History Website / ChuckNorrisFacts

23rd Jul '16 2:28:43 AM marethyu759
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** Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
30th Jun '16 11:16:12 AM Phoenixion
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* LightEmUp: Chuck Norris can cast [[Franchise/HarryPotter Patronus]]. His Patronus' form? Neville Longbottom.
4th Apr '16 6:24:10 AM Phoenixion
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* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Subverted. There used to be a street called Chuck Norris. Although it doesn't really sound bad, it still had to be renamed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Subverted. There used to be a street called Chuck Norris. Although it doesn't didn't really sound bad, it still had to be renamed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
4th Apr '16 6:22:30 AM Phoenixion
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* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Subverted. There used to be a street called Chuck Norris. Although it doesn't really sound bad, it still had to be renamed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
4th Apr '16 6:15:41 AM Phoenixion
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* ToiletHumor: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
4th Apr '16 6:14:25 AM Phoenixion
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* TheDreaded: Even [[TheGrimReaper the Death]] and {{Bogeyman}} are afraid of him!

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* TheDreaded: Even [[TheGrimReaper the Death]] and {{Bogeyman}} are afraid of him!
1st Apr '16 11:56:45 AM ChaoticNovelist
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* TheDreaded: And how! Even [[TheGrimReaper the Death]] and {{Bogeyman}} are afraid of him!

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* TheDreaded: And how! Even [[TheGrimReaper the Death]] and {{Bogeyman}} are afraid of him!
23rd Mar '16 9:39:23 PM Phoenixion
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** Chuck Norris doesn't divide by zero Zero divides by Chuck Norris. He has also counted to infinity ''twice'' and holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners-up) meaning, among other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man (and woman).
** Additionally, each of his testicles is larger than the other.

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** Chuck Norris doesn't divide by zero Zero divides by Chuck Norris. He Norris.
** Chuck Norris
has also counted to infinity ''twice'' and ''thrice''. The last time he did it backwards.
** Chuck Norris
holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners-up) meaning, among other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man (and woman).
** Additionally, each Each of his testicles is larger than the other.



** He actually counted to infinity thrice. The last time he did it backwards.
23rd Mar '16 9:33:53 PM Phoenixion
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* DealWithTheDevil: Chuck Norris once made a deal with the Devil to receive some of his best attributes in exchange for his soul. He then roundhouse-kicked the Devil in the face and took his soul back. The Devil admitted that he should have seen it coming, accepted his defeat gracefully, and now plays poker with Chuck once a week.

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* DealWithTheDevil: Chuck Norris once made a deal with the Devil to receive some of his best attributes in exchange for his soul. He then roundhouse-kicked the Devil in the face and took his soul back. The Devil admitted that he should have seen it coming, [[GracefulLoser accepted his defeat gracefully, gracefully]], and now plays poker with Chuck once a week.
23rd Mar '16 9:32:09 PM Phoenixion
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** Chuck Norris once had a race against time. The result? Time is still running.


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* SuperSpeed: Chuck Norris once had a race against time. The result? Time is still running.
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