History Website / ChuckNorrisFacts

11th Oct '17 12:26:54 AM meanmetalmario
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* NothingIsScarier: [[DefiedTrope Defied]]. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing and killed ''it''.

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* NothingIsScarier: [[DefiedTrope Defied]]. When Chuck Norris learned that [[LiteralMinded nothing can kill him, him]], he tracked down nothing and killed ''it''.
11th Oct '17 12:26:08 AM meanmetalmario
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* NothingIsScarier: [[DefiedTrope Defied]]. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' killed it.

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* NothingIsScarier: [[DefiedTrope Defied]]. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' and killed it.''it''.
6th Sep '17 10:57:40 PM MasterMetallix
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* AnotherDimension: Chuck Norris once gave a roundhouse kick to Mr. T's chin at the exact moment Mr. T punched Chuck Norris in the face. The resulting implosion created an alternate dimension where Mr. T gives people roundhouse kicks to the face and Chuck Norris pities fools.
* AscendedMeme: The real Chuck is well aware of the jokes, and finds them hilarious. One of the Norris facts (specifically, the one where a snake died after biting him) is mentioned in ''Film/TheExpendables2''.

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* AnArmAndALeg: Chuck Norris lost both legs in a car accident but was still able to WalkItOff.
* AnotherDimension: Chuck Norris once gave a roundhouse kick to Mr. T's chin at the exact moment Mr. T Creator/MrT punched Chuck Norris in the face. The resulting implosion created an alternate dimension where Mr. T gives people roundhouse kicks to the face and Chuck Norris pities fools.
* AscendedMeme: The real Chuck is well aware of the jokes, and finds them hilarious. hilarious.
** Chuck Norris has published ''The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories'', which lists 101 facts and adds anecdotes from Chuck's RealLife relating to those facts.
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One of the Chuck Norris facts (specifically, the one where a snake died after biting him) is mentioned in ''Film/TheExpendables2''.''Film/TheExpendables2''.
* AtopAMountainOfCorpses: ''Film/BrokebackMountain'' is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
* AwardSnub: [[InvokedTrope Justified]]. Chuck Norris never won an Academy Award for acting in any of his action movies - because he's not acting.



* BadassBeard: As a symbol of masculinity, Chuck's beard is referenced by many Chuck Norris facts.
* BadassBiker: Chuck Norris can ride a motor without the cycle.
* BeatStillMyHeart: On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still-beating heart of one of his enemies. (Being the romantic type, Chuck believes every day should be Valentine's Day.)



* BigEater: Chuck Norris eats three 16-oz. steaks for every meal. Sometimes he forgets to kill the cow first.
* BigFancyHouse: Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
* CharlesAtlasSuperpower: When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
* CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys:
** When an episode of ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger'' was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris, just to be on the safe side.
** Remember the Soviet Union? They disbanded after watching a ''[[Film/TheDeltaForce Delta Force]]'' marathon on satellite TV.



* {{Determinator}}: Chuck doesn't sleep. He waits.

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* {{Determinator}}: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.



* ElvisImpersonator: Inverted. Elvis never lived. He was just another manifestation of Chuck Norris.
%% * ExamplesSearchingForATrope: To eliminate obsolete pennies, Chuck Norris stretches them into $5 bills - since Lincoln is on both anyway.



* HollywoodEvolution: There is no evolution it's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live which the inspiration himself used to explain his own creationist views.

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* HollywoodEvolution: There is no evolution it's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live which the inspiration live. Chuck Norris himself [[ConversationalTroping used this fact]] to explain his own creationist views.views.
* HollywoodHeartAttack: Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.



* InSpiteOfANail: Chuck travels back in time and saves JFK by catching all the bullets with his torso. JFK is so surprised, his head explodes.

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* InSpiteOfANail: Chuck travels back in time and saves JFK John F Kennedy by catching all the bullets with his torso. JFK is so surprised, his head explodes.



** Each of his testicles is larger than the other.

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** Each of his testicles For some men, one testicle is larger than the other. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other.



* LamarckWasRight: Chuck Norris fathered [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_Generation the Greatest Generation]]. That's why they were so tough.
* LanternJawOfJustice[=/=]MultiArmedAndDangerous: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.



* MemeticBadass:[[invoked]] The whole purpose.

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* MemeticBadass:[[invoked]] MemeticBadass: [[InvokedTrope The whole purpose.purpose]].
* MoreDakka: Chuck Norris can fire five machine guns at the same time - one in [[DualWielding each hand]], one in [[ArmedLegs each foot]], and he roundhouse kicks the fifth into the air so it sprays bullets in all directions.



* NothingIsScarier: {{Defied}}. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' killed it.
* OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement: There are 1,217 objects in an average room that Chuck Norris can kill you with, including the room itself.
* OneManArmy: Plenty of jokes are about how Chuck can take on armies without breaking a sweat.

