Chapter 5: Back in Tim!1111!'
Well, this actually looks fun. Linda, Edward Cullen (who gets called a pale dude again despite having his name revealed in the last chapter), and Vampire (who ended up time travelling as well because he still has some Protagonist privileges) end up in Nazi Germany, 1939. Right in front of Hitler, which is akward...
Hitler, apparently Genre Savvy from the repeated attempts of Time Travellers to kill him, shouts: "Areest the tim travelers, they must be jowish or ghey or somtin." What about Gypsies? You forgot Gypsies. Or Soviets, Poles, Czechs, Ukrainans, Dutch, Belgians, French, British, Greeks, etc, etc, etc. You have many enemies.
Then, he did the Gendo Pose. Don't you need glasses for that? Hitler left and then met with corupted self, who went "!" The latter is a far more credible villain here than in Christian Humber Reloaded, the fic where he sprang from. That is because he is not overshadowed by the Complete Monster protagonist that he's supposed to be the Evil Twin of. The two of them both did the evil laughing. As expected.
And so Vampir and the others were arested and put on a train going to a conservation camp (Where they're going to be fed to Killer Rabbits), where the people the Nazties did not like went. Understatement!
Hwoever, if tings went the Nazi's way, They would be shot on sight instead of going 2 a concentation camp, They would be shot on sight they wud b geven 2 corupted self, Who would have them in Bondage! who had gone back in time tooo becuz Vampir did. I belive we were shown that near the beginning of this chapter, thank you.
And then the train stoped. (Linda and Vampire had finally remembered that they had magic)! Dracola had arived jus in time by recruting Marty Fly and a bunch of peoples, liek the anmorphs, pikchu, and otters. All weaksauce versions of Morty McFly, the Animorphs, and Pikachu. I liked the otters, though. Everything's Better With Otters, after all.
Lidna Darkness Demented beutiful Taraway said sexily ,"Lets assassnate Hitler." Finally, some action! Here's how I imagine it would go:
The Otters will be used as scouts and cannon fooder, while the Anmophs will transform to People named Anne, Ann, or An and take up guns against the main guards. Pikchu will Electrocute the snipers, and Vampire will fight Corrupted Self. Then, Linda and Edward will have their final confrontation with Hitler, and the latter will sacrifice himself to produce Wangst energy that Linda can use to power up her final spell. Then Everyone Dies.
No, not really. The author throws away the opportunity next chapter and makes it end up an Anti-Climax of staggering proportions.
((OOC: Finished! This was my favourite chapter, actually.))
