History Tropers / Zersk

Zersk has been quite content lately. They admired a good trope page lately. They ate in a fine dining room lately. They hugged a kitten lately. They enjoyed slaughter lately.

They are a citizen of the Columbia of the British. They are a member of the Southern Region of the Mountainous Rockies.

They are fifteen years old, born on the 16th of Late-Winter in the year 996.

A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.

Hey there. My name is Zersk, as you can tell from the name of this page. I'm a Canadian-Born Canadian who likes stuff. I happen to like cute things, because they're adorable.

Oh, and I may at times speak in such a manner that would occasionally be considered obfuscating or verbose.
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!!Vandalism:
* -Hums the bicycle theme from Earthbound- -{{Red223}}
* OHMAHGAH! Another BobAndGeorge fan! I think I'm in love. - {{@/Solstace}}
** [[color:blue:This is indeed wonderful news!]]
* Heh, such a cute kitty...I wish I had a treat to give now. :P - @/{{Keybreak}}
** [[color:blue:I like treats. :3]]
* I am not apparently allergic to you, so I'll vandalize. FOR THE [[strike:EMPRUH]] VANDALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISM! - @/{{WUE}}
** [[color:blue:WE ARE THE EMPRUH'S VANDOOLS!]]
* WHY WERE YOU MESSING WITH THE FORMATTING {{OOZE}}
** [[color:blue:I WAS?!]]
* I'm molesting your page, Zersky. @/{{CyganAngel}}
** [[color:blue:Always the Shotacon, eh? :3]]
* I'm watching you. ?_? - {{LanceManley}}
** [[color:blue:No, Lance. I'M WATCHING YOU.]]
* @/{{inane 242}} considers you a friend. :3
** [[color:blue::3]]
* Hey, otouto-chan! It's me, Chagy~ I couldn't possibly leave you page alone, now could I? Anyway, hi~ - @/{{Chagen46}}
** [[color:blue:HI~ :3]]
* Zersky~! Onee~chan is here~! -pinches cheeks- :'3 ~Waltzy
* [[TheGlomp *GLOMP*]]! --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a vandal]]
** [[color:blue:-Glomp back-]]
* Ave. Quam es vos? -@/{{petcarcharodon}}
** [[color:blue:Que?]]
* Hey there, {{moe}} kid! :3 -{{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}}
** [[color:blue:Hai there, other {{moe}} kid! :3]]
* [[RedEyesTakeWarning Hey]] [[OhCrap there]] [[ManiacalLaugh drinking]] [[NoMoreForMe buddy]] - @/{{Counterclock}}
** [[color:blue:O-O -Starts backing away slowly-]]
* Would you like to be my friendly friend that I am friends with for the sake of being friends until the very end of friendly friendom of friendliness?...[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Friends?]] - {{@/Tidal_Wave_17}}
** [[color:blue:Why yes! How friendly!]]
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** [[color:blue:??]]
*** ''Track:'' Si Le Dou Yao Ai\\
''Artist:'' Shin
* Is your penis still randomly detaching itself from your body? - {{@/WUE}}
