The prologue, complete with Dan Fielding and the Cryptkeeper's pun-fest:
The Cryptkeeper: What the hell are you doing?! You call that 'hack-ting?!
Actor: Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I do call it 'acting.'
The Cryptkeeper: Well, let me tell you something, pal—you're no 'Gory' Cooper! You're not even a Robert 'Deadford!' Another take like that, and it'll be back to 'bit parts' for you, and I won't say what bits I'm talking about!