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[[WMG: Bella has a fever, and the whole series is her fever-dream interpretation of the last few months with her tabletop RPG friends.

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[[WMG: Wiki/TVTropes is now owned by Stephenie Meyer]]
Because Meyer is the only one who could find nothing wrong at [[UnfortunateImplications what]] [[{{Chickification}} they]] [[BadassDecay did]] [[CharacterDerailment to]] [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus]]. Which means this site is gonna start praising Twilight and saying that there's nothing wrong with Bella Swan (since, as [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment a very smart man]] pointed out, Samus is now acting exactly like Bella) and that Bella and Edward have great chemistry together.
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The discussions between [=SMeyer=] and Tropers/FastEddie should get fascinating.
* Impossible. SMeyer couldn't possibly handle the power of this wiki.
* Bitching about ''Twilight'' '''and''' ''Other M'' '''at the same time'''? Oh, my fucking god...

'''...Blood-addicted alien [[StarWars Siths]].'''

I was doodling what "Edythe" Cullen and "Julie" Black would look like and came to a startling conclusion: "Edythe" is described as pale, petite, intelligent, and mysterious; add to that rich, unusual bright eyes, kind but mysterious parents, and expensive but conservative fashion sense and you've got someone who sounds a lot like Asami. I haven't read "Julie"'s description but I'm going to guess she is (or would be if Meyer rewrote the rest of the books) a lot like Korra (or Leah): tall, tanned, buff, aggressive, honest, awkward, poor (relatively speaking), with straight dark hair. "Beau" is going to be like Bella, a faceless visual novel protagonist (that's my mental image of Bella). Add to that the people in various comment sections who don't know the difference between GenderFlip and TransGender and the ones who'd prefer an Edward/Jacob romance you've got a crossover!

** [[CrazyAwesome That Sounds like So Much Fun.]

Worked for [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]], Manga/InuYasha, [[KingArthur Merlin]], [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Percy Jackson]]...etc, etc.

** It is also a world where Music/JustinBieber is considered the greatest musician ever, ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' continues to sweep the Emmys, ''Series/HannahMontana'' is held as the pinnacle of modern sitcoms, ''WesternAnimation/ChickenLittle'' got tons of sequels and spin-offs (while ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen}}'' flopped), and [=4Kids=] continues to dub anime, but now they air on either Disney Junior or Nick Jr. and are aimed at the 2 - 4 crowd. [[Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody And Paris Hilton is President of the United States]].

[[WMG: ''[[GenderFlip Life and Death]]'' isn't ''Twilight'', it's ''Legend of Korra'']]

* Alternatively, humans who got their hands on an improved version of the skin cream from ''Film/{{Catwoman}}''.

* It's still more honest that [[{{Transformers}} making]] [[Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse a]] [[GIJoe cartoon]] [[MyLittlePony series]] [[Franchise/CareBears just]] [[WesternAnimation/ActionMan to]] [[WesternAnimation/MaxSteel promote]] [[WesternAnimation/ChallengeOfTheGoBots action]] [[WesternAnimation/PoundPuppies1980s figures]].

What I think is that Bella wasn't just an exaggerated example of HormoneAddledTeenager who desires eternal youth, god-like beauty, immortality, wealth, power, and sex. Given her personality and that comment alone, was Bella a hormone-addled ''toddler''? Did she want all this and whine about everything long before she was even in preschool? Was the reason why nobody in Phoenix befriended her because they thought that she was "too weird" and bullied her ([[Disney/LiloAndStitch similar to how Mertle bullies Lilo]]), or because she wanted all this as young as 2, causing her to cruelly reject everyone no matter how nice they were, and probably bully ''them''?

** It is also a world where Music/JustinBieber is considered the greatest musician ever, ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' continues to sweep the Emmys, ''Series/HannahMontana'' is held as the pinnacle of modern sitcoms, ''Disney/ChickenLittle'' got tons of sequels and spin-offs (while ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' flopped), and [=4Kids=] continues to dub anime, but now they air on either Disney Junior or Nick Jr. and are aimed at the 2 - 4 crowd. [[Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody And Paris Hilton is President of the United States]].

Bear with me here. There is no Rosaline, ''but'' Edward has been hung up on his lost mortality ever since he was turned. He gets all mopey to the other vampires, they tell him to find a girl, maybe have a one-decade stand, he does but convinces himself he's in love when he really just wants to experience life through her. She's a hopeless romantic, and goes along with it. The Paris, the werewolf Jacob whoever, wants to take her back and very nearly has it sanctioned by the "Families" involved, but she runs off and sleeps with the Romeo. It's been updated, so she gets knocked up instead of married. The cool thing is (or the {{Squick}} thing, YMMV), this time Paris doesn't have to die, [[WifeHusbandry he just lets Juliet-Bella's daughter take her place]]. The only problem remaining is that she's now a vampire: that spark of life that Edward was so into is now gone, and he's going to go and [[StupidSacrifice get himself killed doing something stupid]] in the name of love. She'll follow suit, and the Cullens will be all weepy. And maybe the werewolves, if Jacob dies in the process of Edward "doing something stupid." This all goes to show that making comparisons to Romeo and Juliet is [[TropesAreNotBad not necessarily a bad thing]].

