"You were lucky to be Luis's plaything- no one else would have lifted you out of that filth you called a home! If you thought that you were too good for him, you should have crawled back to the sewers on your wedding day— not bedded and betrayed him to become whore of the eastern shore!" Prince Claudio Valisti
"I... Aurelian Titus." Claudio Valisti's spirit
"That is our craft, but not our purpose. Mankind destroys without understanding, yet I preserve. What is your purpose?" Yavanna
".....Hello?" Nny, right before accidentally killing himself.
"It's such an easy thing to say you hate something...so easy to hate...what a piece of shit I am...I ca...can't believe I went the easy way. I thought I knew something...anything. "Ehhh...actually...your head looks more like a reject jelly bean." Nny, having turned out to be not quite dead. The final remark causes Krik to finish the job.
"I have nothing to fear." Edgar Vargas. Nny envied his conviction, but he didn't reward it.
"Nooo! Dammit I was so CLOSE!!" Mr. Fuck, aka Eff, before The Moose got him.
"Yes! Yess!! My master!!! Reclaim me! Yessss!!!" Psycho-Doughboy, before The Moose got him.
"Aaiii!! Uh...uhhh...FUCK!!" Krik. Spotting a trend?
"Oh, this isn't good." Tess. The universe warps of existence, but she gets better when it returns.
"Why did you tell me your name!? I didn't want to know your name!!" The pedophile that Nny saves Squee from. Perv meets Pipe.
"I'm...just like you." Jimmy, aka Mmy, right before he became a stain on the basement floor. Also doubles as a Wham Line.
"Um...could someone give me some toilet paper!?!" The "Somebody Put Shit In My Pants" guy. Nny's response? "You should've checked before you went!!!" and a grenade in the stall.
"Don't know what you're talking about, and wouldn't give you what you want even if I did. I'm getting up now. If you're going to shoot me, you better get to it. What happens next is up to you." Rendell Locke
"I tried... I tried so hard..." Sam Lesser, first death
"Oh how I hate that hedgehog! I've lived to see one dream come true - the destruction of Knothole Village and everyone within it. All that matters now is the pleasure of eliminating you once and for all!" The original Dr. Robotnik, the man once known as Julian Kintobor
"I know." Nate Morgan, in response to Eggman's promise that he'll "pay".
"Hardly. In this Super form, I am invincible. I... wait... what?!" A.D.A.M.
"You gave me a second chance in life. It's time I repaid that debt." Tommy Turtle
"I smite thee!" Sir Connery.
"She would be... as proud of you...as I am..." Armand D'Coolette
"I've crushed more Echidnas under my boot than I can remember! You'll be no different! Come on then, FACE ME!" Kage von Stryker, who is merely Killed Off for Real instead.
"The servers are the seven chaos... chaos is power, enriched by the heart... Release my boy! Give him his own life to lead! Locke
"Well I gotta pee. Does anyone need anything while I'm in here? More napkins? I think there's still more left." Amy
"You're probably not going to like it here, y'know. They're nice enough people, at first they're great...but they're so goddamn judgmental. One slip-up...and that's it really for you. I tried to kill myself. I did. It didn't work, obviously, but I tried. They won't let me forget it. Since then, I can see it in their eyes—they've lost all respect for me. All of them. Even my best friend. She tries to be nice but I can tell she's just patronizing me. She hasn't wanted to talk to me since I did it. She just feels like she has to. Everyone thinks I'm crazy. I don't really have to, so I figured I'd introduce myself. I'm Carol. I think I'll just talk to you from now on. You listen, you don't seem to judge me. That's really important in a friendship, y'know. Not judging people. I really hope you like me. Oh, good...you do like me." Carol
"Aggh! Fuck! Fuck you!" Alice
"We're sitting ducks! We've got a move! Run!" Patricia
"She—she—" Billy Greene
"Dear, God...Please. Just kill me." Hershel Greene
"Is that the plan? We just make a run for it? What's going on out there? Are we going to walk out into a wall of guns firing at us? We just hope we make it to the truck? That's it?" Lori Grimes
Viz once played with this trope in a one-off strip about Bob Hope on his deathbed. He was determined to say something witty and memorable, and grew increasingly frustrated with his visitors who kept causing him to say dull, banal things instead.