Main CharactersLord Elf
(Character Page Here(Jason
- The Roleplayer: Here.
Lord Elf: How are we even still alive?
April: Falls only reduce you to one hit point, they never kill anyone.
Lord Elf: Go on without me, Herman. I am gravely injured. I may never walk again.
April: Look, I healed you. Can we go now?
Lord Elf: Huzzah! I am rejuvenated!
- “Stop Having Fun” Guys: Often lampshaded.
My sharp elvish hearing detects the sound of laughter within my room. It is my duty as host to investigate this and put an end to their enjoyment immediately.
, aka Wootsayediditagyn (Will
, aka Lady Sunset Autumn Honey Purity Sunflower Rainbow
- Shoot the Dog: He's not above just stabbing a girl when it's the pragmatically appropriate action. Note that he's playing a paladin.
There's a time and place for chivalry, and this ain't it.
- Good Is Not Dumb: He can differentiate between courage and stupidity.
Percey: And none of you lost any items because you were all hiding when LoD was on his rampage.
Duke: Are you calling me a coward?
Percey: Actually... I'd call you sane, but that's up for debate.
- Not so Above It All: here and here
- Freudian Excuse: Percey ain't having it.
April: Did you even ask him why he did that? There must be a reason.
Percey: Of course there was. People make up reasons for everything they do. It was still wrong.
- Bad Ass: Without armor or weapon, he punched out a shark.
Duke's Dad, aka Harry Ars
(or Harry Arms)GokuSweet_grrlVillains:Lord of Dorkness
, aka LoD
- He explains his problem really well right here:
LoD: Sorry. I have A.D.D.
Milady: Attention Deficit Disorder?
LoD: Yes. I don't get hardly enough. How many more times do I have to kill everyone before I'm center of attention again?
- Unfortunate Names: He meant to be Lord of Darkness, but one typo later... made worse for him when it's pointed out that "dork" is an old word for whale penis.
, aka Lilith_123, aka Lily
- HornyDevil: She starts in a chatroom for demons and other horrific monsters, and only follows the main characters back to the main chatroom because they insulted her and she wanted payback.
- um... this
Other Chat Room Groups:The Star Wars chatroom
- Mascot: Was added as an attempt to be this. It didn't really go well for him.
, including the much maligned BenThe Goth chatroom
, including Gothboi, Gothgrrl, and SlaveShort-Lived Characters:Lady Juliette
, driven away by Lord Elf. Although I think I saw her in the MMORPG cast later, so not sure.