** [[color:blue:Not of recent. :P]]
* Nwehehehehehehehehe! - {{@/todbot1}}
* The faeries note that you are over the age they usually kidnap boys and leave disappointed. [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} Lucky you.]]
** [[color:blue:Darn I was sort of hoping... erm, I mean, cool, I guess? :3]]
* Hai Zersk!- @/MrW
** [[color:blue:Hai Mistah! :3]]
* Oh, look, a kitty-cat... - @/{{JHM}}
** [[color:blue:Yes, a kitty-cat. :3]]
*** And you dance, dance, dance, and you dance, dance, dance? --[[@/FuschlatzOReilly Fusch]]
* Why do you like blue text so much? -@/{{MegaMagikarp}}
** [[color:blue:Cause if I was green I would die? Which is wierd. I like green.]]
* I like you. I think that you are awesome. - {{Tropers/Legionnaire}}
** [[color:blue:I think that you're awesome too! :3]]
* Hello fellow BCer- Lolacat.
** [[color:blue:Hello! :3]]
* Y U SO 2 INCHES TALL AND ALSO CAT - @/{{SunshineWerewolf}}
** [[color:blue:Six inches tall! And just cuz. :3]]
* I do believe you need more vandalism. Here you go, eh? =P -@/{{MegaMagikarp}}
** [[color:blue:Why thnk you! :3]]
* You're cewl! - @/{{cutewithoutthe}}
** [[color:blue:You are too! :3]]
* :3 -@/{{thespacephantom}}
** [[color:blue::3]]
* [=*=]squeezes* - @/{{Ozbourne}}
** [[color:blue:-Huggles back-]]
* What, you didn't list DwarfFortress? -{{@/Aryn}}
** [[color:blue:I didn't? o-o]]
* {{Tropers/squiddleTron}} says hello and brings catnip with {{Tropers/squiddleTron}}!
* [=*=]Hugs* - @/ImipolexG
* *gives you some fantastically colored string to play with* -@/{{Haven}}
* I actually have never been here?! Well, I am now! [[color:gold:Also,]] [[color:tomato:SOME]] [[color:palevioletred:DECOR]][[color:plum:ATION!!!]] ~@/ShadowBender
* -Stab-
* Verbose and fond of the cavalry as Zersk might be, are they as fond of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwq1_9VH68 the navy?]] ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* I'm watching you. -@/MegaMagikarp
* Merry ''Dies Natalis Solis Invicti''! - @/{{Belfagor}}
* Zerske, you're hilarious. -@/{{Haldo}}
* My most worthy enemy, I must bow before you this once, O Pungeon Master. - @/{{Orange Spider}}
* Oh hai there. ~ {{@/Arcadiarika}}
* May Armok rain destruction upon your enemies - {{@/Matues}}
* Greetings! Have a cookie crumb! -@/LibrisDedita
* Hi, Zersk! Have a cake! ~@/{{DiurnalBrocolli}}
* Hai! :3 ~@/{{Fuzy2K}}
* And suddenly I am here. Pow. ~@/{{SlendidSuit}}
* Jimmy abandons Edit Page: interrupted by Elephant. -@/{{JimmyTMalice}}
* Hello person that lives really close to me :)~Phantom1
* Ah, another DwarfFortress fan! Glad to see ye like it! [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
* DAT CUTTLEFISH - Tropers/MrMallard
* Oh Zersky, I only wish to be as cool as you. :P -Tropers/TheMike
* I am here...
*** Now I'm there. -- @/{{Boxen}}

