"I don't have a drinking problem! I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem!"
Dwarf Male joke
This Drinking Game works even better if you play with taverns
or Brewfest music on.
Difficulty:
- Normal Dungeon: 5-7 conditions
- Heroic Dungeon: 8-12 conditions
- Raid Finder: 13-18 conditions
- Normal Raid: 19-24 conditions
- Heroic Raid: 25+ conditions
- Challenge Mode: Take a shot every time you kill anything. (Call 911 first)
- Whenever you create a new character, down a glass.
- Whenever you delete a character, down two glasses.
- Down four total if you immediately create a new one.
- Drink until you pass out if you hit the character cap.
- Take a shot whenever a quest requires you to kill X creatures.
- Take a shot whenever a quest requires you to gather specific items from certain creatures.
- Sip for each of those creatures you kill that doesn't drop the item.
- Take a shot whenever a quest requires you to kill a specific creature.
- Take an additional shot if you have to gather their head.
- Take two shots whenever you are sent to talk to someone.
- Take an additional two shots if that person is nearby.
- Down the bottle you have to talk to the quest giver.
- Take a shot every time you complete a daily quest.
- Take a shot whenever you get an achievement.
- If the achievement is worth more than ten points, take shots equal to number of points divided by ten.
- If the achievement rewards a companion pet, take an additional shot.
- If the achievement rewards a mount, take two additional shots.
- If the achievement rewards a title, take three additional shots.
- If Brewmaster achievement, down a keg.
- Down the bottle if achievement is a Feat of Strength
- Whenever you win a pet battle, take a shot.
- Take an additional shot for each level your pets gain.
- Take three if you forfeited the battle because you clicked it on accident
- Take an additional shot for each level your pets gain.
- Take a sip whenever you harvest crafting materials.
- Take two if fishing.
- Take a shot if you get a rare material.
- Take a sip every time you make something with crafting.
- Take a shot if it is uncommon quality.
- Take two shots if it is rare quality.
- Take three shots if it is epic quality.
- Take a shot if you see someone camping a rare spawn.
- Drink a glass whenever you kill a rare spawn.
- Drink two if it is from content prior to Pandaria.
- Take a shot whenever you capture a new pet.
- Take two if it is uncommon.
- Take three if is rare.
- Take a shot every time you stand in fire.
- Take shot every time you die.
- Take another shot if you get resurrected by another player.
- Take another shot if it was a battle resurrection.
- Down the bottle if you resurrect at the Graveyard.
- Drink your woes away if you were in War Mode, and now another player is camping your corpse.
- Take another shot if you get resurrected by another player.
- Take two shots whenever your instance group wipes.
- Take three shots if it is a raid.
- Take shot whenever you obtain a new piece of gear.
- Take three shots whenever you lose a new piece of gear to another player.
- Finish the bottle if the other player needed it for their off-spec (ex. a Retribution Paladin rolling on a shield for his Protection set)
- Take three shots whenever you lose a new piece of gear to another player.
- Drink half a bottle if you see a paladin Bubble-hearth.
- Down the whole thing if you Bubble-hearth.
- Take a shot if you get mind controlled.
- Take an additional shot for every player you kill while mind controlled.
- Finish your glass if you kill yourself via environmental damage (e.g. falling damage) while mind controlled.
- Take a shot whenever you gain a level.
- Take another if it gave you an ability or talent tier
- Take a sip whenever you get stunned.
- Take a shot if it was not a rogue or boss.
- Take a shot every time someone misspells rouge.
- Take a shot whenever someone in your group goes AFK.
- Down half the bottle if it is you.
- Down the entire bottle if it was a tank or healer.
- Down half the bottle if it is you.
- Take a shot whenever you get on a vehicle.
- Down the bottle if you see a tauren rogue.
- Down two if you see a male pandaren rogue
- Down the bottle if you find Mankirk’s wife.
- Take a shot every time you see someone recruiting for a guild in raid chat.
- Take a shot whenever you see a player in gear not suitable for his or her class.
- Take a sip whenever a tank constantly states It's All About Me.
- Down the bottle if you see Blingtron 5000.
- Take a sip every time you see a low level character in the chouffeur.
- Take a shot when you receive an item and it gets an upgrade.
- Take two extra shots if it was an item that was previously worse than your equipped item, but after the upgrade, it became better.
- One shot when a dwarf tries to "Interest ya in a pint?".
- Two if said dwarf does not sell liquor.
- One shot when a dwarf warns you to "Keep yer feet on the ground!"
- Two if said dwarf is a Flight Master or Flight Trainer.
- One shot if a gnome says, "My you're a tall one!"
- Two if your character is himself a Gnome, or a Goblin, which are the same size.
- One shot when a dryad says, "Ah, the great outdoors!"
- Two if the outdoor area she's in is poisoned, corrupted, or haunted.
- Three if the quest she's giving you involves correcting that problem.
- Two if the outdoor area she's in is poisoned, corrupted, or haunted.
- Take a shot every time Khadgar calls your character "champion".
- Take a shot every time something happens that breaks continuity.
- Take two if a dead or MIA character appears for a single quest, then disappears afterwards.
- Down a glass every time you enter expac content that your character couldn't have been there for.
- Take two if a dead or MIA character appears for a single quest, then disappears afterwards.
- Take a sip each time you take fall damage.
- Take a shot if your character has a skill that negates fall damage.
- Whenever you're looking for strategies to beat a specific pet battle, take a sip each time you see a strategy requiring one of these pets: Anubisath Idol, Chrominius, Clockwork Gnome, Darkmoon Tonk (or Darkmoon Zeppelin), Ikky, Iron Starlette, Mechanical Pandaren Dragonling, Unborn Val'kyr, Zandalari Anklerender (or Zandalari Kneebiter).
- Take a shot instead if you don't own the pet in question.
- Down the bottle if every single strategy requires at least one pet you don't own.
- Take a shot instead if you don't own the pet in question.
