Accidental Innuendo / Rhett & Link

Being unscripted, Good Mythical Morning is full of this.

Rhett moments

• "I've got a little friend, and she's so small, and she doesn't move, but I play with her all the time."
• "I pulled it out, man. I pulled it out!"
• "It was advertised at the time as the Queen's Sweetmeat, which is what my wife calls me to this day."
• "Give me a rubber glove and I could probably get three or four more hot dogs down your throat."
• "If you really like wood, it goes a long way in high school."
• "I'd rather eat Kevin James's nut."
• "Are you rubbing cream cheese between your legs?"
• "Any man who's having his faced sprayed should have a vibrating compressor."
• "And now I'm gonna move on and make a pea wiener..."
• "Grab the wiener closest to you."
• "And say, 'Hey kids, did you hear mom and dad last night?'"
• "A wiener between two soft buns is all a man needs in this world."
• "I might have to put on a front arm."
• "All aboard the tongue train!"
• "I have mounted and dismounted so many things this past weekend."
• "You're not the pull-out guy anymore?"
• "Lick your pickle."
• "Four hands handling hot meat..."
• "If you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours, call your friends."
• "You gotta lick it. You got to, you gotta know what it feels like."
• "I kinda feel like you should be on your knees."
• "Your wiener shrunk."
• "I'm getting a little of the, you know, the straight penis."
  • "Would you rather just have a straight penis?"
    • "Alright, I'll join the bandwagon. Will it penis?"
• "Those hot ladies put this on their foreheads! Don't you wanna be a hot lady?"
• "Reams and reams of it."
• "My friend is having some trouble penetrating. I think I'm just stuffing it further in there."
• "Every guy grabs his wiener!"
• "Is Chase going to shower me, too? We should talk about that."
• "I don't mind when nut milk gets on my pants... In fact, let me drink from your teat."
  • "I almost just pierced my lip with my own nut-buster. Wouldn't be the first time!"
• "And then you'd just get the water the nuts were sucked in-soaked in!"
• "How does it taste after your best friend blows some sausage onto your pizza?"
• "I feel like my weenis is gonna burn off!"
• "Soft and moist! That was our side project for a little while."
• "Hey, Link, you like it in the ear?"
• "I love when my stuff is hot."
• "Nurse me however you want."
• "Squeeze a nut however you want, you ain't gonna get no milk out of it."
• "I'm here to be stroked if you need that."
• "I think it might be time for a stroke."
• "She doesn't have a lot of flavor but she's good for you."
• "'Sir what are you going to do with that funnel?' 'Well, come with me and you'll find out.'"
• "Oh, penetrate!"
• "What is happening in between stickin' it and bringin' it?"
• "And then you just put your face on your laptop screen and suck."
• "And I've got a big, saggy weenis."
• "Guys need to do this for each other every once in a while."
• "Show me your weenis!"
• "You're going too deep, man!"
• "I can expose just fresh wood!"
• "Well, you start from the bottom..."
• "You really squeezed some hot dogs, Chase."
• "I'm just gonna sink my mouth into it."
• "I know how you are, you're gonna aim it for the back of my throat and make me gag."
• "Wow, this feels great."
• "Everything is so soft in here."
• "I become warm with my animal every morning."
• "Now it's just long and floppy."
• "If your mouth tastes like my finger smells right now..."
• "And I'm gonna nut my hand."

Link moments

• "Get the raw, but taste the stick."
• "It's sugar time with your meat stick!"
• "I actually like a hot dog that's smaller."
• "Your finger fell asleep, but what happened was my finger was very much awake."
• "I also practiced kissing on my bed post."
• "The way the cars behaved when they, you know, hit obstacles, they would somehow just be, you know, ejaculated into the air."
• "Let's dink our cream-tipped weenies."
• "A centaur: Mostly man but horse where it counts."
• "When in doubt, bush it out."
• "The nipples are the home of the sex drive."
• "There's a little cubbyhole for your contraband..."
• "I busted a coconut while lookin' on the internet..."
• "Ho ho HO!"
• Rhett (when he thinks Link is about to puke): Okay then, make it gross.
  • Link: No, I'll swallow.
• "Ha ha ha! Chili time for the big man!"
• "Are you gonna put it in your mouth and swallow immediately or are you gonna put it in your mouth and hold it there for a while?"
• "You ever been to a BJ's?"
• "What are you doing back there? I'm trying to fall asleep! Why are you beating off a, uh... making a beat?"
• "Girl, I want you to move and get in this tub, 'cause I've made lots of liquid flow into it."
• "I'm flat outta sperm!"
• "Bend over, buddy."
• "My underwear region is very clean and not sweaty!"
• "You ejaculated!"
• "Boom! Take that in the celebrity mouth hole!"
• "I'm immediately drawn to the pole."
• The pickle episode is full of these:
  • "Ooh, a dark pickle. Like a dickle!"
  • "It's a flesh pickle."
  • "This one smells like a schoolboy, trying to go to his first dance."
• "I Betty-Boop my wife all the time."
• "The funny thing is, I too possess the uncanny ability to convince men that I'm beautiful. It's called Snapchat filters."
• "Clever girl, getting plunged!"
• "I'm 40, let's have fun!"
• "Did you know what if you pull a chinchilla by the top of it's tail, it'll come off?"
• "Do you like dirty men?"
• "He was teabagging the camera the whole time..."
• "Ooh, she's tight."
• "Open wide for this one."
• "Are you ready to be whipped?"
• "Are you in the mood for a little crunch on the top of your fweehaw?"
• "You ding-dong between 'em."
• "She can feel it when sugar flies into her cavity hole."
• "I've never laughed so hard with anus in my mouth."
• "Do you want crabs?"
• "It's good survival training for eating butts in the Alps."
• "Thank you. You know what time it is..."
• "And all my disappointment with the ladies has turned into happiness with the horses."
• "Then it gets naughty at night. Eat that naughty naughty."
• "Oh yeah, he can put it in my cocktail, girl. I'm a get fizzy!"
• "What I could do is, like, I could go to fishing spots and walk around and be like, 'Hey, wanna dig in my pants? Five dollars a handful."
• "She keeps shakin' it."
• "You sure the ball's in the mouth?"
• "But in the Star Wars universe as a whole, their meat is often jerked."
• "I don't know how far a Dong goes these days..."
• "Eddie, you have out-lumberjacked me with your shirt."
  • "We would have had to lumberjack each other."
• "You might choke a little bit, but that's a hazard of going to the prom."
  • "Speaking of spread, you could open that up and spread some spread in it."
• "I have footage of a woman."
• "I want you to squeal each time."
• "They should have spelled chocolate with two Ks."
• "And finally, we're gonna be tasting Rachel."
• "I'd pour it all in my mouth."
• "It's all gonna shrivel up today, guys."
• "Hey, that explains a lot!"
• "Come, take a dumpling."
• "Oh, painus!"
• "I recommend breaking off the nipple and then bitin'. That way, the nog doesn't ooze."
• "That is what it tastes like, if you drink it from the source."