* Oh Zersky, I only wish to be as cool as you. :P -Tropers/TheMike

* DAT CUTTLEFISH - Tropers/MrMallard

* Ah, another DwarfFortress fan! Glad to see ye like it! [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]

* Hello person that lives really close to me :)~Phantom1

* Hello person that lives really close to me :)~Phantasm1

* Jimmy abandons Edit Page: interrupted by Elephant. -@/{{JimmyTMalice}}

* And suddenly I am here. Pow. ~@/{{SlendidSuit}}

* Hai! :3 ~@/{{Fuzy2K}}

* Hi, Zersk! Have a cake! ~@/{{DiurnalBrocolli}}

* Hi, Zersk! Have a cake! ~@{{DiurnalBrocolli}}

* Greetings! Have a cookie crumb! -@/LibrisDedita

* May Armok rain destruction upon your enemies - {{@/Matues}}

* Oh hai there. ~ {{@/Arcadiarika}}

* My most worthy enemy, I must bow before you this once, O Pungeon Master. - @/{{Orange Spider}}

!!Stuff I like:

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[[folder:Anime, Manga, and Light Novels]]
* {{Baccano}}: Pretty cool. (Need to finish.)
* FoolyCooly: Pure Awesome. :3 (Finished.)
* HaruhiSuzumiya: Both the light novels and the anime, though I prefer the light novels. (Currently finished.)
* {{Naruto}}: It was one of my first anime series. ._. (Not up-to-date.)
* NeonGenesisEvangelion: It's pretty good.
* [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN]]: RAW RAW FIGHT THE POWAH! (Finished.)
* ToAruKagakuNoRailgun: It's a fun little series, though I haven't seen the light novels. (Need to finish.)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
* [[DiaryOfAWimpyKid Diary of a Wimpy Kid]]: I like 'em.
* {{Discworld}}: Finished only ReaperMan, but it's a pretty good book, so I'll have to finish the rest of the series.
* HarryPotter: Addicus Tropicus!
* PercyJackson: Never takes itself too seriously.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Movies]]
* TheShawshankRedemption: Really great, and the characters are interesting.
* [[{{Film/Transformers}} Michael Bay's Transformers]]: What can I say, I like mindless explosions.
* [[{{Film/StarTrek}} J.J. Abram's Star Trek]]: I liked it.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* BobAndGeorge: Yay!
* GunnerkriggCourt: Also yay!
* [[KeychainOfCreation Keychain of Creation]]: Action scenes are great, dynamic, good characters, and nice story.
* OrderOfTheStick: Great yet Minimalistic art, great characters, funny--I like it, it's good.
* [[ScandinaviaAndTheWorld Scandinavia and the World]]: Nice to actually learn stuff about the world and get a few laughs, eh?
* TheMeek: Yay!
* {{XKCD}}: It can be funny sometimes.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* AssassinsCreed: Both of the games are great, and it's really nice that Ubisoft actually improved the game a lot when AssassinsCreedII came out.
* DwarfFortress: Yeah. :3
* {{Earthbound}}: One of my favourites.
* {{Halo}}: I like the series.
* [[IllusionofGaia Illusion of Gaia]]: Favourite.
* {{Kirby}}: <(^.^)>
* [[LegendOfZelda Legend of Zelda]]: Pretty fun series.
* {{Metroid}}: The entire series.
* {{Terranigma}}: Also favourite.
* SoulBlazer: Also also favourite.
[[/folder]]

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* Zerske, you're hilarious. -@/{{Haldo}}

* Merry ''Dies Natalis Solis Invicti''! - @/{{Belfagor}}

* I'm watching you. -@/MegaMagikarp

* Verbose and fond of the cavalry as Zersk might be, are they as fond of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwq1_9VH68 the navy?]] ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}

* -Stab-

* I'm watching you. ಠ_ಠ - {{LanceManley}}

* 把每天当成是末日来相爱\\
一分一秒都美到泪水掉下来\\
不理会别人是看好或看坏\\
只要你勇敢跟我来\\
爱不用刻意安排\\
凭感觉去亲吻相拥就会很愉快\\
享受现在别一开怀就怕受伤害\\
许多奇迹我们相信才会存在\\

死了都要爱\\
不淋漓尽致不痛快\\
感情多深只有这样\\
才足够表白\\
死了都要爱\\
不哭到微笑不痛快\\
宇宙毁灭心还在\\

穷途末路都要爱\\
不极度浪漫不痛快\\
发会雪白土会掩埋\\
思念不腐坏\\
到绝路都要爱\\
不天荒地老不痛快\\
不怕热爱变火海\\
爱到沸腾才精采\\
~♥
** [[color:blue:拥抱]]

* I actually have never been here?! Well, I am now! [[color:gold:Also,]] [[color:tomato:SOME]] [[color:palevioletred:DECOR]][[color:plum:ATION!!!]] ~@/ShadowBender

* *gives you some fantastically colored string to play with* -@/{{Haven}}

* [=*=]Hugs* - @/ImipolexG

* {{Tropers/squiddleTron}} says hello and brings catnip with {{Tropers/squiddleTron}}!