History for Funny/AmericanPie

-->'''Stifler:''' Sherman!
-->'''Sherman:''' Hey!
-->'''Stifler:''' --->'''Stifler:''' Sherman!\\
'''Sherman:''' Hey!\\
'''Stifler:''' What the ''fuck'' are you doing here?!

Changed line(s) 16,20 (click to see context) from:

-->'''Stifler:''' Sherman!
-->'''Sherman:''' Go ahead, Stifler. Laugh. Ha-ha.
-->'''Stifler:''' No, I'm really happy to see you, man! (''holds out hand in friendship'')
-->'''Sherman:''' (''beat'') Alright… (''reaches for said hand'')
-->'''Stifler:''' (''pulls away'') ''You stupid fuck!''

to:

-->'''Stifler:''' Sherman!
-->'''Sherman:''' --->'''Stifler:''' Sherman!\\
'''Sherman:''' Go ahead, Stifler. Laugh. Ha-ha.
-->'''Stifler:''' Ha-ha.\\
'''Stifler:''' No, I'm really happy to see you, man! (''holds out hand in friendship'')
-->'''Sherman:''' friendship'')\\
'''Sherman:''' (''beat'') Alright… (''reaches for said hand'')
-->'''Stifler:''' hand'')\\
'''Stifler:''' (''pulls away'') ''You stupid fuck!''

Changed line(s) 25,26 (click to see context) from:

-->'''Jim:''' Where did you find that?
-->'''Stifler:''' Finch's ass!

to:

-->'''Jim:''' Where did you find that?
-->'''Stifler:''' that?\\
'''Stifler:''' Finch's ass!

Changed line(s) 31 (click to see context) from:

--> '''Stifler:''' "Suck my dick. -Ron Jeremy!"

to:

~~--> '''Stifler:'''~~ -->'''Stifler:''' "Suck my dick. -Ron Jeremy!"

Changed line(s) 33 (click to see context) from:

--> "They splashed us".

to:

~~--> "They~~ -->"They splashed us".

Changed line(s) 35 (click to see context) from:

* "Hey Finch, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate...[[CrossesTheLineTwice think of Kevin!]]”

to:

* "Hey Finch, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate...[[CrossesTheLineTwice think of ~~Kevin!]]”~~Kevin!]]"

Changed line(s) 55 (click to see context) from:

--> '''Jim:''' Stifler finds this beer, right...?

to:

~~--> '''Jim:'''~~ -->'''Jim:''' Stifler finds this beer, right...?

Changed line(s) 58,59 (click to see context) from:

** When Jim and Michelle find a bedroom to do the deed, one of Stifler’s little brothers pops out of the closet and taunts them about how they’re going to fuck.
** Then Michelle insists that Jim wear TWO condoms so he doesn’t go off prematurely like with Nadia. Apparently the whole reason she even accepted the date is because she saw the webcast, and figured that he was a “sure thing” in bed.

to:

** When Jim and Michelle find a bedroom to do the deed, one of ~~Stifler’s~~ Stifler's little brothers pops out of the closet and taunts them about how they’re going to fuck.
** Then Michelle insists that Jim wear TWO condoms so he ~~doesn’t~~ doesn't go off prematurely like with Nadia. Apparently the whole reason she even accepted the date is because she saw the webcast, and figured that he was a ~~“sure thing”~~ "sure thing" in bed.

Changed line(s) 71 (click to see context) from:

--> '''Noah''': Oh, you must be the parents of this young lady right here!

to:

~~--> '''Noah''':~~ -->'''Noah:''' Oh, you must be the parents of this young lady right here!

Changed line(s) 77,78 (click to see context) from:

--> No, dingbat. You can't just go groping away. You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
* "Thankyou! My name is Petey! Thank you! AND I HAVE GIGANTIC BALLS!"

to:

~~--> No,~~ --->No, dingbat. You can't just go groping away. You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
* ~~"Thankyou!~~ "Thank you! My name is Petey! Thank you! AND I HAVE GIGANTIC BALLS!"

