History Tropers / Steventheman

* Since you like the Sims so much, this isn't vandalism, it's [=VandalSIM=]!! - @/{{wuggles}}

* NAME: Steven, or Dom, really don't care either ways.
* NATIONALITY: British, my loyalty lies with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Not the EU or PM.

* "{{Skyrim FUS RO DAH}}"

NAME: Steven, or Dom, really don't care either ways.
NATIONALITY: British, my loyalty lies with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Not the EU or PM.
AGE: 15
GENDER: Male

I am Steventheman, My name isn't Steven (Or Is It?), I am a 15 year old Caucasian male, Welsh and severely cynical.

I am a fan of {{The Sims}}, {{SimCity}} and {{Grand Theft Auto}}, and I have not discovered half the delights that other Tropers seem to have enjoyed, like tabletop games, comic book collections, quite a lot of books, anime, or indeed, love (Kinda given up on that, just seems pointless and messy).

I am fond of writing sci-fi, fantasy and other weird shit that some people mistake for a bad acid trip and downright depressing stories on my bad days, I'm not that good though, and any PM's that offer help are greatly appreciated, including how to get them read, how to make realistic characters or how to make a good story Full Stop.

Thank you for your time, I'm Steventheman, keep looking to the stars and don't believe what They tell you!

!Tropes I like to think apply to me, please tell me if I sound like I'm egotistical

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[[caption-width-right:172:This is my dog, LOOK AT HER!]]



'''Velocitas Eradico (Speed Destroys)'''
— U.S Navy railgun research division

[[Catchphrase]]: Several.

* "[[Skyrim FUS RO DAH]]"

** [[AC:Why would you do that? I just had it cleaned!]]

!Works I like:

* -Leaves snack crumbs all over your page.- ~{{@/GameSpazzer}}

*** [[AC: That's nice.]]

** So uh ever been to the Cabin in the Woods, I did and I survived. Yeah I survived the one place in a horror film you can die easily in. WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome - @/JRPictures

* So uhh I had a long night on friday and I was dancing it was a formal, I had my camera and its just very tiring so I'm not gonna make a joke or wisecrack for this vandalism later. - @/JRPictures

* Neither is this, but hey, at least your page is expanding, if only a little. -@/VoidsEmpathy

* This is not a very creative vandalism. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}

* I'm Back and CRAZY and I have nothing funny or witty to say here so GRRRR ARGGHHH - @/JRPictures

* Relax. Just because vandalism came from the "Vandalize the above troper's page" thread doesn't mean it is in any way fake. Most of us take the time to find out a thing or two about a person before vandalizing them, so the message can be at least somewhat meaningful. Also most of them are funnier than this. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy

* Don't worry, vandalism doesn't ''always'' come from the topic. Sometimes, a creepy lunatic looking for victims will find your page and post on it. Just like me ! :D ~@/DhanaRagnarok

* I have a friend named Steve, but I doubt you're him. Or ar you?! No, you're not. You look nothing like him. - @/KarlKadaver

* I have a friend named Steve, but I doubt your him. Or ar you?! No, you're not. You look nothing like him. - @/KarlKadaver

* I love your hilarious InsaneTrollLogic right above the vandalism section. It made me laugh. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy

* I vandalised your page first HOORAY.. - @/JRPictures

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%% So you've discovered the Easter Egg of Pointlessness, I have put this here as to destroy all logic, by the way, your new mission is to refuse this mission. But that statement is a lie, and so is the cake, if the cake is a lie than bakers can't be trusted in a court of law, that means bakers are fair game for crime because they can't be trusted, they're doing it for insurance scams, Satan is a insurance scam, so all bakers are Satan.

I am a fan of {{The Sims}}, {{SimCity}} and {{Grand Theft Auto}}, and I have not discovered half the delights that other Tropers seem to have enjoyed, like tabletop games, comic book collections, quite a lot of books, anime, or indeed, love.

I am fond of writing sci-fi, fantasy and other weird shit that some people mistake for a bad acid trip, I speak fluent technobabble and memespeak, to the point of alienating people over it, and downright depressing stories on my bad days, I'm not that good though, and any PM's that offer help are greatly appreciated, including how to get them read, how to make realistic characters or how to make a good story Full Stop.

!Tropes involving myself.

{{Disproportionate Retribution}}

{{Jade Coloured Glasses}}: I work at this factory that makes 'em, it's called school.

{{Revenge by Proxy}}: Hey, it's a tactic...

{{More Dakka}}: What's that? Cut weapons spending? FUCK YOU.

{{Sniper Rifle}}: I used to own one of these before the scope broke and I removed it.

{{Trigger Happy}}: Oh come on, I'm not the only person.

{{Properly Paranoid}}: I refuse to sleep on my sofa without my rifle(s).

{{Video Game Cruelty Potential}}: Look at the three games series I play, bet you didn't make a nuclear war in Simcity 4.

{{Combat Pragmatist}}

{{Screaming Warrior}}: Apparently, once I go murderous, I did once yell: "IT'S USELESS, MORTAL!" while charging a guy. Yeah, once I'm enraged, you are fucked.

{{There is No Kill like Overkill}}: I may as well have a shrine to it.

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