Michael looking in a mirror, and having way too much fun with the color change option.
Michael You look a little pale there, pal. Let me fix that. [changes his skin color to yellow] You're all yellow from the scurvy. Arr, captain. [changes his skin color to green] Grr... Don't get the Hulk angry. Raaaahrrr! [changes his skin color to purple] Oh, there's Barney. "I love you, you love me, that jogger has giant boobies!"
At first Michael's reading off Morty's letter is very heartwarming... then Morty had to go and totally ruin the mood.
Michael: Like I Said, "Good Guys Need A Break". I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love Morty. P.S. Your Wife's Rockin' Body Still Drives Me Crazy.