Take a shot when
- Someone makes an Incredibly Lame Pun
- Two if it isn't Carlos for once
- Three if the joke gets laughter.
- Two if it isn't Carlos for once
- Someone gets called out for doing so
- Two if it isn't Carlos for once.
- Three if it's Ms. Frizzle getting called out.
- Two if it isn't Carlos for once.
- Phoebe says, "At my old school..."
- Ms. Frizzle says, "Seatbelts, everyone!"
- The bus transforms
- Two if the bus transforms in a way that's surreal even for this show!
- Down your whole wine cellar if the bus DOESN'T transform for the whole episode.note
- Two if the bus transforms in a way that's surreal even for this show!
- Two if the students transform alongside it.
- Take yet another if their heads don’t transform.
- Two if the students transform alongside it.
- Liz does something in the background
- Ms. Frizzle has a new outfit
- Her earrings glow
- Arnold says, "I knew I should have stayed home today!"
- Ms. Frizzle tells her class to "Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy!"
- They visit Pluto, and acknowledge its (now former) planet status
- The field trip of the day is a "Fantastic Voyage" Plot
- The bus shrinks
- The bus grows
- The bus blinks or something like that
- Take a shot if a character sneezes, especially in a "Fantastic Voyage" Plot.
- Ms. Frizzle quotes some friend or relative
- D.A. says something along the lines of, "According to my research..."
- Take an extra drink if she researches something that anyone with a pulse should already know about. "According to my research, after chewing comes swallowing."
- Ralphie says, "Is it just me, or...?"
- Keesha says, "Oh bad! Oh bad bad bad bad bad!" when shit goes down.
- Keesha says "Let's get the facts. [Insert situation that doesn't happen on normal field trips]"
- Take two if the second part is only one sentence.
- Wanda says "Come on, you weaselly wimps!"
- Wanda says "What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?" when something goes wrong.
- Two if someone else asks the same question.
- When Janet appears, take a shot if she says "Prove it!"
- Take two if she tries to sabotage one or more of the Frizz kids (just Arnold doesn't count).
- Arnold is being a Horrible Judge of Character where Janet is concerned.
- Any time there's ship tease between one of the boys and one of the girls.
- Take two if the boy isn't Arnold or the girl isn't in Miss Frizzle's class.
- Someone says "We've been Frizzled!"
- Take a big gulp whenever Arnold saves the day, plus an extra shot for any ensuing Ship Tease moments.
- Finish your drink if Arnold actually enjoys the field trip.