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Advice And Trust: Rei is naturally blunt, but in chapter 8 she makes very obvious statements because her emotion-numbing medication is messing up her mind:
Rei: (staring at a watermelon) "This melon... is very green. Green."
In The Bug Princess, Lydia finds herself lost in the Neitherworld. Fortunately, she soon finds a helpful sign that tells her where she is. "Welcome to the Middle of Nowhere. Population: You." Naturally, she offers her thanks to Captain Obvious for the information.
So I've got the trinkets. Brunhilda is still snoring away. Cujo, the killer schnauzer, is still locked in the bathroom. I close the safe, restore the power, slide the window back exactly the way it was—8 minutes flat. Personal best for a private residence where I didn't have the floorplan going in. I drop down to the alley—and there… he… is…The Batman. Caped Crusader. Dark Knight. Guardian of Gotham. Crime Fighter extraordinaire. I am Vengeance, I am Justice, I am in desperate need of a personality transplant… Batman. In full regalia—looking like Sir Lancelot dipped in tar but not yet feathered. And he speaks: "I don't think those jewels belong to you." ...I salute you, World's Greatest Detective!
The Child of Love: Ritsuko was hit hard with this in the first chapter when she and Misato are arguing possible consequences of Asuka being pregnant:
Ritsuko:"Anyway, she...she can't think about it! And if an Angel attacks late in her term, she won't be able to pilot Unit 02!" Misato:"Oh, you found that out by yourself?"
A Crown Of Stars: In chapter 48 a thug pistol-whipped one of his drunk goons across the face with his gun. The goon's answer? "You hit me."
Quicken: At the start of the story, when Emma goes berserker and starts head butting, gouging eyes and biting noses off, one of the thugs who attacked her exclaims:
"Holy shit, she's gone crazy!"
In Teenage Mutant Ninja Kneazles after Neville helpfully mentioned that the "cannot sing above the ground" part of the clue for the Second Task meant it would take place underwater and Harry and Hermione gave him scornful looks he commented "Fine, see if I point out the obvious next time."