Characters: Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita
- Cat Girl
- Everybody Knew Already: It becomes fairly obvious that Pion is not human as the story goes on, but she only reveals the fact towards the end of her story.
- Magic Skirt: Just how is she able to fight in a skirt like that...?
- Scarf of Asskicking: And boy, does she ever.
- Unfortunate Name: Which leads to the Mediator to give her the nickname of P-ko.
- Verbal Tic: Ends sentences with "de arimasu", further lending to her weird personality.
A strange character, that appears in episode 6, and the target of the Pion's Mission, and is implied they are somehow related. latter in the show is explained as he is the Anthropomorphic Personification of the Space probe Voyager, that has gained self awareness and desired return to earth, forcing Pion to seek for him