The themplurs said "we will kill u wiv our swards and stuff". "Oh no" said Lucy.
Jeremy adn Juddy sprung into action and killed all de templars with bear hands in no time at all.
Assassin's Creed: Lazarus is a Troll Fic by self-admitted "Aspiring trollfic writer" You Are A Ninja Pirate. The plot centers around two Self-Insert "Assassin" named Jeremy and Justin, who have been taken hostage by Abstergo to find "aple of edens". They are rescued by Lucy, who suddenly arrives to aid them, and eventually join forces with the modern day cast of Assassin's Creed II.
What follows is chock-full of references to other troll fics,Shout Outs to anime, and strange cameos.
The first chapter of the fic can be read here
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This fic provides examples of:
- Always Chaotic Evil: The "themplurs" although later averted with the new Grandmaster of a splinter faction, Noah, after Vidic dies.
- Art Shift: The fifth chapter of the fic is in a comic form thanks to the meddling of the Animus virus Missingno.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: In an obvious Shout-Out to other troll fics, Lazarus can barely spell anything with consistency, including the names of the characters.Jeremy had slim build and long black hair with blonde steak
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Memetic Badass: Shaun is apparently one in the fic after discovering he has "asasin blod", with the ability to make Templar's heads explode simply by telling them to "fuck off". - Start My Own: A splinter group of the Templars called the "New Templars" is formed by Noah, who are much more noble and heroic than the original "Old Templars" and also join forces with the Assassins.
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Similarly Named Works: This fic shares its name with a Naruto/Assassin's Creed fanfic on Fanfiction.net, which came later. The two fics are completely unrelated. - Killed Off for Real: Desmond, Lucy, Rebecca and Justin all die within the span of three chapters. Justin got better though.
- Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs: Justin unleashes a barrage of punches on Vidic, screaming "ORAORAORAORAORA!" as he does so. The result? Vidic explodes.“ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!” Juddy yeld as Vidic was punched into tiny chunky bit. Vidic fell to pavement and his head asplode.
- The Evils of Free Will: Jeremy's clone is a Templar whose brain was not subject to any mind control, and who chose to follow the Templars due to this trope."I wuz givn full free will, naturaly chosing to side wit da templuars by meself. So I am TEH living exampl of da superiority of tempur justice to ASASSIN TERRORISM."
- Take That!: Controversial historical figure Hong Xiuquan is revealed to have been an Assassin, when Jeremy questions this, Shaun replies:"Wake up stoopid kid history isnt about good vs evil youve been playin' too many ubisoft gaems"
