Funny / The Annoying Mole A Hetalia Trollfic

Well, since this fanfic is meant to be funny, (Or at least extremely cracky) this is gonna be a loooooong entry.

Funny stuff in this epicly epic work!!

  • Does the entire thing count?
  • In the first chapter, where Austria threatens the voice of the mole with a pillow....named knife.
  • How the author describe the mole as "annoying as a child that the annoying orange had with Scrappy doo, then abandoned in the woods, only to have it found and raised by Navi the fairy and Fred."
  • "You smell bad! Like as bad as this fanfic!!! Or like a potato. You know what you smell like a potato….I guess I sort of like potatoes, but not smelly ones. They smell bad. Like you."
  • "What the Fr UK is this thing!"
      • "WHO'S SWITZERLAND?!?" asked the mole. "AND WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?"
  • When Hungary got to Austria's house, she noticed the door was unlocked. She carefully opened it and entered the dark house. Sunlight was streaming through the windows ( I can do that because it's crack writing.)
  • Prussia then proceeded to go nuts, holding his head and making noises that sounded like music, only it wasn't music, and it sounded more like a cat inside of a blown up paper bag with a bunch of squeak toys inside it being hit by a hammer while being run over by a train that had rubber wheels that narwhals lived inside of, being driven by a whale banana I-phone that's mother was a planet made out of marshmallows howling out Friday. Only there was no paper bag, cat, squeak toys, hammer, train, wheels with narwhals inside them and no whale banana I-phone that's mother was a planet made out of marshmallows. But mostly, Prussia just made noises like:
"raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeegjlfah fediafha;oepifhao;iehdf;aoiewfhy;eoihf;oaeidhfa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell lllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`"
  • Whenever it breaks the fourth wall or outright states it's a demented crackfic. Oh so very demented.