History Tropers / StrangeDwarf

* Not so pure now, ah? AH? - @/{{Jinjoman}}

** Sure. I'm pretty short anyway. (cry) ~[[Tropers/TheIndefiniteOne The Indefinite Dwarf]]

** Okay, but only if I can call you The Indefinite Dwarf.

* Hello, Strange One. May I call you that? ~[[Tropers/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]]

* That's a BIIIIII[[{{Tropers/Enzeru}} IIIIIIIIIII]]IIIIIIIG window.

* Hey, some guy broke your window. Thought you might want to know. -@/{{Phoenixor}}

* Hey, some guy broke your window. Thought you might want to know. -@{{Phoenixor}}

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* Yeah, it is. Mainly due to the top 20 favourite music on it, OFC. -@/{{TARDISES}}

Also, Strange Dwarf is female, FEMALE, I say.

* Hellah woz here! 2011 -@/{{HellmanSabian}}

* You've been dosed with laughing gas! What will you do? -@/{{Enkufka}}

* Oh, hello there, little hamster buddy! Have some sunflower seeds! -@/{{Sakan4k}}

* VANDALISED, YO! -Rizu

* VANDALISED, YO! [[rizu rizu]]

* I've come to [[{{Pyromaniac}} set the other vandalisms on fire]]. :P -[[@/{{Nekoalexa}} A pyro]]

** Girl, female, woman, wench, person who uses a she-pronoun, gal, dame, lady! And without the potholes! :-P

Also, Strange Dwarf is a girl, a GIRL, I say.

-switches to first person mode-

I'm 20, a scientist-in-training and an amateur photographer. When I was little and visiting people, I used to [[ShrinkingViolet hide somewhere in their house]] with a [[{{Bookworm}} book]] [[RefugeInAudacity of their own library]]. Later, I started interacting with people, thus convincing my family that I am in fact human.

[+Only the [[DeadpanSnarker witty]] and the brave at heart are allowed past this point.+] [-That's why there are, like, two people there...-]

Any [[strike: vandalizations]] sweet and gentle things about me may go down here, somewhere.

* Be mindful, calling yourself a {{GIRL}} would lift some eyebrows. :P - @/{{Keybreak}}

* Be mindful, careful yourself a {{GIRL}} would lift some eyebrows. :P - @/{{Keybreak}}

** Well, yeah, but they don't take part in the action. Oh, well, if you have to be nitpicky... -fixes page, sips coffee-

Also, Strange Dwarf is a girl, a GIRL, I say. (The reason I'm clarifying this is that there is not a single female dwarf in all Tolkien, which to me seems a bit unrealistic... ButIDigress.)

* There are female dwarfs in Tolkien! We just don't see them (I mean there's about 10 important dwarven characters in TheHobbit and [=LotR=] after all). Oh well, coffee? *raises flask*. - @/{{Bisected8}}

Any [[strike: vandalizations]] sweet and gentle things about me may go down here, somewhere.

Also, Strange Dwarf is a girl. (The reason I'm clarifying this is that there is not a single female dwarf in all Tolkien, which to me seems a bit unrealistic... ButIDigress.)