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Host
TV
Voiced by: That Liy Guy
The host of the show. He’s very rude.- Jerkass: Rude and condescending to his contestants.
- Mad Libs Catchphrase: “Shut up, [contestant]!”
- Monochromatic Eyes: Has eyes that are just white.
Contestants
Air Mattress
Rank: 19th
Voiced by: discopanda (GOB 1-2), Gubelle (GOB 3-7), Ow (GOB 8 onwards)
A lazy mattress who hates to do anything more than sit down.- Deadpan Snarker: Snarks throughout Coughdrop’s antics in episode 8, making sour remarks during the whole thing.
- Lazy Bum: Refuses to do anything, even if it leads to her losing a challenge.
Badge
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: Lilrwar
A veteran of the Object War with a strict personality that reflects it. Blueberry
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: Gubelle (GOB 1-7), Ow (GOB 8 onwards)
An energetic blueberry is who’s always on the lookout for adventure.- Genki Girl: A cheerful and energetic girl, always in the mood to do something athletic or adventurous.
Burger
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: High Noob
A burger.- The Alliance: Forms one with Pomegranate and tries to keep it secret, although Pistachio catches on quickly.
Cactus
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: Gubelle (GOB 1-6), ApricotStone (GOB 7 onwards)
A pot with a cactus who’s hellbent on being as evil as she can.- For the Evulz: Most of her “evil” actions are her being evil because she can. She’s even up for hurting her own chances of winning when it’s for the sake of being evil.
- Gadgeteer Genius: Downplayed. She’s certainly able to make devices, but they frequently don’t work like they’re supposed to. While devices such as her recovery center work perfectly, things like her meltinator work improperly.
- Take Over the World: A major goal for her, as she wants to be ruler of the world.
Cat Card
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: Gubelle (GOB 1-7), Ow (GOB 8 onwards)
A card with a cat image who’s very sweet.- Alliterative Name: There's two "C"s in Cat Card.
- Nice Girl: A cheerful, kind, and friendly girl.
- Only Friend: To Folder. Due to Folder’s extreme shyness, Cat Card is the only person she feels comfortable around.
Checker
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: TheSeoulActor
A happy-go-lucky little kid.- Cheerful Child: A young child who almost always has a smile on her face.
CJ
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: Vamp
A chemical jar who loves to be a jerk to others.- Jerkass: Finds enjoyment in tormenting others. He’s not afraid to do things like beat up his fellow contestants.
- Mistaken for Gay: After complaining about Earth to Stone, the latter claims that Earth is CJ’s boyfriend. CJ yells at him for it, stating that he hates Earth.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: Despite his full name being Chemical Jar, he’s only ever referred to as CJ.
Cologne
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: AsaXpert
A bottle of cologne who frequently flirts with others.- But Not Too Bi: He flirts with both men and women. However, with men it usually doesn’t go beyond calling them handsome, while with women he’ll call them beautiful, flirt more, and ask them out on dates. He also only ever mentions wanting a girlfriend.
- Casanova Wannabe: He’s frequently looking for a girlfriend. His efforts are always fruitless. However, starting with episode 7, he decides to be less focused on finding love.
Coughdrop
Rank: 18th
Voiced by: Lilrwar
A cough drop.- Childish Tooth Gap: Has a tooth gap and doesn’t really take things seriously, being a huge party animal and all.
Curtain
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: AsaXpert
A set of curtains who’s an unsuccessful actor.- All Gays Love Theater: He’s gay and is passionate about the play him and the other contestants up for elimination put on in episode 7.
Earth
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: That Liy Guy
A model of the earth who claims to be one of, if not the smartest person in the world.- Insufferable Genius: Frequently brags about his intelligence, and is generally seen as obnoxious.
- It's All About Me: Extremely vain and self-absorbed, to the point of forgetting about the challenge in episode 3 after he finds a mirror and can’t stop staring at himself in it.
Folder
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: TheSeoulActor
A blue folder who’s terrified of interacting with others.- Shrinking Violet: An extremely shy girl who considers having to talk to people a worse thing than catching a disease.
Lime
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: Pinkie (GOB 1-5), Jinx (GOB 6 onwards)
An asocial lime who prefers to work alone.- Embarrassing Hobby: Enjoys picking flowers and is embarrassed when Curtain finds them in a flower field.
- Non-Human Non-Binary: A lime who’s a demigirl.
- No Social Skills: Likes to be alone and generally isn’t sociable. She vocally opposes team challenges and working with others.
Pistachio
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: AsaXpert
A pistachio who’s much more down to earth than many of the other contestants. Pomegranate
Rank: 17th
Voiced by: Gubelle (GOB 1-7), Ow (GOB 8 onwards)
A shy pomegranate.- The Alliance: Burger makes one with her in episode 2.
- In-Universe Nickname: Referred to as Pommy by Burger.
Popcorn
Rank: TBD
Voiced by: TheSeoulActor
A very competitive box of popcorn.- Taken for Granite: Temporarily turned into stone by Tiki in the temple in episode 4.
Sign
Rank: 16th
Voiced by: TheSeoulActor
A foul-tempered child who frequently calls people names.- Bratty Half-Pint: A rude and bratty child who always calls people names.
- You Are Fat: One of the most common ways she insults people, calling them a "fat [animal]".
Spork
Rank: 20th (Last)
Voiced by: N/A
An inanimate spork.- Companion Cube: It’s just an inanimate spork, doing nothing more than sitting there, although many treat it like it’s a living object. Subverted in episode 8, when it talks, although only the characters in the show hear it.
Stone
Rank: 15th
Voiced by: Jackalack
A manipulative stone.- Cross-Cast Role: In-universe. He plays a princess in the play put on in episode 7, although not to his amusement.
- Manipulative Bastard: He had tried to manipulate Folder multiple times in the show to varying success.
Other Characters
Acorn
Voiced by: That Liy Guy
An object found by CJ and Pomegranate while in the temple.- Call-Back: Still tied up in the temple when Stone and Pomegranate come back to it in episode 8.
Noodle
Voiced by: Jackalack
An object found at the temple who tries to take the artifact. Tiki
Voiced by: Vamp
A guardian of the temple.- Terrifying Tiki: A tiki who’s a protector of the temple who turns intruders into stone.
Trash Can
Voiced by: GoldenSponge
An object that is found in the abandoned factory. Rock Senpai
Voiced by: N/A
A rock with a face drawn on it. She was made by Blueberry as Cologne’s practice date.- Companion Cube: An inanimate rock with a face drawn on it that is treated like an actual date by Blueberry and Cologne.
- Heroic Sacrifice: She "sacrifices" herself to be used as a weapon for Cologne’s team in episode 5.
Wrench
Voiced by: NevadaTheXtate
A cashier in the toy store. Hammer
Voiced by: Buggy!
A worker in the toy store.