History Tropers / Steventheman

Invade France. \\

Threesome with Japanese twins.

Oh, by the way, I like kicking planets in half. Why? Because if I could, good God damn I would.

I am one of those nocturnal fuckers, y'know...A bat.

Gazing into my handsome greenblue eyes results in your demise. Be wary.

Right, here's the protocol: \\
If I do not appear for more than a week without prior warning assume my computers have been knocked out. \\
If I do not appear anywhere for two weeks without prior warning assume I am dead or incapacitated.


!Personality test results that make ABSOLUTELY no sense.

Paranoid: Very High \\
Schizoid: Moderate \\
Schizotypal: High \\
Antisocial: High \\
Borderline: Moderate \\
Histrionic: Moderate \\
Narcissistic: Very High \\
Avoidant: Very High \\
Dependent: High \\
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

!Tropes I like to think apply to me.

{{Catchphrase}}: Several.
* "Ah fuck."
* "This'll work!" or "...Close enough."
* "...I ship it."

ScareChord: For me, WW2 Air Raid Sirens. They fucking terrify me.

BerserkButton: Idiocy, unfair censorship, ''MoralGuardians...''

SpotOfTea: Hell hath no fury like a Steven deprived of his tea in the morning.

CloudCuckooLander: You should see my stories.

AspergersSyndrome: Yes, professionally diagnosed by several therapists, but I'm one of the mildest cases in Wales.

ClusterFBomb: Holy fuck. I swear like a...swearing guy who's stubbed his toe on a giant toothpick. My conversations are half-logic half-swearing.

{{Nerd}}: Well, fucking duh.

WritersCannotDoMath: I require a calculator for basic maths problems. I am absolutely shit at mathematics.

ShipperOnDeck: Mostly to annoy my friends.

!What you lot think:

!Stuff I like:

TheSims

SimCity

{{Civilization}}

RollercoasterTycoon

{{House}}

MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic

TheBigBangTheory

TopGear

{{Fallout}}

LiarLiar

GrandTheftAuto

TheITCrowd

{{Homestuck}}

{{Iji}}

That's about it, I'm really quite boring.



By the way, your new mission is to refuse this mission. But that statement is a lie, and so is the cake, if the cake is a lie than bakers can't be trusted in a court of law, that means bakers are fair game for crime because they can't be trusted, they're doing it for insurance scams, Satan is a insurance scam, so all bakers are Satan.

!Comments of I'm being REALLY Optimistic.
* click [[http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/132/b/a/Smelly_Poop_by_gybbi94.jpg here]] for cool crap - @/thatonedude


* I vandalised your page first HOORAY.. - @/JRPictures
* I love your hilarious InsaneTrollLogic right above the vandalism section. It made me laugh. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
* I have a friend named Steve, but I doubt you're him. Or ar you?! No, you're not. You look nothing like him. - @/KarlKadaver
** [[AC: Things can get very odd around here]]
* Don't worry, vandalism doesn't ''always'' come from the topic. Sometimes, a creepy lunatic looking for victims will find your page and post on it. Just like me ! :D ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* Relax. Just because vandalism came from the "Vandalize the above troper's page" thread doesn't mean it is in any way fake. Most of us take the time to find out a thing or two about a person before vandalizing them, so the message can be at least somewhat meaningful. Also most of them are funnier than this. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
* I'm Back and CRAZY and I have nothing funny or witty to say here so GRRRR ARGGHHH - @/JRPictures
* This is not a very creative vandalism. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}}
* Neither is this, but hey, at least your page is expanding, if only a little. -@/VoidsEmpathy
* So uhh I had a long night on friday and I was dancing it was a formal, I had my camera and its just very tiring so I'm not gonna make a joke or wisecrack for this vandalism later. - @/JRPictures
** So uh ever been to the Cabin in the Woods, I did and I survived. Yeah I survived the one place in a horror film you can die easily in. WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome - @/JRPictures
*** [[AC: That's nice.]]
* -Leaves snack crumbs all over your page.- ~{{@/GameSpazzer}}
** [[AC:Why would you do that? I just had it cleaned!]]
* Since you like the Sims so much, this isn't vandalism, it's [=VandalSIM=]!! - @/{{wuggles}}
* You're the man... man! - @/AmusedTroperGuy
* [[EarWorm A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand "Hey got any grapes?"]] - @/JRPictures
* How do you expect to avoid my vandalisms if I am already here? - @/{{Landorkus}}
** [[AC: OH SHI-]]
* > Observe a particularly dull vandalism that was left on your page. I wonder [[@/ARabbitFilledNightmare who]] could have put it there?
* There was something I was going to tell you while I was posting in the "Vandalize The Above Poster" game there, but I forgot it. --@/SeanMurrayI.
* Your page has been altered to suit our needs. @/{{A Stray Bard}}
* Plurals are unnecessary. ~ @/{{Aralyn}}
* -Throws paint on the wall- ~ @/{{A Stray Bard}}
* [[{{Troll2}} OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDD]] @/JRPictures
* Wingman wingman wingma bazinga blopp. I'm tired. ~@/{{Aralyn}}
* I claim this page in the name of the Big Rock Candy Mountain ~ @/{{A Stray Bard}}
* Hello there my fellow Homestuck fan! I'm really, really fricking glad I met you and now have someone to talk about Homestuck. ~@/{{Eyefish}}
* I vandalized your page. ~@/{{flocculentCamelidae}}
* A new page! Just waiting to be vandalized! I henceforth claim this post in the name of the Pegasi! ~@/{{Demoralized Ant}}
* Ooh! Another fan of MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic! Glad to see you alive and well! Favorite pony? [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
** [[AC: Pinkie. Hands down.]]
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%% This is a really shitty secret. ~flocculentCamelidae.
* http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7888500/7/Reichenbach_Rising hey look a dr who, sherlock holmes story

* AGE: 15

* "This'll work!"

Yeah, that's my symbol below.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Snapshot_20120427_5509.JPG

* "Fuckin' -Noun-"
* "X, MAKE IT HAP(P)EN."

TheSimpsons

Steam: HandOfTheRisingThumb, add me if you feel like.

* "Ain't I a fuckin' saint?"

* NAME: Steven, or Dom, or Dominic, really don't care any way.