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23rd Apr '17 12:18:29 PM nombretomado
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* [[TeamFourStar Freezer and Mister Popo]]

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* [[TeamFourStar [[Creator/TeamFourStar Freezer and Mister Popo]]
6th Apr '17 10:14:08 PM nombretomado
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* [[PokemonSpecial Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Etc...]]

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* [[PokemonSpecial [[Manga/PokemonSpecial Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Etc...]]
4th Apr '17 5:44:00 PM nombretomado
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** Of course, that's the dimension where all those things are ''good'': Larry the Cable Guy is only known as [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Mater]], Schumacher got some substance to go with the style, ''Epic Movie'' and its ilk are proper parodies along the lines of ''Film/{{Airplane}}!'' and ''Film/RobinHoodMenInTights'', and ''Twilight'' is the ascended 'tween spin-off of ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''. However, due to equivalent exchange, this means that {{Pixar}} movies are [[SoOkayItsAverage just "okay"]] and Creator/HayaoMiyazaki and Creator/AkiraKurosawa are obscure directors who are only known among other filmmakers and ''otaku''.

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** Of course, that's the dimension where all those things are ''good'': Larry the Cable Guy is only known as [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Mater]], Schumacher got some substance to go with the style, ''Epic Movie'' and its ilk are proper parodies along the lines of ''Film/{{Airplane}}!'' and ''Film/RobinHoodMenInTights'', and ''Twilight'' is the ascended 'tween spin-off of ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''. However, due to equivalent exchange, this means that {{Pixar}} Creator/{{Pixar}} movies are [[SoOkayItsAverage just "okay"]] and Creator/HayaoMiyazaki and Creator/AkiraKurosawa are obscure directors who are only known among other filmmakers and ''otaku''.
25th Mar '17 6:04:32 PM nombretomado
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* It's true. [[CharlieTheUnicorn Here they are.]]

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* It's true. [[CharlieTheUnicorn [[WebAnimation/CharlieTheUnicorn Here they are.]]
5th Mar '17 1:04:36 AM Lanthorn
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* Interestingly enough in ''Theatre/HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild'' [[spoiler: Harry and Draco's sons believe that Cedric's murder was Harry's greatest failure and use a Time-Turner to prevent his death. Cedric, robbed of his and Hufflepuff House's moment of glory, becomes extremely bitter and resentful of Harry and eventually joins the Deatheaters, a group of wealthy, glamorous, and vicious wizards (plus a gang of werewolves led by a guy with a fixation on kids) whose leader was obsessed with immortality (Harry & Co. fix the timeline but not after ''a lot'' of [[BadFuture mishandling]] of the TimeyWimeyBall)]].




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* Interestingly enough in ''Film/AmericanUltra'' "Bella's" friend is a gigantic stoner who also [[SuperSoldier practically has super powers]].



** Well, when you account for MayFlyDecemberRomance...

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** Well, when you account for MayFlyDecemberRomance...
MayFlyDecemberRomance (to paraphrase [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Doc Scratch]] "To [[TimeAbyss me]] ''all'' ladies are 'young ladies'").



...''popular because he's a redhead.'''

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...''popular '''popular because he's a redhead.'''






See "Meyer is Ryushiki07".

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See "Meyer is Ryushiki07".
[=Ryushiki07=]".




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[[http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html See here.]]




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* It seems vampires' mentality "freezes" when they're turned so if Edward had a typical 1910s attitude it's unlikely to have changed -- no matter how many high school health classes he's sat through learning about human reproduction will freak him out like it's the first time.



'''Edward is SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker, and Bella is Harley Quinn...'''
..in an alternate universe, where they are both teenagers and neither one is awesome. Think about it : a seemingly normal girl becomes obsessed with a pale-skinned SerialKiller. She claims to love him wholeheartedly, despite his constant abuse of her and insane moodswings. One day he dumps her, and she becomes morbidly depressed until she makes a new "best friend." She and said best friend have a good deal of sexual tension together, and if they hooked up the relationship would be at least slightly more healthy, but like it or not the girl will always go back to Mr. Pale Skin. What am I describing, the plots of "Mad Love" and "Harley and Ivy", or "Twilight" and "New Moon"?

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'''Edward is SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker, ComicBook/TheJoker, and Bella is Harley Quinn...'''
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ComicBook/HarleyQuinn...'''
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in an alternate universe, where they are both teenagers and neither one is awesome. Think about it : it a seemingly normal girl becomes obsessed with a pale-skinned SerialKiller. She claims to love him wholeheartedly, despite his constant abuse of her and insane moodswings. One day he dumps her, and she becomes morbidly depressed until she makes a new "best friend." She and said best friend have a good deal of sexual tension together, and if they hooked up the relationship would be at least slightly more healthy, but like it or not the girl will always go back to Mr. Pale Skin. What am I describing, the plots of "Mad Love" and "Harley and Ivy", or "Twilight" and "New Moon"?
21st Jan '17 6:32:55 PM nombretomado
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Theoretically this will lead to a Redemption Arc in the sequel, but Meyer will find it so liberating to write an evil character instead of the crap she does most of the time, she'll end up turning twilight into an Anti!Twilight series focusing on Vamp!Bella doing evil things for several books and eventually lose all sense of perspective. C'mon, it's happened to all the other Vampire Fiction Writers with [[LongRunner long series]] and {{unpleasable fanbase}}s. Just look at what [[AnitaBlake Laurel K. Hamilton]] or AnneRice did.

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Theoretically this will lead to a Redemption Arc in the sequel, but Meyer will find it so liberating to write an evil character instead of the crap she does most of the time, she'll end up turning twilight into an Anti!Twilight series focusing on Vamp!Bella doing evil things for several books and eventually lose all sense of perspective. C'mon, it's happened to all the other Vampire Fiction Writers with [[LongRunner long series]] and {{unpleasable fanbase}}s. Just look at what [[AnitaBlake Laurel K. Hamilton]] or AnneRice Creator/AnneRice did.
13th Jan '17 12:07:33 AM Doug86
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'''...A [[MageTheAscension Marauder]]'''

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'''...A [[MageTheAscension [[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension Marauder]]'''
10th Jan '17 2:14:44 PM CheeseDogX
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* It's a little depressing how many "Twilight is dreams resulting from massive mental/physical trauma" theories there are here. Especially because they're more plausible than the alternatives.
10th Jan '17 2:05:09 PM CheeseDogX
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** Could be she's a narcissist and thinks that's how everyone is.
25th Nov '16 3:30:11 PM nombretomado
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* They may be Petrosapiens from ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}''. They're very long-lived, they can regenerate, and they supposedly find humans a delicacy. They're also made of an organic diamond-like substance that sparkles in the sunlight. The reason the ones in the book look so human compared to the more alien Ben10 appearance is because they used diamond-cutting tools to chisel themselves a human appearance so they would fit in better. Plastic surgery for living rocks. Obviously, after their planet was blown up, they all migrated to Earth.

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* They may be Petrosapiens from ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}''. They're very long-lived, they can regenerate, and they supposedly find humans a delicacy. They're also made of an organic diamond-like substance that sparkles in the sunlight. The reason the ones in the book look so human compared to the more alien Ben10 Ben 10 appearance is because they used diamond-cutting tools to chisel themselves a human appearance so they would fit in better. Plastic surgery for living rocks. Obviously, after their planet was blown up, they all migrated to Earth.
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