Drinking Game: Star Wars

Star Wars drinking games:

The Films

  • The Bechdel Test game: in the original trilogy (Eps. IV-VI), any time two human women are on the screen at the same time, drink. You'll drink once, at the beginning of Empire, when an unnamed Rebel technician appears briefly in the background in one of Leia's scenes. Twice if the Tonnika Twins are close enough to human to count.
    • Princess Leia and Mon Mothma are on screen simultaneously in Return of the Jedi's Rebel briefing scene, bringing the total up to once per movie.
  • The From a Certain Point of View game: Again, in the original trilogy, whenever Obi-Wan or Yoda do this to Luke.
  • Every time a character wins a lightsaber fight with a blue lightsaber. Hint: the only movie you'll drink during is Revenge of the Sith.
  • Every time someone has a bad feeling about something, drink.
  • Every time an otherwise impossible problem is solved because R2 was there to do something.
  • Every time a character loses a limb.
  • For true alcohol poisoning, take a drink every time 'The Force' is mentioned
    • Down the whole bottle if it's to say that The Force is with you or some other varient of the phrase.
  • In The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, take a swig whenever Jar Jar kriffs something up.
  • Take a shot every time the series ignores the laws of physics (i.e. Space Is Noisy)
    • If this includes Force usage, I think we have more to fear from drowning than alcohol poisoning.
  • When watching the special editions, take a shot every time you spot a change, two if it is blatantly obvious, three if it offends you.
  • Every time Vader Force-chokes one of his own officers, drink.
  • Every time someone with the last name Skywalker whines, take a drink.
  • During the prequels, take a drink every time the dialogue gets painful. Trust us, it'll make watching them far more manageable.
  • In Attack of the Clones, during the infamous 'I killed them all' scene, all participants must act along. The least hammy rendition has to finish their drink.
  • Every time there is a disturbance in The Force, drink.
  • Every time someone exclaims 'Noooooooooo!', drink.
  • Every time someone is mind-controlled, drink.
  • Whenever someone tries to get something off Han, drink.
  • Drink whenever Han brags about the Falcon.
  • Drink whenever C-3P0 loses a body part.
  • Take a sip when a Stormtrooper misses a shot. Any more than that and your grandchildren will be born pissed.
  • Drink whenever George Lucas says "issue" or "issues" in the DVD commentary for any of the six movies.
  • Take a drink every time you hear the Wilhelm Scream.
    • For the scream in The Star Wars Holiday Special, it's probably better if you drink before the special starts. And make sure you drink the whole bottle. To paraphrase Moralo Eval, it will make watching the special "almost tolerable."
  • Take a drink every time you see Padmé or one of her decoys in a different outfit.
Expanded Universe/Star Wars Legends
  • In The Thrawn Trilogy, take a drink whenever Thrawn anticipates the enemy.
  • Take a sip every time Mara Jade says something snarky. Not because it's rare, but because any more than a sip, and you'll wake up a Force Ghost yourself.
  • Take a drink whenever Talon Karrde says he won't take part (or is bipartisan) in the War