->'''[[Creator/SylvesterStallone Barney Ross]]''': I heard another rumor. That you were bitten by a king cobra.\\
'''[[Creator/ChuckNorris Booker]]''': Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain... the cobra died.
-->-- ''Film/TheExpendables2''

The first well-known MemeticBadass site, which makes up tall tales about the actor Creator/ChuckNorris, especially based on clips from the series ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger''. The site is a spin-off of the Creator/VinDiesel Facts site, which focused as much on bizarre and improbable facts about its target actor as badassery. Both trace their lineage to the "Bill Brasky" sketches on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' in which four men would take turns relating facts and anecdotes about their cartoonishly larger-than-life friend Bill Brasky.

The site has been noted elsewhere, such as on ''Series/TheDailyShow'' and ''Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses''. It's influenced the long-running "Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld" ad campaign for Dos Equis beer. Chuck Norris himself has taken the site with good humor and seems to enjoy the extra media attention.

[[http://chucknorrisfacts.com Found here.]]
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!!Chuck Norris provides examples of:
* AnArmAndALeg: Chuck Norris lost both legs in a car accident but was still able to WalkItOff.
* AnotherDimension: Chuck Norris once gave a roundhouse kick to Mr. T's chin at the exact moment Creator/MrT punched Chuck Norris in the face. The resulting implosion created an alternate dimension where Mr. T gives people roundhouse kicks to the face and Chuck Norris pities fools.
* AscendedMeme: The real Chuck is well aware of the jokes, and finds them hilarious.
** Chuck Norris has published ''The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories'', which lists 101 facts and adds anecdotes from Chuck's RealLife relating to those facts.
** One of the Chuck Norris facts (specifically, the one where a snake died after biting him) is mentioned in ''Film/TheExpendables2''.
* AtopAMountainOfCorpses: ''Film/BrokebackMountain'' is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
* AwardSnub: [[InvokedTrope Justified]]. Chuck Norris never won an Academy Award for acting in any of his action movies - because he's not acting.
* AwesomenessIsVolatile: When Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar, the place exploded due to not being able to contain that much awesome.
* BadassBeard: As a symbol of masculinity, Chuck's beard is referenced by many Chuck Norris facts.
* BadassBiker: Chuck Norris can ride a motor without the cycle.
* BeatStillMyHeart: On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still-beating heart of one of his enemies. (Being the romantic type, Chuck believes every day should be Valentine's Day.)
* BeyondTheImpossible: Chuck Norris expected UsefulNotes/TheSpanishInquisition, which says something about his abilities. For other examples, see the other tropes. The nutshell is "It's only impossible until Chuck Norris tries."
* BigEater: Chuck Norris eats three 16-oz. steaks for every meal. Sometimes he forgets to kill the cow first.
* BigFancyHouse: Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
* CharlesAtlasSuperpower: When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
* CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys:
** When an episode of ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger'' was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris, just to be on the safe side.
** Remember the Soviet Union? They disbanded after watching a ''[[Film/TheDeltaForce Delta Force]]'' marathon on satellite TV.
* CureForCancer: Chuck Norris' tears. [[MenDontCry Too bad he has never cried. Ever.]]
* DealWithTheDevil: Chuck Norris once made a deal with the Devil to receive some of his best attributes in exchange for his soul. He then roundhouse-kicked the Devil in the face and took his soul back. The Devil admitted that he should have seen it coming, [[GracefulLoser accepted his defeat gracefully]], and now plays poker with Chuck once a week.
* {{Determinator}}: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Chuck Norris did and Cthulhu died.
* TheDreaded: Even [[TheGrimReaper Death]] and {{Bogeyman}} are afraid of him!
-->''"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."''\\
''"Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience."''\\
''"When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."''
* ElvisImpersonator: Inverted. Elvis never lived. He was just another manifestation of Chuck Norris.
%% * ExamplesSearchingForATrope: To eliminate obsolete pennies, Chuck Norris stretches them into $5 bills - since Lincoln is on both anyway.
