Ernest returning to Helen's hospital room, only to find her missing:
Ernest: Where did you put my wife?
Doctor: (sympathetic) She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue.
Ernest: The morgue? She'll be FURIOUS!
When Lisle first tells Madeline the price for the youth potion, she laughs...until Lisle demonstrates what the potion does.
Madeline: Check okay?
Ernest trying to break up the fight between undead Madeline and Helen:
Ernest: Girls, girls, calm down. I'm sure we can settle this peacefully.
(Quickly ducks as shovels clash together over his head. Madeline and Helen begin circling each other, shouting and swinging shovels.)
Ernest: ...I'll just be upstairs.
The medical exam with the doctor. He checks Madeline for a heartbeat with a stethoscope in a typical doctor's manner...and when he finds nothing, he taps the tool with a finger. Cue a sudden and loud THUD THUD as the audience hears that!