History Website / ChuckNorrisFacts

18th Mar '17 8:46:10 PM Phoenixion
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* TheSleepless: Chuck Norris once ate many sleeping pills just to try how to sleep. The pills only made him blink.
18th Mar '17 8:42:57 PM Phoenixion
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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, ''the cobra died''.



* LightEmUp: Chuck Norris can cast [[Franchise/HarryPotter Patronus]]. His Patronus' form? Neville Longbottom.
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* LightEmUp: Chuck Norris can cast [[Franchise/HarryPotter Patronus]]. His Patronus' form? Neville Longbottom.
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* LightEmUp: Chuck Norris can cast [[Franchise/HarryPotter Patronus]]. His Patronus' form? Neville Longbottom.
16th Mar '17 8:25:46 PM Phoenixion
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* WalkIntoMordor: [[Film/LordOfTheRings One does not simply walk into Mordor]] unless he's Chuck Norris.

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* WalkIntoMordor: [[Film/LordOfTheRings [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings One does not simply walk into Mordor]] Mordor]], unless he's Chuck Norris.
16th Mar '17 8:25:24 PM Phoenixion
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* NothingIsScarier: {{Defied}}. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' kill it.

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* NothingIsScarier: {{Defied}}. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' kill killed it.



* WalkIntoMordor: Chuck Norris can walk into {{Mordor}}.

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* WalkIntoMordor: Chuck Norris can [[Film/LordOfTheRings One does not simply walk into {{Mordor}}.Mordor]] unless he's Chuck Norris.
15th Mar '17 9:03:52 PM nombretomado
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** In his appearance on ''{{MUGEN}}'', he is quite literally invincible nothing short of a character that uses a registry modifier to make him automatically lose will kill him.

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** In his appearance on ''{{MUGEN}}'', ''{{VideoGame/MUGEN}}'', he is quite literally invincible nothing short of a character that uses a registry modifier to make him automatically lose will kill him.



* HurlItIntoTheSun: Once per year Chuck Norris selects one lucky kid to be thrown into the sun.

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Once per year Chuck Norris selects one lucky kid to be thrown into the sun.
6th Mar '17 12:22:31 PM Tikaya
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* InSpiteOfANail: Chuck travels back in time and saves JFK buy catching all the bullets with his torso. JFK is so surprised, his head explodes.

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* InSpiteOfANail: Chuck travels back in time and saves JFK buy by catching all the bullets with his torso. JFK is so surprised, his head explodes.
28th Feb '17 2:16:19 PM Gess
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* InSpiteOfANail: Chuck travels back in time and saves JFK. JFK is so surprised and grateful, his head explodes.

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* InSpiteOfANail: Chuck travels back in time and saves JFK. JFK buy catching all the bullets with his torso. JFK is so surprised and grateful, surprised, his head explodes.
22nd Nov '16 4:16:03 AM Phoenixion
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* NothingIsScarier: [[LiteralMetaphor Literally]] {{defied}}. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' kill it.

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* NothingIsScarier: [[LiteralMetaphor Literally]] {{defied}}.{{Defied}}. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' kill it.
22nd Nov '16 12:46:07 AM Phoenixion
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* LiteralMetaphor: When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' kill it.


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* NothingIsScarier: [[LiteralMetaphor Literally]] {{defied}}. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' kill it.
22nd Nov '16 12:41:48 AM Phoenixion
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* LiteralMetaphor: When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' kill it.
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