** Yui / [[HeroicAlbino Rei]] / [[EldritchAbomination MeyerClone]] - Bella

** [[ClassRepresentative Hikari]] - [[BrokenBird Rosalie]]
** [[FourIsDeath Toji]] - [[TheBigGuy Emmet]]
** [[EvilAlbino Kaworu]] - James

** Wow! This theory makes the RomeoAndJuliet comparisons plausible!

* [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VisualNovel/Tsukihime Arcueid]]

* [[Manga/PokemonSpecial Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Etc...]]

* Interesting: The Espadas are supposed to be {{AnthropomorphicPersonification}}s for how people die, and Halibel's was HeroicSacrifice. From what little I've read I got the impression that, had she never met the Cullens and remained human, Bella's way of death would've been caused by being TooDumbToLive: she's a {{dojikko}}; somebody mentions she moves from arid Arizona to cool and damp Washington and all she brings is a cactus and a jacket, and she certainly isn't going to sacrefice herself for her [[ParentalObliviousness oblivious, shallow parents]] or those people she dosen't interact with much at school.

** Only if it comes up. InternetBackdraft over a leaked rough draft might have burnt up her will to write it.

** The shapeshifters are mutants with only one mode, like the violet cavie-girl from ''Film/SkyHigh''.

** Charlie, her [[BadassMustache extremely]] [[BadassNormal badass]] [[BadassGrandpa Grandpa]] will save her and afterwards teach her to become the Blade-esque vampire hunter, Nessie the Vampire Nemesis.
*** Someone '''WRITE''' this!!!
*** This tropette is on it...

* He has ''[[YouFailBiologyForever 24 fricking chromosomes]]''. That's not too much of a stretch.

It will instead be the last book in the saga, and be a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]]. Not only will SMeyer realize how to write properly and that picking up a thesaurus does not equal good writing, but all the sues will get character development. (The person who leaked the chapters of Midnight Sun actually leaked SMeyer's DECOY story.) In the book, Bella and Alice will realize how much they love each other, and leave the Cullens to attempt world domination. Renesmee, who was never imprinted with Jacob, will become a vampire slayer and join Mike, Jessica, Angela, and Tyler (vampire slayers stationed in Forks to make sure the Cullens don't start eating humans) to stop them. Tyler's Van will be revealed to be an AI who attempted to assassinate Bella when she started getting interested in the Cullens. Sparkling is revealed to be a humiliating mark that slayers put on vampires that they track. Meanwhile, the Volturi begin building a doomsday weapon to threaten Bella and Alice with, although they never intend to use it. Jacob (who is dating Leah and was never a pedophile), Leah, and Seth will also join the vampire hunters to stop both the Volturi (who they think DO want to blow up the world) and Bella and Alice. The rest the wolves and Cullens will (after angsting a bit over having to kill members of their family) attempt to stop them too with their own plans, but the other vampires introduced in Breaking Dawn think that they're in on it and declare war on them. (That's right, we actually get to SEE their powers being used!) The Volturi complete their doomsday weapon and threaten the two insane vampires, but they steal it from them instead. Renesmee uses her MindRape powers to find out where Alice and Bella's hideout is, and the hunters go there and confront them. Since the wolves are involved, Alice doesn't know that they're coming and is killed quickly by Leah. Renesmee [[MindRape mind rapes]] Bella for a while until she gets bored, and then Tyler's Van comes and kills the evil vampire with its built-in flamethrowers. While Bella is running around screaming on fire, she steps on the remote for the doomsday device and explodes the entire world.

** In that case, does that mean [=SMeyer=] is a grown up [[MyImmortal Tara Gilesbie]]?

'''...[[MyImmortal Tara Gilesbe]].'''
Think about it. Tara is responsible for one of the most infamous fanfics. Stephenie is responisble for one of the most infamous novels. Both have a Mary Sue for the protagonist, and poor excuses for vampires. In the future, Tara wrote a sequel to My Immortal. [[TakeThat It was worse than her original work]], and people tried to kill her for it(it was that bad). So she stole a time machine and made a new identity for herself. Twilight? It's an improvement compared to what she wrote. Alternatively, MyImmortal is something she wrote to get back at J.K.Rowling.

Bella is a PossessionSue while Edward is a DracoInLeatherPants, and is more or less that universe's equivalent of MyImmortal. The series in question doesn't exist in our universe, however the fic found its way into the hands of Stephenie Meyer, who either rewrote it slightly or simply published it as it was.

Where the standards of writing are much, much higher. ''Twilight'' is there considered somewhere around the equivalent of ''MyImmortal''. Likewise, there is a world where ''MyImmortal'' is enormously popular with teenage girls.

** It actually seems to be a popular rumor/known fact/joke among This Tropers friends. And none of them read TV Tropes (despite many attempts at conversion into OneOfUs.

It's to test how people react to an (originally) AstroTurfing campaign for a ''poorly-written'' fluff book with such an insulting author, as opposed to a book with only one or two of the aforementioned problems. She canceled/delayed ''Midnight Sun'' because it was supposed to be the reports of the experiment in a semi-nonfiction novel form, but thanks to the "leak" (which was really a ''Harry Potter Goes To Phoenix'' situation) decided to add another stage to it. The results seem to be that people are sheep (which we knew), that many people don't read enough to form a well-based opinion on the few books they do read- not that it's necessarily a ''bad'' opinion, just baseless (which some of us know), and that a vocal fanbase will sell more copies in the short-term on non-fans "seeing what all the fuss is about" than a masterwork series of comparative length (which was interesting to find out).