* FrivolousLawsuit: Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Series/LawAndOrder" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up: Series/MacGyver and [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]. And when they saw who the competition was, they scampered.
* {{God}}: "In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothingness in the face and said 'Get a job.' That is the origin of the universe."
* GodModeSue: The whole site is an InUniverse parody.
** In his appearance on ''{{VideoGame/MUGEN}}'', he is quite literally invincible nothing short of a character that uses a registry modifier to make him automatically lose will kill him.
* TheGrimReaper: Chuck Norris portrayed Death in ''Franchise/FinalDestination''. That's why everytime someone cheats Death, they're dead. Because nobody cheats Chuck Norris and lives.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, ''the cobra died''.
* HollywoodEvolution: There is no evolution it's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris himself [[ConversationalTroping used this fact]] to explain his own creationist views.
* HollywoodHeartAttack: Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
* HurlItIntoTheSun:
** Once per year Chuck Norris selects one lucky kid to be thrown into the sun.
** In ''VideoGame/{{MUGEN}}'', he does [[ColonyDrop the opposite]]- he drops the sun on you for a OneHitKill.
* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Subverted. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. Although it didn't really sound bad, it still had to be renamed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
* InSpiteOfANail: Chuck travels back in time and saves John F Kennedy by catching all the bullets with his torso. JFK is so surprised, his head explodes.
* InsaneTrollLogic:
** Chuck Norris doesn't divide by zero Zero divides by Chuck Norris.
** Chuck Norris has counted to infinity ''thrice''. The last time he did it backwards.
** Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
** Chuck Norris holds all records in the Guinness Book (with those mentioned in the articles being the runners-up) meaning, among other things, that he is simultaneously the world's tallest and shortest man (and woman).
** For some men, one testicle is larger than the other. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other.
** He's also found the square root of the color yellow.
** He also knows the last numeral of pi.
** Chuck Norris doesn't move a muscle to go places. The universe moves for him.
** If it were possible for Chuck Norris to [[MirrorMatch fight himself]], he would win. Period.
* LamarckWasRight: Chuck Norris fathered [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_Generation the Greatest Generation]]. That's why they were so tough.
* LanternJawOfJustice[=/=]MultiArmedAndDangerous: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
* LightEmUp: Chuck Norris can cast [[Franchise/HarryPotter Patronus]]. His Patronus' form? Neville Longbottom.
* MadeOfIron: When Chuck Norris wants to shave, he gives himself a roundhouse kick to the face because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
* MemeticBadass: [[InvokedTrope The whole purpose]].
* {{Mordor}}: Chuck Norris [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings simply walks into it]].
* MoreDakka: Chuck Norris can fire five machine guns at the same time - one in [[DualWielding each hand]], one in [[ArmedLegs each foot]], and he roundhouse kicks the fifth into the air so it sprays bullets in all directions.
* MortonsFork: If you can see Chuck Norris, then he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, then you may be only seconds away from death.
* MustHaveCaffeine: Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
* {{Ninja}}: All ninjas want to grow up to be like Chuck Norris, but most grow up only to be killed by Chuck Norris.
* NothingIsScarier: [[DefiedTrope Defied]]. When Chuck Norris learned that [[LiteralMinded nothing can kill him]], he tracked down nothing and killed ''it''.
* OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement:
** In an average room, there are 1,217 objects that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
** One day, Chuck Norris plucked a hair from his beard and [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice skewered three men through the heart]] with it.
* OneManArmy:
** Plenty of jokes are about how Chuck can take on armies without breaking a sweat.
** When Chuck Norris first visited Iraq in 2006-2007, a RealLife [[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks American soldier]] was filmed holding a sign that read, "The War Is Over - Chuck Norris Is Here" - Chuck Norris mentions this man and the sign[[labelnote:Note]]He [[BeamMeUpScotty misquotes the sign]] as reading, "Chuck Norris is here! We can go home now!"[[/labelnote]] in ''The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book'', with the comment, "[[WarIsHell I wish that were true]]."
* PaintingTheMedium: One Chuck Norris fact is written in upside-down letters, saying that Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked this fact.
