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You're only reading this because I rated the game 3/10! Let's read horrible GameFAQs reviews!
Emperordaein
76.113.154.232
Hadri
ManCalledTrue
I'm tempted to insult his character/lifestyle/mother and justify it with a 'never had a chance to meet him myself', but sinking to their level is about the worst thing I could do. Examining the article in-depth and making logical points of observation, like you're doing? That's a much better way to communicate a message. Excellent job so far, keep it up, insert other optimistic comments here.
EndarkCuli
CaperNerd
FlanGRe
Ephraim225, I think you are on to something great. :)
Emperordaein
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Adannor
good god this dude was an idiot
Envyus
slowzombie
AwesomeZombie22
I liked this one, mostly because I hate people who say that anything that deviates from the normal formula is NOT A TRUE GAME. The other stupidity was just icing on the cake.
gentlemanorcus
Kobalobading-dong complaining about not being able to do whatever the hell he wants sort of makes me die a little inside. For one, that's the point. You're supposed to be solving puzzles, and the limited resources you have to do so adds to the challenge. Another thing is that who in their right minds would only use a zombie and chicken? Wouldn't a jetpack and Excalibur be more useful as the only two items you'd have to use if you're going for a self inflicted challenge? Also, even games with a heavy emphasis on choice don't let you execute every single possible action in any given scenario.
AwesomeZombie22
slowzombie
ManCalledTrue
^^
He runs the risk of losing readers if he does that badly.
SpellBlade
Ephraim225
^^ In general, one does risk losing readers if one does anything badly, but yeah, I see your point.:P
slowzombie
Touchscreen movement is very much a YMMV thing. Personally, I can't think of a single game where I've preferred it over simply using the D-pad. And I *hated* it in Phantom Hourglass. Haven't played Spirit Tracks yet.
KendraKirai
JusticeMan
Flanker66
ManCalledTrue
SpellBlade
Anyways since I can't edit my post for some reason, kudos for having the stomach to wade through this nonsense.
SpellBlade
Well, if we needed proof George Wood wasn't actually dead, we have it here.
ManCalledTrue
AwesomeZombie22
^ Hell, there's a peripheral for the Wii, the Wii Zapper, designed specifically to make the Wiimote easier to use as a lightgun.
ManCalledTrue
Korval
I stumbled upon the Ice Rod by accident.
Emperordaein
AwesomeZombie22
EponymousKid
Korval
Ephraim225
Korval: Oh, that. I literally never had any trouble with that. I've played that game a bunch of times and I never really felt I was "grinding". Hell, I thought it was an excuse to fill out the map and check out all kinds of cool stuff.
EponymousKid
Huh? By the time you get to that part, your rupees should easily be near the cap. I guess it might be a problem if you've been ignoring all the sidequests and islands. The real problem is fishing up the shards.
SpellBlade
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Sure your rupees could very easily be near the cap, but it costs more than the cap to pay for Tingle's ridiculous prices.
Sabbo
Korval
Korval
SpellBlade
That a bell I hear? Cuz someone just got schooled.
EponymousKid
Emperordaein
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Indeed, that would be fun.
SpellBlade
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Sabbo
Ephraim225
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Ephraim225
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Emperordaein
Sabbo
(The markup goes between the equals signs.)
Sabbo
Ephraim225
EponymousKid
Sabbo
Well, Morrowind actually does work that way, but you kinda have to hit something that responds to being struck. Where did this guy get the idea that punching a wall would get him anything?
Mezzopiano
I've never played Morrowind, but I have punched a wall, and as of this writing six years later I still get aches and pains in my wrist. Hell, I actually hurt it the other day at the gym. Basically, it's a ridiculous lapse in logic to assume punching the wall is going to get you anything besides a cast.
EponymousKid
Surreal...
SpellBlade
One of those sad instances when somebody thinks they're far funnier than they really are.
TriggerLoaded
Emagius, I mean. Not you, Ephraium.
TriggerLoaded
Emperordaein
ManCalledTrue
he just said mario and zelda suck he must die
Envyus
SpellBlade
EponymousKid
Korval
Have you... have you even played the game you're so ardently defending?
72.209.168.235
I can kind of understand the thing with the C-Gear. I'd rather have the lower screen for other things than a feature, I don't use. But that's a very minor thing, not even an annoyance, and certainly doesn't excuse this horrible... something of a "review".
Nyarly
Emperordaein
damn this was possibly the worst reveiw yet this guy is an idiot
Envyus
I have never wanted to throat-punch someone over the internet so badly in my life. There was nothing redeemable about this moron's review. At all.
GIG
Man, I knew that GameFAQs was a big source of stupidity, but every review makes it worse and worse. How do you stand this?
SomeColorMage
He should go and play the unofficial pokemon MMO and stop writing terrible reviews. Maybe then he'll realise why there isn't an official one.
TheOneWhoTropes
Korval
@Korval: I get that, and if this were a novel, he'd be in the right, but novels are read for their stories - games aren't usually played for their stories, they're played for fun and enjoyment. He enjoyed the game, but then he goes and says there's too much emphasis on multiplayer and the game is constantly nagging you to go online. Which it isn't. He also spent 80% of the review on this one problem that bugs him and did not point out anything setting B&W apart from the previous games, except for the (very small) second-to-last paragraph; this is, in my opinion, a failure of a review, especially considering B&W gave us N.
Ephraim225
PataHikari
You know what the worst part about this review is. The reviewer is a Gamefaqs moderator. You would think that a mod would be a little less whiny but then again, another mod mocked a user who was contemplating suicide.
75.87.135.6
Eh... Pokemon does have some immersion issues; perhaps if they didn't allow you to have dupes of certain Legends in-game; but yeah Pokemon's plot is FUCKED up.
