Characters: Evil Ed

Edward

The main character. A shy film editor who never watches Horror films. He becomes the villain after viewing them.

Nick

The hero of the film who loves horror films.

Sam Campbell

The head of the Splatter and Gore Dept. He has no sympathy at all.

Mel

Nick's girlfriend

Barbara

Edward's wife

SWAT Leader

SWAT Leader (to the SWAT Team): Are you ready to kick some ass, girls?
SWAT Team: YES, SIR! WE MUST KICK ASS, SIR!

  • Deep South: He has a southern accent.
  • Large Ham
  • Running Gag: He keeps complimenting on how nice things are:
    Nice tie.
    Nice bed.
    Nice door.
    Nice shot.

Bandaged Guy

Some guy who Edward meets in his hallucinations who tells him to kill people because "the world needs to be corrected."

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