Drinking Game: Archer

From YourPopFilter: Archer Drinking Game


  • Take a shot every time Archer's full name is said, Sterling Malory Archer.
  • Take a shot every time Lana’s large hands are referenced
  • Take a shot every time Cyril has sex
  • Take a shot every time the threat of ants are mentioned
  • Take a shot every time Cheryl alludes to wanting to get strangled
    • Take two if she is trying to cover up strangulation marks.
  • Take a shot any time Archer speaks highly of his turtleneck
    • Take two if he goes on a rampage about it.
  • Take a shot every time someone says "do you not?"
  • Take a shot every time Pam propositions sex
    • Triple bonus if they go through with it!
  • Take a shot every time anyone is drinking on the job
  • Take a shot every time someone says “I had something for this”
  • Take a shot every time Ray gets crippled. Take two if he receives robotic limbs for it.
  • Take a shot every time Archer references someone obscure that no one else has heard of
  • Take a shot every time Lana says “yuuuup!” or “nooooooooope!”
  • Take a shot if Malory has slept with the person she is talking to on her big screen.
  • Take a shot every time Archer shoots one of his coworkers
    • Take 2 shots if it's Brett
  • Take a shot every time Archer bullies Cyril or frames him for one of his own misdeeds
  • Take a shot every time Archer freaks out as a response to his mother's sex life. Take two if he pukes.
  • Take a shot every time Archer abuses Woodhouse
  • Take a shot every time budget cutbacks are causing a problem
  • Take a shot every time Archer mentions getting an erection from something non-sexual (driving a sports car, the thought of his mother dying, etc.)
  • Take a shot every time a new male character is mentioned as Archer's possible father
  • Finish your drink if “Dangerzone” - Goose would want you to.
  • Any time someone responds to a comment with "He/She said, [insert sarcastic ending here]"
  • Take a shot every time Cheryl doesn't understand what is being discussed
  • Take two drinks if anyone says "Hostile work environment"
  • Take a shot every time Lana's breasts jiggle (if you want to die of alcohol poisoning)
  • Take two drinks if Archer references Burt Reynolds or any of his movies
  • Take two whenever Woodhouse makes his first appearance of the episode
  • Take a shot every time Cyril is being clingy or wimpy
  • Take a shot every time Archer says "Phrasing"
  • Take a shot every time Pam is shown taking a dump.
  • Take two whenever Krieger conducts an experiment
  • Take a shot every time Krieger reenacts the ending of Planet of the Apes.
  • Take a shot whenever the first line of scene B sounds like a response to the last line of scene A (take small drinks; it's basically every scene)