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Iyer and Winterlich: General Services

Colette Geise

Played by: Blythe Renay

A put-upon seamstress from a small town who finds herself at the centre of a plot involving a magic crystal.

Bespectacled Cutie
Blessed with Suck: Has a death ray in her head that can blow up pretty much any living thing, but it has caused her to suffer from chronic migraines and using it too much gives her radiation sickness.
Covert Pervert: Tries to hide her enthusiasm for things like Katerina's touchy-feely seance, or seeing a stripper do the dance of the seven veils, but isn't very successful. Also makes an awkward pass at Father Ben in the Forgive Me crossover, and sneaks into Eisen's room to look at his porn collection.
Loser Protagonist: Colette starts the series as a single high school dropout who hates her boss and has no friends outside of her landlady.
The Runaway: Escaped from boarding school when she was 15 years old and hasn't seen her family since.
Spirited Young Lady: Highly independent and modeled after the classic Gibson Girl in illustrations.
Textile Work Is Feminine: Colette was an apprentice seamstress before the Kingmaker re-emerged and her dream is to become a fashion designer.
Wholesome Crossdresser

Eisen Iyer

Played by: Taqi Nazeer

An artificer and former revolutionary who now works as a fence and smuggler.

Brave Scot: Eisen isn’t actually Scottish in-universe, of course, but the actor playing him keeps his natural accent to compliment Eisen’s personality.
The Engineer
Jerk with a Heart of Gold
Magnetism Manipulation: He can manipulate any manmade metal object using magic.
Sir Swears-a-Lot: The only member of the main trio who ever drops the f-bomb. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" is essentially his catchphrase.
Technopath: Uses a spell called 'transmission' to talk to machinery.
Wrench Whack: His go-to weapon.
You Killed My Father: His parents were killed by Ariadne.

Telesphore Winterlich

Played by: Josh Rubino

Eisen's partner in crime, an ex-professional chef hailing from the Kehrseite.

Affectionate Nickname: Eisen usually calls him 'Telsie' for short.
Badass Driver
Big Beautiful Man
The Big Guy
Bizarre Alien Senses: Has a very sensitive nose, which he says is a trait of his people. His nose is so good, in fact, that he can detect differences in gunpowder at a distance and uses that to track his opponent in a shootout.
Chef of Iron: An accomplished cook who used to work in food service, also incredibly physically strong.
Gentleman Snarker
Mysterious Past
Offscreen Teleportation: One of his explicit powers as a "good neighbor" is teleporting as soon as he's out of people's line-of-sight. Eisen finds it a bit annoying.
Technicolour Eyes: They're pink, they glow, and they mark him as a being from the other side.

Other Characters

Ninette Benoit

Played by: Erika Sanderson

Colette’s landlady and, before meeting the boys, her only friend.

Ariadne Culver

Played by: Addison Peacock

A conniving witch who used to be the royal family’s head advisor, healer and torturer.

Action Mom: She has an adult son and she's one of the most terrifying combatants in the series.
Bad with the Bone: She can fuse the bones of her arm into a long blade.
Evil Chancellor
Eye Scream: Colette manages to gouge out one of her eyes with a scissors, her fleshcrafting can't regenerate it so she fuses the skin over the socket.
Lovecraftian Superpower: Her ability to control living cells, be they her own or others, makes her not just an adept healer and shape-shifter, but an excellent torturer.
Hot Witch

Leonid Culver

Played by: Zane Schact

Ariadne’s bratty, dim-witted son.

Even Evil Has Standards: Isn't a good person, but still isn't a fan of his mother's sadistic tendencies.
Generation Xerox: His biological father, King Tycho, is played by the same voice actor.
Psychopathic Manchild: He's thirty years old but enjoys childish hobbies such as model trains and burning them down.
Pyromaniac: Introduced preparing to set a model train set on fire before his mother stops him. Also expresses a strong desire to learn pyromancy in a later episode.
Royal Bastard
Upper-Class Twit: Ariadne sent him to Oxford, where he doesn't seem to have learned anything.

Jenny Ostertag

Played by:Amina Koroma

Eisen's ex-girlfriend, a flamboyant and fiery singer-turned necromancer.

No Celebrities Were Harmed: Heavily based on real-life actress and singer Eartha Kitt.
Skeletal Appendage: Her arm was reduced to bones after one of her and Eisen's more disastrous dates.
White-Dwarf Starlet

Klaus Holzmann

Played by:Bradley Gareth

The head of the VSR's military.

The Ace: Holzmann has mastered every sub-type of artifice, to the point that he's functionally telekinetic.
Broken Pedestal: Used to look up to Eisen, now considers him a disgrace to his profession.
Commanding Coolness
Greater-Scope Villain: Seems to be one, as season 2 deals with some of the aftermath of his plans for a military coup.
High-Class Glass