Templeton: No, Wilbur, you c'mon! Who got his hindquarters pecked to make you "radiant", huh? Tempelton! And who interrupted the gorging of a lifetime so you could be "humble"? Why, I believe it was Templeton! Templeton! Templeton! TEMP-LE-TON! And do I get thanked? (Beat) NO! Well, has it ever occurred to you, that even a rat might like a little appreciation? Maybe a little, dare I say it...love'?
Wilbur: Do it and you'll get dibs on my slop for the rest of my life.