Awesome / The Wedding Singer
Opening the film with Sandler singing "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)" isn't just an awesome performance, but it perfectly establishes all the characters and the 80's setting by the end of the opening credits.
Billy Idol's Crowning Cameo Of Awesome. One particular moment is when he slams the service cart into Glenn.
Billy Idol (with a smug grin): How're you doing, sir? Chicken or fish?
Glenn: Get out of my way, Billy, or you're gonna get hurt!
Billy: Oh yeah?
(a giant biker,
wearing a Billy Idol shirt no less, stands between them)
Biker: DON'T YOU TALK TO BILLY IDOL THAT WAY!
(Billy gleefully sticks his tongue out and gives Glenn a jerking off motion as the latter gets shoved into the bathroom by a flight attendant he tried to seduce earlier)
And the best part? Even with a whopping thirteen years of rock'n'roll lifestyle between 1985 and 1998, Billy still looked enough like his 1985 self to pull it off convincingly.
This line is as awesome a line as you can get out of a bitter ramble:
Robbie: I have the microphone. And you don't.
So you will listen to every damn word I have to say!! Doubles as a Tear Jerker, but "Somebody Kill Me Please" qualifies.
Especially since it managed to include a rhyme with "melancholy".
What Robbie's nephew says to Linda:
Petey: Hey, Linda!
(Linda smiles and waves)
Petey: You a bitch!
Robbie: Thanks, Petey. Go back in the house.
Robbie: He, he, he might have Torrettes's Syndrome. We're looking into it.
Then, what Robbie says to Linda later in the film:
Linda: I can learn to deal with the fact that you're just a wedding singer, not a rock star. I could even learn to deal with...
Robbie: You can "learn to deal" with that? I don't want you to learn to deal with that. That's not how it works. Jeez!
Linda: Well, Robbie, maybe we should talk about this when you're feeling better?
Robbie: Hey, psycho. I'm not gonna feel better about this. It's over. So please get outta my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
cue Gilligan Cut to her outside and Robbie slamming the door in her face
Julia's not taking shit from a singer who mocked Robbie.
Robbie: Thank you.
Jimmie Moore: No, thank you!
Robbie: For what?
Jimmie Moore: For quitting. [nudges him] Thanks to you my business has tripled... or, should I thank Linda?
Julia: Well, you've just inspired me to hire a DJ. So thank you.
Jimmie Moore: Oh. Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like [wriggles back and forth like a snake slithering] THIS!