Edward
The main character. A shy film editor who never watches Horror films. He becomes the villain after viewing them.
- Face–Heel Turn: When he starts watching the horror movies.
- From Nobody to Nightmare: The movie showcases Ed's journey from a low level film editor to a spree killer.
- Kubrick Stare
- Large Ham: After his Face Heel Turn.
- Nice Guy: Until his Face Heel Turn.
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: His voice actor's American accent is quite dodgy. Especially in the first act.
- Sanity Slippage: Watching too many horror movies has this effect on him.
- Villain Protagonist
Nick
The hero of the film who loves horror films.
Sam Campbell
The head of the Splatter and Gore Dept. He has no sympathy at all.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Jerkass
- Shout-Out: He's named after Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell.
Mel
Nick's girlfriend
- Damsel in Distress
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: When Ed takes her away as his hostage, her native Swedish accent is obvious when she yells "Nick! Nick!"
- Same Language Dub: Averted. She's the only cast member who provides her own dubbed voice.
Barbara
Edward's wife
SWAT Leader
- SWAT Leader (to the SWAT Team): Are you ready to kick some ass, girls?SWAT Team: YES, SIR! WE MUST KICK ASS, SIR!
- Deep South: He has a southern accent.
- Large Ham
- Running Gag: He keeps complimenting on how nice things are:Nice tie.Nice bed.Nice door.Nice shot.
Bandaged Guy
Some guy who Edward meets in his hallucinations who tells him to kill people because "the world needs to be corrected."
Crackheads
- Shout-Out: One of them says "Groovy".