* PillowPistol: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
* PopularSayingBut:
** When the going gets tough, the tough get Chuck Norris.
** ThePenIsMightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
* {{Portmanteau}}: Someone once made a videotape of Chuck Norris getting pissed off. The title? ''Walker: Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
* PreAssKickingOneLiner: Ask Chuck Norris what time it is and he'll always say "Two seconds till." When you ask "Two seconds till ''what''?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
* TheProblemWithFightingDeath: Averted. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He defeats it fair and square.
* ProductPlacement:
** Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lays potato chip.
** Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
** Chuck Norris CAN see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
** The new ad campaign for Era detergent uses Chuck Norris Facts, labeling the detergent as "Chuck Norris approved."
** The memetic Chuck Norris appears in a ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' commercial as a Hunter (except he doesn't hunt because the word "hunt" implies the possibility of failure). He spends the entire commercial hanging out with a tiger and roundhouse-kicking everything in sight. The only reason there are 10 million ''WOW'' players is because he allows them to live.
** Chuck Norris CAN hear you now.
** Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a [[RecursiveFanfiction Total Gym]].
* RealityWarper: Chucktanium, a substance found in Chuck Norris' legs, allows him to warp reality whenever he kicks someone.
* RefugeInAudacity: It would not be unreasonable to assume the site is not meant to be taken seriously.
* RoundhouseKick: Many jokes make it one of Norris' most almighty moves.
* RuleOfCool: Basically, every joke is either RuleOfCool or RuleOfFunny.
* RushmoreRefacement: Subverted - they wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.
* RussianReversal: When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie. The zombie turns into Chuck Norris, instead.
* SentientCosmicForce: Chuck Norris appears in every ''Franchise/StarWars'' media, from both ''[[Franchise/StarWarsLegends Legends]]'' and [[Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse canon]]. He is the Force itself.
* ShmuckBait: If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole punch.
* ShoutOut: Chuck Norris shaves using [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason's]] machete, combs his hair using [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy's]] glove, and flosses his teeth using [[Franchise/{{Hellraiser}} Pinhead's]] chains.
* TheSleepless: Chuck Norris once ate many sleeping pills just to try to sleep. The pills only made him blink.
* SociopathicHero: Many of the Chuck Norris facts involve him giving people roundhouse kicks to the face for little if any reason.
* SpinAttack: The power of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is powerful enough to break the time-space barrier, knock out Amelia Earhart, and crash her plane, probably because the amount of energy released in one of his kicks is equivalent to the amount released in the Big Bang.
* StaringDownCthulhu: Chuck Norris stared evil in the eye, and it went into hiding.
* SuperSenses: Chuck Norris ''can'' [[MemeticMutation see]] Wrestling/JohnCena when {{Muggles}} can't.
* SuperSpeed:
** Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
** Chuck Norris once had a race against time. The result? Time is still running.
* SwissArmyTears: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
* TakeThat:
** Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and actually got it! ''And'' they got it '''right'''!
** Chuck Norris walked up to a Burger King at midnight and placed an order. When they told him (at the time) that they closed at ten, he roundhouse-kicked it so hard it became a Wendy's.
* TestosteronePoisoning: Many of the jokes are about how impossibly manly he is, like never crying, ever.
* ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleInTheWorld:
** People who suck, and Chuck Norris.
** Alternately, women who want to have sex with Chuck Norris, and women who want to have sex with Chuck Norris ''again''.
** There are two kinds of bad guys, the ones who live, and the ones who meet Chuck Norris.
* TheThreeCertaintiesInLife: Nothing is certain in life except death, taxes, and a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
* ToiletHumor:
** Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
** They wanted to make a Chuck Norris-brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
* TouchedByVorlons: There are no steroids in baseball; only players that Chuck Norris has breathed on.
* TopTenList: Supposedly chosen by Chuck himself (at least a few were), and read by the man himself [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE here.]]
* WalkIntoMordor: [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings One does not simply walk into Mordor]], unless he's Chuck Norris.
* WeaponOfChoice: Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon. He is one.
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