JusticeMan
dear god the reviews get worse and worse this dude can't make up his mind
Envyus
He calls levels... 'boards'? Really? If I knew this guy I'd beat him over the head with a thesaurus.
SomeColorMage
I can't tell if the reviewer wants me to buy the game or not.
SpellBlade
If that review was in English, I'm Mary Tyler Moore.
ManCalledTrue
Korval
SomeColorMage
The DS Screen may be strudy, but I am too protective of my DS to treat it with anything but the utmost care.
Emperordaein
My touch screen is rather beaten up at this point. To the point I'm afraid to play stylus-based games on it. It doesn't help that after the years I've owned it, the stylus is now sharp enough that I can probably kill someone with it.
ManCalledTrue
I keep losing my stylus because the original model's one is way too small. I don't have a lot of stylus-intensive games, but it's still annoying. I'm hoping to get a 3DS for Christmas, and I'll try to be more conscientious about that kind of thing.
EponymousKid
Korval
Nyarly
Envyus
I've had problems with the touch screen, but then I cleaned it. The guy may not know either A) how to clean the touch screen or B) his own strength, so he pressed really hard and broke it.
TheOneWhoTropes
I agree with the reviewer on fragility of the screens, but otherwise...
Loid
Reecer6
Shortcake
And that's why this is installment number 13. You have a point, though.
Ephraim225
Yeah, you can tell this review was written by someone who either 1)drank Spoony's Kool-aid or 2)refuses to accept that any game past VII can be any good.
ManCalledTrue
SomeColorMage
"Yeah! Adding strategic depth makes no sense!"
Far be it from me to defend idiots, but he makes a good point.
Gameplay And Story Segregation may be forgivable, but it's hardly
necessary.
FF 7 had Materia, which was both part of the plot and gave similar levels of customizability.
Square could have come up with a similar idea that would add strategic depth without making no sense from a story/world perspective. Not doing so may be forgivable, but it's also unquestionably
lazy. And a reviewer certainly should have the right to call them out on it.
"Wow. You're like that one stupid lady who thought Jynx was racist. "
I've never played FFX-2, so I have no idea if the guy is right or not. However, this does not constitute a counter-argument to his claim. If he is indeed correct about every returning female character from the previous game dressing in skimpier attire for little to no adequately explored reason, then I'd say that his point is at least potentially valid.
It's all well and good to snark at idiots; I endorse this wholeheartedly. But while you're snarking, you should at least put forth some evidence for your dismissal of their claims. Here's how it's done:
"While this would make plenty of sense in a strategy RPG, it has no place in an ATB-based battle system."
This is errant nonsense. FFIV, the
very first ATB game, had spells and abilities that had different casting times. It may not have shown bars to know how long it would take, but different spells certainly did take longer to cast. Later FF games would go back and forth on casting times, and FFX-2 appears to be no different.
In short: he's an idiot.
"drank Spoony's Kool-aid"
Right. Because a review written in
2003 certainly was due to Spoony's review of the prequel to this game in 2010.
Totally.
If you're going to dump random hate on Spoony for not liking the things you like, could you at least attempt to make it relevant?
Korval
Emperordaein
Searching my own name in Google once in awhile leads to some funny results. I mean yeah that isn't one of my best reviews, but an entire page dedicated to bashing it is hilarious. Some people are just destined to die virgins, I guess.
24.0.249.207
So, did he talk about the Wii itself at all? Because my eyes glazed over once he started talking about everything else.
GIG
SomeColorMage
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Emperordaein
Korval
Korval
Just so you know, there are people who have had this game - in English - for at least a couple of days now. Early, yes, but the fault of the seller is not the fault of the buyer.
Sabbo
point still stands - a few days does not a good (non-commercial) review make. People who played the original could get to the end of this quickly, but somehow I doubt this guy did that.
TheOneWhoTropes
This has got to be one of the most frustrating and rage inducing games in the history of mankind. Fox News this game is not.
... What does that even mean? If he hates
Fox News, does this mean that the game is more rage inducing or less than Fox News? And vice-versa if he likes
Fox News.
I can't really talk about balance due to not having played the game for very long, but I don't think character imbalances can make or break a game.
They can if it's a multiplayer game. Unless you're a competitive gamer, you generally play a character because you enjoy some aspect of that character. If playing the character you enjoy makes you
The Load of your team, that's not good. Your teammates don't want you playing, and you're making your team less effective.
Not that this will boost their scores very much, since they constantly lose ELO in order to play less skilled players and won't earn back much more than was lost. At least that's how I see it.
It still fucks up the game for the low-skilled players playing against them. If every third game you play is a squash-match from people you couldn't hope to take on, there's no point.
Hey that reminds me...he hasn't actually talked about the GAMEPLAY yet. So far he's talked about what other people are doing that "ruins" the experience for him. We haven't heard anything about what the game is like, what kind of game it is or how it plays.
It's a multiplayer game. The community is
part of the gameplay. You can have the best game in the world, but if it's multiplayer is populated by assholes, it's not going to be a fun experience.
Korval
[-(the flamey person is Brand)-]
JackAlsworth
BearyScary
Anyone else notice that he admits to being 30 years old and unemployed in this review? Generally not a great thing to bring up when you're trying to look smart.
Jergling
SomeColorMage
whizzerd
EndarkCuli
JusticeMan
Wait, I just noticed this. Pokemon R/B better than R/S? LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
JusticeMan
Nyarly
FalconPain
(Also, he gave Metroid Fusion a 9/10.)
FalconPain
MadWritter
Ah its nice to see this back.
Envyus
I happened to like the voice acting in FFX...
ManCalledTrue
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