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The Crushestro Alliance
The Crushestro Alliance
An alliance of various villainous corporations planning to Take Over the World, nominally headed by Crushestro.
- Arch-Enemy: To Hereti Corp in the R&D war.
- I'm a Humanitarian: The No-Fun mutants aren't exactly human anymore, but they still come disturbingly close to this trope on account of their "feed your tween to work day".
- N.G.O. Superpower
- Too Dumb to Live: No-Fun mutants have all of the stupidity and none of the power or endurance of the demons from the Dimension of Pain. As a result, they end up killing themselves in droves.
- Too Kinky to Torture: Members mutated by the "squid on a stick" love pain.
- Viral Transformation: The No-Fun legacy group is the main universe's version of the Dimension of Pain. Much like the Dimension of Pain, they have a "squid on a stick" that can transform people. Unlike the Spear of Callmadar however, it is technological in nature and turns people into pain loving mutants rather than pain loving demons. The Crushestro Alliance plans to create its army by corrupting people to their cause with it.
Crushestro
Crushestro
The head of one of the villainous organizations bidding on Dr. Shankraft's displacement drive and one of the few who came in person rather than sending a representative.
- Big "NO!": When Hereti Corp banishes Monicruel to another dimension.
- Captain Ersatz: Of Destro, from G.I. Joe.
- Chrome Champion
- Domestic Abuse: before getting stranded on Shankraft Island, he was apparently in the process of getting divorced from his overbearing wife.
- Enemy Mine: Teams up with Torg against Hereti-Corp and Bestseid.
- Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas
- Henpecked Husband
- Large and in Charge
- Large Ham
- Oops! I Forgot I Was Married: more likely, he wanted to forget.
- Unholy Matrimony: starts a relationship with Monicruel when the two of them get stranded on Shankraft Island. Also, his exwife, Chestro, seems even more villainous than he is.
Monicruel
Monicruel
A member of the Golden Sacks banking group and Crushestro's current lover.
- Corrupt Corporate Executive
- High-Class Glass: She couldn't be called Monicruel if she didn't have a monocle.
- Meaningful Name: She wears a monocle and can be quite ruthless.
- Put on a Bus to Hell: Hereti Corp banishes her to another dimension with the DFA.
- The Starscream: Attempts to steal the Hereti Corp data for herself so she can gain influence over Crushestro. According to her plan, the data would give Crushestro control over the alliance, but she would control the data. She ultimately fails and is forced to cover up her involvement.
Teresa
(Slaugh)teresa
Monicruel's playful sister. She is highly skilled at espionage.
- Accidental Misnaming: Doesn't like Torg abbreviating her name to "Slaw".
- A-Cup Angst: As seen here
and here, lampshaded by Bun-bun's pun. - Escape Artist: When Torg takes her hostage, she reveals that she can easily slip out of her bonds at any time. Then she slips back in them just as easily, presumably because she likes Torg.
- Meaningful Name: Inverted. Her mother clearly intended this, but Slaughteresa doesn't kill people unless she has to and states that she has always hated that name, preferring to be called Teresa.
- The Mole: She infiltrates Hereti Corp as a pizza girl.
- Perky Female Minion
- Significant Anagram: When she infiltrates Hereti Corp, she goes by the name, Reseta.
Pang
Pang
The leader of the Dr. No-Fun legacy group.
- Avenging the Villain: Briefly tried to do this to Crushestro on behalf of his former boss, Dr. No-Fun, though Crushestro talks him out of it.
- Card-Carrying Villain
- Dragon Ascendant: Was once Dr. No-Fun's number two and takes over the company after he dies.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: After his base gets invaded and everything starts falling apart due to the total incompetence of No-Fun mutants, he leaves Saik, the sluggyverse's alternate counterpart to Psykk, in charge and tries to take off, since he knows that there is a very good chance that the thermobaric bomb he bought earlier is going to go off.
- Was Once a Man: Before he got mutated into a pain loving mutant by the squid on a stick.
- You Have Failed Me: Murders his chief of exports partially for telling everyone the secret ingredient he uses in his pina coladas. But mostly just because he wanted to reuse the execution device attached to him on Torg, rather than walk to a warehouse on the other side of the base.
Saik
Saik
Psyk's alternate counterpart in the Sluggyverse.
- Mad Scientist: Used to be one of these. But the Squid on a Stick decreased his intelligence when he was mutated.
- Pragmatic Villainy: Pang wastes a lot of resources for stupid reasons. Saik is quick to point this out.
- The Resenter: Feels he should lead the No-Fun mutants because he created the Squid on a Stick and Pang is totally incompetant, but everyone follows Pang's lead instead.
- The Starscream: He is a lot more competant than Pang, but doesn't have the charisma to get anyone to follow him. That doesn't stop him from scheming. Eventually, Pang gives command to him when he decides to flee the base. Pang comes to regret this.
