History Webcomic / FontesRants

* DisproportionateRetribution: Fontes used the Life Note to create [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash Ketchum]] to catch Takeshi, but also used it to make Ash's blood turn to acid afterwards for a slow, agonizing death.

-->'''{{Spiderman}}''': 'Tha hell? Did ya took the elevator, or something?!\\

''[[http://fontesrants.smackjeeves.com Fontes' Rants]]'' is a webcomic which primarily illustrates things the author ([[CaptainObvious Fontes]]) finds strange, funny, stupid, or downright infuriating in popular works of anime, comic books and video games, and even things he finds on Website/DeviantArt. It also has cheap laughs from time to time.

-->'''[[SuperMarioGalaxy Luma]]''': Oh, yeah, gimme those starbits! I can't hold it any longer!!!

* CoolVsAwesome: [[VideoGame/{{F-Zero}} Captain Falcon]] and Creator/ChuckNorris as Franchise/{{Pokemon}} trainers.

* StylisticSuck: How do you make fun of a [[WiiU gaming console with a stupid name]]? With an [[http://fontesrants.smackjeeves.com/comics/1216388/dumbest-strip-ever/ equally stupid comic strip.]]

* CoolVsAwesome: [[VideoGame/{{F-Zero}} Captain Falcon]] and ChuckNorris as Franchise/{{Pokemon}} trainers.

[[http://fontesrants.smackjeeves.com Fontes' Rants]] is a webcomic which primarily illustrates things the author ([[CaptainObvious Fontes]]) finds strange, funny, stupid, or downright infuriating in popular works of anime, comic books and video games, and even things he finds on Website/DeviantArt. It also has cheap laughs from time to time.

-->'''Mook''': Stop at once!
-->'''{{Naruto}}''': Hell no! [[VerbalTic Bahleeeve it]]!
-->'''[[Franchise/MetalGear Nearby "Box"]]''': *sigh* ...Rookies...

-->'''[[KingdomHearts Sora]]''': What?! What's so funny?!
-->'''Fontes''': Just look at that thing!!!
-->'''Sora''': ...? ...Aww, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] you, [[Creator/SquareEnix Square]]!!!

* AuthorAvatar: Fontes appears in the comic with characters such as [[Videogame/KingdomHearts Sora]], {{Naruto}}, and [[ComicBook/XMen Wolverine]].

-->'''{{Spiderman}}''': 'Tha hell? Did ya took the elevator, or something?!
-->'''[[Franchise/AssassinsCreed Ezio]]''': Silenzio, ragno! You now owe me fifty dollars.

-->'''Fighter''': Ehm... dude, it was his turn.
-->'''[[TheReveal Fontes]]''': I don't [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] care!!!

-->Hitmonchan uses "Falcon Punch"!
-->Hitmonlee uses "Roundhouse Kick"!

-->'''Sora''': ...? ...Aww, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] you, [[SquareEnix Square]]!!!

* FanGirl: No name given (yet), she was in the very first strip obsessing over {{Inuyasha}}.

-->'''[[GuiltyGear Bridget]]''': You look like a queer, ya know?

* CombatPragmatist: In one of Fontes' many FinalFantasy parodies. On the left, a BlackMage. On the right, a WhiteMage and a Fighter. The black mage starts to cast [[KillItWithFire Firaga]], when the white mage unloads a shotgun into his face.

[[http://fontesrants.smackjeeves.com Fontes' Rants]] is a webcomic which primarily illustrates things the author ([[CaptainObvious Fontes]]) finds strange, funny, stupid, or downright infuriating in popular works of anime, comic books and video games, and even things he finds on DeviantArt. It also has cheap laughs from time to time.

* AscendedExtra: Luigi knocked out the Playstation Network with a Manga/DeathNote, gave Sony the idea for a rear touchpad, and kicked {{Batman}} off a building.

* GoodOldFisticuffs: Fontes [[http://fontesrants.smackjeeves.com/comics/1440114/the-right-weapon-for-the-job/ plays]] {{Skyrim}}.

* ImAHumanitarian: {{Skyrim}} [[http://fontesrants.smackjeeves.com/comics/1452619/tastes-like-chicken/ again]].

-->'''[[MetalGearSolid Nearby "Box"]]''': *sigh* ...Rookies...

-->'''[[AssassinsCreed Ezio]]''': Silenzio, ragno! You now owe me fifty dollars.

* CoolVsAwesome: [[FZero Captain Falcon]] and ChuckNorris as Franchise/{{Pokemon}} trainers.

* AssShove: Ever wonder [[http://fontesrants.smackjeeves.com/comics/1395917/booting-up-the-booty/ how TMs work]] in {{Pokemon}}?

* CoolVsAwesome: [[FZero Captain Falcon]] and ChuckNorris as {{Pokemon}} trainers.

Recurring original characters include [[AuthorAvatar Fontes himself]], an unnamed [[FanGirl fangirl]], [[TeamPet Tanooki the raccoon]], Fontes' friend Steven Worker, and Takeshi, Fontes' "son" by the [[Manga/DeathNote Life Note]].

* AuthorAvatar: Fontes appears in the comic with characters such as [[Videogame/KingdomHearts Sora]], {{Naruto}}, and [[ComicBook/{{XMen}} Wolverine]].

** Also, using the [[SuperStrength golden gauntlets]] to throw a one ton obelisk at [[OcarinaOfTime Ganondorf's]] head.

* CoolVsAwesome: [[{{FZero}} Captain Falcon]] and ChuckNorris as {{Pokemon}} trainers.

* StylisticSuck: How do you make fun of a [[{{WiiU}} gaming console with a stupid name]]? With an [[http://fontesrants.smackjeeves.com/comics/1216388/dumbest-strip-ever/ equally stupid comic strip.]]

Recurring original characters include [[AuthorAvatar Fontes himself]], an unnamed [[FanGirl fangirl]], [[TeamPet Tanooki the raccoon]], Fontes' friend Steven Worker, and Takeshi, Fontes' "son" by the [[DeathNote Life Note]].

* AscendedExtra: Luigi knocked out the Playstation Network with a DeathNote, gave Sony the idea for a rear touchpad, and kicked {{Batman}} off a building.

* DidntThinkThisThrough: Fontes decided to use the [[DeathNote Life Note]] to create an AxCrazy MartyStu character. One broken nose and bout of unconsciousness later;

* GoodOldFisticuffs: Fontes [[http://fontesrants.smackjeeves.com/comics/1440114/the-right-weapon-for-the-job/ plays Skyrim]].