Drinking Game / Star Wars: The Films

• For every film: When you see a lightsaber, drink a shot.
  • Two if it is purple.
    • Three if it is not that Jedi or Sith's lightsaber, to begin with.
• First of all, toast when the opening crawl plays.
• The From a Certain Point of View game: Again, in the original trilogy, whenever Obi-Wan or Yoda do this to Luke.
• Every time a character wins a lightsaber fight with a blue lightsaber.
• Every time someone has a bad feeling about something, drink.
• Every time an otherwise impossible problem is solved because R2 was there to do something.
• Every time a character loses a limb.
• For true alcohol poisoning, take a drink every time "The Force" is mentioned.
  • Down the whole bottle if it's to say that "The Force is with you" or some other variant of the phrase.
    • If it's Chirrut Imwe, do this only once for his entire chant. Otherwise, you will be dead before he's finished.
• During the Order 66 sequence, pour one out for every Jedi who's killed on-screen.
• In The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, take a swig whenever Jar Jar kriffs something up.
  • This may make watching Jar Jar somewhat bearable.
    • If anybody watching Mentions Jar Jar's early design, sing along to the duck song, (Due to the design's duck-like appearance) and for every visit to the lemonade stand, take a drink.
• Take a shot every time the series ignores the laws of physics (i.e. Space Is Noisy).
• When watching the special editions, take a shot every time you spot a change, two if it is blatantly obvious, three if it offends you, 4 if it's Jabba being edited out for a CG Fill-in.
• In The Empire Strikes Back, take a sip every time the hyperdrive is mentioned. Down your drink each time it fails.
• Every time Vader Force-chokes one of his own officers, drink.
• Every time Hux gets Force-choked, drink.
• Every time someone with the last name Skywalker whines, take a drink.
  • If it’s Rogue One, do this for Krennic instead.
• During the prequels, take a drink every time the dialogue gets painful. This may make them more enjoyable depending on your feelings towards them.
• Drink whenever Anakin whines or argues with someone else.
• In Attack of the Clones, during the infamous "I killed them all" scene, all participants must act along. The least hammy rendition has to finish their drink.
• Every time there is a disturbance in The Force, drink.
• Every time someone exclaims "Noooooooooo!", drink.
• Every time someone is mind-controlled, drink.
• Whenever someone tries to get something off Han, drink.
• Drink whenever Han brags about the Falcon.
• Drink whenever R2-D2 saves someone's life.
• Drink whenever C-3P0 loses a body part.
• Take a sip when a Stormtrooper misses a shot. Any more than that, and your grandchildren will be born blind drunk.
  • For those with bladders and livers of pure tungsten: down a sixth of a bottle every time.
• Drink whenever George Lucas says "issue" or "issues" in the DVD commentary for any of the six movies.
• Take a drink every time you hear the Wilhelm Scream.
  • For the scream in The Star Wars Holiday Special, it's probably better if you drink before the special starts. And make sure you drink the whole bottle. To paraphrase Moralo Eval, it will make watching the special "almost tolerable." If you really must torture yourself more, the special has its own drinking game.
• Take a drink every time you see Padmé or one of her decoys in a different outfit.
• Take a drink whenever Anakin changes the subject.
  • Take two drinks if he changes the subject to Padmé.
• Take a drink every time Finn whines about whoever he's with wanting to go back to Jakku.
  • Drink any time anybody makes fun of Jakku.
• In Rogue One, throw back a shot every time a named character is killed. You'll probably forget who's dead by the end of the film. And you'll need it.
  • Also take a drink every time Krennic gets berated by his superiors, clashes with Tarkin, shot at, or humiliated in any other way. Finish your drink when he dies by way of Death Star Superlaser to the face.
• Every time a character says "Your thoughts betray you," or some variation of the phrase.
• Every time someone in The Last Jedi trolls someone else, drink.
• Take a tiny shot every time The Last Jedi subverts your expectations. It's recommended that you have an ambulance on speed dial if you do this.
• Drink every time Obi-Wan complains about flying.
• If Han shoots first, at all, finish your drink..
• As The Rise of Skywalker is the end of the Skywalker Saga, double the amount of drinks.
• In The Rise of Skywalker finish your drink when:
  • Rey says "I am all the Jedi"
  • Kylo kisses Rey
  • Rey says "Rey Skywalker"
  • Palpatine gets killed.
• Take a drink every time something bad happens to the Millennium Falcon. (If you're watching Solo, you may use a non-potent potable during the Kessel Run, unless you really wanna destroy your liver.)