Funny / American Pie

You're bound to get a ton of these when the premise is young men trying to lose their virginity.

  • "Oh, Finch!! " "Oh, STIFLER'S MOM!! "
    • Followed by Jim and Michelle having wild sex in what is obviously little brother Stifler's room.
  • "And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."
  • The Nadia video.
  • "Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?"
  • "I am the Shermanator".
    • In the second film, he lands Nadia. BECAUSE he's a geek. Cue "WTF!?" stares from Stifler and Jessica.
  • Stifler earning some serious gay street cred in a dance-off in part 3.
    • "dear Stifler, I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar..."
  • Just about anything Stifler does, for that matter.
  • Jim superglueing one hand to his penis and the other to a porno, and trying to leave his room through the window looking like that.
    • Then when he's in the hospital with his dad, an old lady chews him out for possessing porn. Jim's dad goes all Papa Wolf on her, accidentally letting the whole hospital hear that his son glued his hand to his penis.
    "But you wouldn't know about that because you don't have a penis...Or maybe you do!"
  • When Jim's proposal to Michelle in "Wedding" goes horribly wrong - long story short, his dad ends up accidentally forcing him to expose himself to the entire restaurant.
    • Just about any scene with Jim's Dad in it.
  • In Reunion Jim getting his erm, manhood stuck in the laptop while trying to hide his porn viewing from his son and then walking in on Michelle having A Date with Rosie Palms in the bathtub.
  • Jim meets Michelle after she used and left him, and he asks if he was any good.
    Oh wow. How could I sucked.
    • Though she still really likes him, affectionately saying he's her bitch. As well as the revelation of the other guys in bed with their girl sleeping on their shoulder, Jim is sleeping on Michelle's. Then there's her advice on seduction when Jim wants to grope her boobs.
    No, dingbat. You can't just go groping away. You gotta pre heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
  • "Son, I want to talk to you about masturbation." (Jim rolls eyes)
  • When Michelle asks Jim to tell one of his stories, Jim knows just the one...
    Jim: Stifler finds this beer, right?
  • Stifler's taunting of Sherman at his parties.
  • When Jim, Finch and Stifler have to do gay stuff in order to get two women to do lesbian stuff.
    Oz: (Watching Jim and Stifler kiss from outside) Ugh, Kev you can look.
  • At the prom, the hired band does an awful cover of "Don't You Forget About Me", causing at least one person to shout "You suck!".
  • "Suck me, beautiful."