The extremely amazing ballad of Austria's annoying mole and their amazing adventures when said mole comes to life. An Axis powers Hetalia trollfic. Of EPICNESS!!!
Or so the author says. A crackfic, about Austria's mole coming to life. Can be read here.
Plot: Exactly What it says on the tin
. The mole comes to life one day unexpectedly, and it causes general mayhem, Drives Austria (and the readers) to insanity, He then calls Switzerland for help, (Who yells at him.) Hungary for help, (Who doesn't help much) then prussia shows up, and his mind gets messed up by the mole, then the mole gets a hold of the Gilbirds, then Germany comes, who is freaked out.Then Austria calls other countries over for advice on the problem, leaving the other countries clueless. This is the first 12 chapters. Yeah. The characters frequently break the fourth wall, and there are many pop culture refrences, and almost everyone is a Large ham WARNING!
Do not read unless you don't want your sanity. Or a for a few Lulz.
Tropes found in this Epicly Epic work!
- Animate Inanimate Object -The mole.
- Big "NO!":
- Austria did this in chapter 4.
- "MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!111!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Austria, clutching his head and shaking it side to side."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- Big word shout - "SWITZERLAND!"
- Bilingual Bonus - When the mole says that He ate a sandwich and that it gave him diarreah in German.
- Body Horror - When you realize that it's a living part of someone's face.
- Breaking the Fourth wall
- Camp Gay : When Austria has delusions of a spoon named "Fork" and Darth Vader on his shoulder, Darth vader is apparently this.
- He even has a sparkly pink scarf with sequins.
- Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon - Hungary threatens an insane Prussia with "SHUT UP PRUSSIA OR I WILL EAT ONE OF YOUR BIRDS BY SLOWLY COOKING IT IN THE OVEN AT 450 F AND THEN CHECK ON IT OCCASINALLY TO MAKE SURE IT'S CRISPY, THEN TAKE IT OUT AND CHOP IT UP AND ADD IT TO A SALAD, THEN I WILL TOSS THE SALAD, AND THEN PUT IT IN THE FREEZER AND FORGET ABOUT IT FOREVER AND GO ORDER TAKE OUT INSTEAD."
- Dissimile- "Prussia then proceeded to go nuts, holding his head and making noises that sounded like music, only it wasn't music, and it sounded more like a cat inside of a blown up paper bag with a bunch of squeak toys inside it being hit by a hammer while being run over by a train that had rubber wheels that narwhals lived inside of, being driven by a whale banana I-phone that's mother was a planet made out of marshmallows howling out Friday. Only there was no paper bag, cat, squeak toys, hammer, train, wheels with narwhals inside them and no whale banana I-phone that's mother was a planet made out of marshmallows."
- Gratuitous German - "Ich haben ein Sandwich gestern. es gab mir Durchfall"- I ate a sandwich. It gave me diarreah.
- HammerSpace -Apparently Austria can take phones out of nowhere.
- Insane Troll logic - How Poland figures that the mole is a pineapple, and that juicing it and sticking a banana in their ears will make it shut up.
- Long Title - The full title is: The extremely amazing ballad of Austria's annoying mole and their amazing adventures when said mole comes to life. An Axis powers Hetalia trollfic. Of EPICNESS!!!
- Mind Screw - How does a MOLE COME TO LIFE?!?
- Sarcasm mode - "Great. Just Great. "(He's being sarcastic)