Drinking Game / Star Wars
The From a Certain Point of View game: Again, in the original trilogy, whenever Obi-Wan or Yoda do this to Luke.
Every time a character wins a lightsaber fight with a blue lightsaber.
Every time someone has a bad feeling about something, drink.
Every time an otherwise impossible problem is solved because R2 was there to do something.
Every time a character loses a limb.
For true alcohol poisoning, take a drink every time "The Force" is mentioned
Down the whole bottle if it's to say that "The Force is with you" or some other variant of the phrase.
In and The Phantom Menace , take a swig whenever Jar Jar kriffs something up.
Attack of the Clones This may make watching Jar Jar somewhat bearable.
Take a shot every time the series ignores the laws of physics (i.e. Space Is Noisy)
When watching the special editions, take a shot every time you spot a change, two if it is blatantly obvious, three if it offends you.
Every time Vader Force-chokes one of his own officers, drink.
Every time someone with the last name Skywalker whines, take a drink.
During the prequels, take a drink every time the dialogue gets painful. This may make them more enjoyable depending on your feelings towards them.
In Attack of the Clones, during the infamous "I killed them all" scene, all participants must act along. The least hammy rendition has to finish their drink.
Every time there is a disturbance in The Force, drink.
Every time someone exclaims "Noooooooooo!", drink.
Every time someone is mind-controlled, drink.
Whenever someone tries to get something off Han, drink.
Drink whenever Han brags about the Falcon.
Drink whenever R2-D2 saves someone's life.
Drink whenever C-3P0 loses a body part.
Take a sip when a Stormtrooper misses a shot. Any more than that and your grandchildren will be born pissed.
For those with bladders and livers of pure tungsten: down a sixth of a bottle every time.
Drink whenever George Lucas says "issue" or "issues" in the DVD commentary for any of the six movies.
Take a drink every time you hear the Wilhelm Scream.
For the scream in , it's probably better if you drink The Star Wars Holiday Special before the special starts. And make sure you drink the whole bottle. To paraphrase Moralo Eval, it will make watching the special "almost tolerable."
Take a drink every time you see Padmé or one of her decoys in a different outfit.
Take a drink whenever Anakin changes the subject
Take two drinks if he changes the subject to Padmé
Expanded Universe/Star Wars Legends
In The Thrawn Trilogy, take a drink whenever Thrawn anticipates the enemy.
Take a sip every time Mara Jade says something snarky. Not because it's rare, but because any more than a sip, and you'll wake up a Force Ghost yourself.
Take a drink whenever Talon Karrde says he won't take part (or is bipartisan) in the War
Take a sip every time a character references a line from one of the movies. Two if it's a direct quote.
Take a sip (and wince) whenever a Yuuzhan Vong biot's painfulness is mentioned.