History Fanfic / AssassinsCreedLazarus

* AlwaysChaoticEvil: The "themplurs" [[spoiler: although [[EnemyMine later averted with the new Grandmaster, Noah,]] after Vidic dies]].

* MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch: [[spoiler:A splinter group of the Templars called the "New Templars" is formed by Noah, who are much more noble and heroic than the original "Old Templars" and also join forces with the Assassins.]]

''Assassin's Creed: Lazarus'' is a [[TrollFic Troll Fic]] by self-admitted "Aspiring trollfic writer" ''YouAreANinjaPirate''. The plot (if you can call it that) centers around two [[MartyStu Marty Stu]] [[SelfInsert self insert]] "Assassin" named Jeremy and Justin, who have been taken hostage by [[EvilInc Abstergo]] to find "aple of edens". They are rescued by Lucy, who suddenly arrives to aid them, and eventually join forces with the modern day cast of [[VideoGame.AssassinsCreed2 Assassin's Creed II]].

What follows is chock-full of references to other troll fics, poorly used [[ShoutOut Shout Outs to anime]], and strange cameos.

-->[[spoiler:"I wuz givn full free will, naturaly chosing to side wit da templuars by meself. So I am TEH living exampl of da superiority of tempur justice to ASASSIN TERRORISM."]]

* NamesTheSame: This fic shares its name with a Naruto/Assassin's Creed fanfic on Fanfiction.net, which came later. The two fics are completely unrelated.

-->[[spoiler:“I wuz givn full free will, naturaly chosing to side wit da templuars by meself. So I am TEH living exampl of da superiority of tempur justice to ASASSIN TERRORISM.]]

-->[[spoiler: “ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!” Juddy yeld as Vidic was punched into tiny chunky bit. Vidic fell to pavement and his head asplode.]]

* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler: Desmond, Lucy, Rebecca and Justin all die within the span of three chapters]].

What follows is an absolute [[SoBadItsHorrible trainwreck]] that is chock-full of references to other troll fics, poorly used [[ShoutOut Shout Outs to anime]], and strange cameos.

* AlwaysChaoticEvil: The "themplurs"

* Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs: [[spoiler: Justin unleashes a barrage of punches on Vidic, screaming [[Manga.JoJosBizarreAdventure "ORAORAORAORAORA!"]] as he does so.]] The result? [[spoiler: Vidic explodes.]]

* Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs: [[spoiler: Juddy unleashes a barrage of punches on Vidic, screaming [[Manga.JoJosBizzareAdventure "ORAORAORAORAORA!"]] as he does so.]] The result? [[spoiler: Vidic explodes.]]

''Assassin's Creed: Lazarus'' is a [[TrollFic Troll Fic]] by self-admitted "Aspiring trollfic writer" ''YouAreANinjaPirate''. The plot (if you can call it that) centers around two [[MartyStu Marty Stu]] [[SelfInsert self insert]] "Assassin" named Jeremy and Justin, who have been taken hostage by [[EvilInc Abstergo]] to find "aple of edens". They are rescued by Lucy, who suddenly arrives to aid them, and eventually join forces with the modern day cast of [[AssassinsCreed2 Assassin's Creed II]].

* Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs: [[spoiler: Juddy unleashes a barrage of punches on Vidic, screaming [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure?from=Main.JoJosBizarreAdventure "ORAORAORAORAORA!"]] as he does so.]] The result? [[spoiler: Vidic explodes.]]

* Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs: [[spoiler: Juddy unleashes a barrage of punches on Vidic, screaming [[JoJosBizzareAdventure "ORAORAORAORAORA!"]] as he does so.]] The result? [[spoiler: Vidic explodes.]]

* MemeticBadass Shaun is apparently one in the fic after discovering he has "asasin blod", with the ability to make [[YourHeadAsplode Templar's heads explode]] simply by telling them to [[ClusterFBomb "fuck off".]]

-->Jeremy had slim build and long black hair with blonde steak

''Assassin's Creed: Lazarus'' is a [[TrollFic Troll Fic]] by self-admitted "Aspiring trollfic writer" YouAreANinjaPirate. The plot (if you can call it that) centers around two [[MartyStu Marty Stu]] [[SelfInsert self insert]] "Assassin" named Jeremy and Justin, who have been taken hostage by [[EvilInc Abstergo]] to find "aple of edens". They are rescued by Lucy, who suddenly arrives to aid them, and eventually join forces with the modern day cast of [[AssassinsCreed2 Assassin's Creed II]].

What follows is an absolute [[SoBadItsHorrible trainwreck]] that is chock-full of references to other troll fics, poorly used [[ShoutOut references]], and strange cameos.

* RougeAnglesOfSatin: In an obvious [[ShoutOut Shout Out]] to other troll fics, Lazarus can barely spell anything with consistency, including the names of the characters.

''Assassin's Creed: Lazarus'' is a [[TrollFic Troll Fic]] by self-admitted "Aspiring trollfic writer" YouAreANinjaPirate. The plot (if you can call it that) centers around two [[MartyStu Marty Stu]] [[SelfInsert self insert]] "Assassin" named Jeremy and Justin, who have been taken hostage by [[EvilInc Abstergo]] to find "aple of edens". They are rescued by Lucy, who suddenly arrives to aid them, and eventually join forces with the modern day cast of [[AssassinsCreed2 Assassin's Creed II]]. What follows is an absolute [[SoBadItsHorrible trainwreck]] that is chock-full of references to other troll fics, poorly used [[ShoutOut references]], and strange cameos.

* :AlwaysChaoticEvil The "themplurs"
* :RougeAnglesOfSatin In an obvious [[ShoutOut Shout Out]] to other troll fics, Lazarus can barely spell anything with consistency, including the names of the characters.

''Assassin's Creed: Lazarus'' is a [[TrollFic Troll Fic]] by self-admitted "Aspiring trollfic writer" YouAreANinjaPirate. The plot (if you can call it that) centers around two [[MartyStu Marty Stu]] [[SelfInsert self insert]] "Assassin" named Jeremy and Justin, who have been taken hostage by [[EvilInc Abstergo]] to find "aple of edens". They are rescued by Lucy, who suddenly arrives to aid them, and eventually join forces with the modern day cast of [[AssassinsCreed2 Assassin's Creed 2]], what follows is an absolute [[SoBadItsHorrible trainwreck] that is chock-full of references to other troll fics, poorly used [[ShoutOut references]], and strange cameos.