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* MustHaveCaffeine: Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
* {{Ninja}}: All ninjas want to grow up to be like Chuck Norris, but most grow up only to be killed by Chuck Norris.
* NothingIsScarier: {{Defied}}.[[DefiedTrope Defied]]. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' killed it.
* OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement: There OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement:
** In an average room, there
are 1,217 objects in an average room that Chuck Norris can use to kill you with, you, including the room itself.
** One day, Chuck Norris plucked a hair from his beard and [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice skewered three men through the heart]] with it.
* OneManArmy: OneManArmy:
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Plenty of jokes are about how Chuck can take on armies without breaking a sweat.sweat.
** When Chuck Norris first visited Iraq in 2006-2007, a RealLife [[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks American soldier]] was filmed holding a sign that read, "The War Is Over - Chuck Norris Is Here" - Chuck Norris mentions this man and the sign[[labelnote:Note]]He [[BeamMeUpScotty misquotes the sign]] as reading, "Chuck Norris is here! We can go home now!"[[/labelnote]] in ''The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book'', with the comment, "[[WarIsHell I wish that were true]]."



* PillowPistol: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
* PopularSayingBut:
** When the going gets tough, the tough get Chuck Norris.
** ThePenIsMightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.



* TheProblemWithFightingDeath: Averted. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He defeats it fair and square.



** Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lays potato chip!

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** Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lays potato chip!chip.



* RoundhouseKick: Many jokes make it one of Norris' most almighty moves.



* RoundhouseKick: Many jokes make it one of Norris' most almighty moves.

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* RoundhouseKick: Many jokes make it one of Norris' most almighty moves.RushmoreRefacement: Subverted - they wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.
* ShmuckBait: If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole punch.
* ShoutOut: Chuck Norris shaves using [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason's]] machete, combs his hair using [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy's]] glove, and flosses his teeth using [[Franchise/{{Hellraiser}} Pinhead's]] chains.



* SuperSpeed: Chuck Norris once had a race against time. The result? Time is still running.
* SwissArmyTears: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, if he would ever cry.

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* SuperSpeed: StaringDownCthulhu: Chuck Norris stared evil in the eye, and it went into hiding.
* SuperSpeed:
** Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris once had a race against time. The result? Time is still running.
* SwissArmyTears: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, if cancer. Too bad he would ever cry.never cries.



* ToiletHumor: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
* TouchedByVorlons: "There are no steroids in baseball; only players that Chuck Norris has breathed on."

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* ToiletHumor: TheThreeCertaintiesInLife: Nothing is certain in life except death, taxes, and a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
* ToiletHumor:
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
** They wanted to make a Chuck Norris-brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
* TouchedByVorlons: "There There are no steroids in baseball; only players that Chuck Norris has breathed on."


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* WeaponOfChoice: Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon. He is one.
11th Aug '17 11:32:19 AM Gregzilla
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* TheHunter: Averted. Chuck doesn't go hunting because "hunting" is a word that shows possible failure. He goes killing, instead.
10th Jun '17 11:14:21 PM Alvin
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* TheSleepless: Chuck Norris once ate many sleeping pills just to try how to sleep. The pills only made him blink.

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* TheSleepless: Chuck Norris once ate many sleeping pills just to try how to sleep. The pills only made him blink.
18th Mar '17 8:46:10 PM Phoenixion
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* TheSleepless: Chuck Norris once ate many sleeping pills just to try how to sleep. The pills only made him blink.
18th Mar '17 8:42:57 PM Phoenixion
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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, ''the cobra died''.



* LightEmUp: Chuck Norris can cast [[Franchise/HarryPotter Patronus]]. His Patronus' form? Neville Longbottom.
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* LightEmUp: Chuck Norris can cast [[Franchise/HarryPotter Patronus]]. His Patronus' form? Neville Longbottom.
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* LightEmUp: Chuck Norris can cast [[Franchise/HarryPotter Patronus]]. His Patronus' form? Neville Longbottom.
16th Mar '17 8:25:46 PM Phoenixion
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* WalkIntoMordor: [[Film/LordOfTheRings One does not simply walk into Mordor]] unless he's Chuck Norris.

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* WalkIntoMordor: [[Film/LordOfTheRings [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings One does not simply walk into Mordor]] Mordor]], unless he's Chuck Norris.
16th Mar '17 8:25:24 PM Phoenixion
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* NothingIsScarier: {{Defied}}. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' kill it.

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* NothingIsScarier: {{Defied}}. When Chuck Norris learned nothing can kill him, he tracked down nothing ''and'' kill killed it.



* WalkIntoMordor: Chuck Norris can walk into {{Mordor}}.

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* WalkIntoMordor: Chuck Norris can [[Film/LordOfTheRings One does not simply walk into {{Mordor}}.Mordor]] unless he's Chuck Norris.
15th Mar '17 9:03:52 PM nombretomado
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** In his appearance on ''{{MUGEN}}'', he is quite literally invincible nothing short of a character that uses a registry modifier to make him automatically lose will kill him.

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** In his appearance on ''{{MUGEN}}'', ''{{VideoGame/MUGEN}}'', he is quite literally invincible nothing short of a character that uses a registry modifier to make him automatically lose will kill him.



* HurlItIntoTheSun: Once per year Chuck Norris selects one lucky kid to be thrown into the sun.

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* HurlItIntoTheSun: HurlItIntoTheSun:
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Once per year Chuck Norris selects one lucky kid to be thrown into the sun.
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