Changed line(s) 80 (click to see context) from:

--> '''Oz''': (Watching Jim and Stifler kiss from outside) Ugh, Kev you can look.

to:

~~--> '''Oz''':~~ -->'''Oz:''' (Watching Jim and Stifler kiss from outside) Ugh, Kev you can look.

Changed line(s) 82,83 (click to see context) from:

-->"Honey, come in. Food's ready!"
-->"I'M NOT HUNGRY!"

to:

~~-->"Honey,~~ --->"Honey, come in. Food's ready!"
-->"I'M ready!"\\
"I'M NOT HUNGRY!"

Changed line(s) 85,86 (click to see context) from:

--> '''Amber:''' That's how you kiss your mother!
--> '''Stifler:''' (To Finch) [[IBangedYourMom Don't you say anything]]!

to:

~~--> '''Amber:'''~~ --->'''Amber:''' That's how you kiss your mother!
--> mother!\\
'''Stifler:''' (To Finch) [[IBangedYourMom Don't you say anything]]!

Changed line(s) 88,90 (click to see context) from:

--> '''Oz:''' Look man, I've got my hand on my dick right now and I'm trying to have sex with my girlfriend over the phone!
-->'''Wrong number:''' Hey man, good for you!
-->'''Stifler:''' ''Oh, Heath-URR...bay-BEE...why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's?''

to:

~~--> '''Oz:'''~~ -->'''Oz:''' Look man, I've got my hand on my dick right now and I'm trying to have sex with my girlfriend over the phone!
-->'''Wrong phone!\\
'''Wrong number:''' Hey man, good for you!
-->'''Stifler:''' you!\\
'''Stifler:''' ''Oh, Heath-URR...bay-BEE...why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's?''

Changed line(s) 98,99 (click to see context) from:

-->'''Nadia: '''FUCK ME GEEK!
-->'''Sherman:'''Affirmative!

to:

~~-->'''Nadia:~~ --->'''Nadia: '''FUCK ME GEEK!
-->'''Sherman:'''Affirmative!GEEK!\\
'''Sherman:'''Affirmative!

Changed line(s) 101,106 (click to see context) from:

-->'''Stifler/Jessica:''' No fucking way!
-->''Both turn to stare at each other for a minute, seemingly considering something.''
-->'''Jessica:''' Forget it.
-->'''Stifler:''' ''(Scoffs)'' Like you have a chance.
-->''Both take a shot at the same time and walk away.''

to:

~~-->'''Stifler/Jessica:'''~~ --->'''Stifler/Jessica:''' No fucking way!
-->''Both way!\\
(''Both turn to stare at each other for a minute, seemingly considering something.''
-->'''Jessica:''' '')\\
'''Jessica:''' Forget it.
-->'''Stifler:''' it.\\
'''Stifler:''' ''(Scoffs)'' Like you have a chance.
-->''Both chance.\\
(''Both take a shot at the same time and walk away.''
'')

Changed line(s) 114 (click to see context) from:

-> '''"Fuckers."'''

to:

~~-> '''"Fuckers.~~-->'''"Fuckers."'''

Changed line(s) 116 (click to see context) from:

-> '''"It says Congratulation Jism!"'''

to:

-> --> '''"It says Congratulation Jism!"'''

Changed line(s) 118 (click to see context) from:

-> '''"Oh man, look at what you did. My dick looks like a corndog and I've got cake all over my balls."'''

to:

~~-> '''"Oh~~ -->'''"Oh man, look at what you did. My dick looks like a corndog and I've got cake all over my balls."'''

Changed line(s) 120 (click to see context) from:

-> '''"Lunch is, uh, served!"'''.

to:

~~-> '''"Lunch~~ -->'''"Lunch is, uh, served!"'''.

Deleted line(s) 130 (click to see context) :

Changed line(s) 137,138 (click to see context) from:

-->'''Lacrosse Guy:''' The entire team was gay. You saw us in the showers.
-->'''Stifler:''' (''About to vomit'') I just thought you were wrestling.

to:

-->'''Lacrosse Guy:''' The entire team was gay. You saw us in the showers.
-->'''Stifler:''' showers.\\
'''Stifler:''' (''About to vomit'') I just thought you were wrestling.

Changed line(s) 143,144 (click to see context) from:

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to:

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History Funny / AmericanPie