History Tropers / MidnightVelvet

[[ForTheLulz Lulzy lulzy lulzy]]. [[NoodleIncident Remember that one time you didn't think I was]] [[MyGodYouAreSerious serious?]] The offer still stands. ;3 - @/CommandoDude

Dangerously [[strike:erotic]] Awesome. -- @/EthZee [[supersecretspoiler:AND EROTIC]]

Dangerously [[strike:erotic]] Awesome. -- @/EthZee [[spoiler:AND EROTIC]]

Dangerously [[strike:erotic]] Awesome. -- @/EthZee [[white:AND EROTIC]]

Dangerously [[strike:erotic]] Awesome. -- @/EthZee

I think you're the best person EVER! [[hottip:*:This may or may not have been said to various other people. :3]] - {{Tropers/Bellacide}}

* DepravedBisexual - [[Tropers/{{melloncollie}} IIRC.]]

* [[color:purple:Yes. Yes it is. And now you are mine! Mwahahaaaaaa~!]]

* [[color:purple:Gah! What is this?! What with the Japanese and the Korean and the homies and... and... AAAAAHHHHHHHHH -explodes-]]

生活のためのhomies！ （日本人の多くが中国語で読むことができるよう、私はかな？ 또는 그 문제에 대한 한국어? Hehehe.） -- @/{{QQQQQ}}

I haven't vandalized you yet. This is a mistake. Now your page is graced by my presence. -- @/{{Ponicalica}}

* [[color:purple:-sniff- Why... Why did you have to remind me? :,(]]

Say, did you ever find your Coke? -- @/CentralAvenue

You can't handle the vandalism! - @/{{sgrunt}}

Keep it classy. - @/{{Kino}}

Listen all y'all, it's sabotage! Didja miss me? --@/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}

''[[supersecretspoiler:You’ve left me speechless, so speechless...]]''

* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/Enzai Enzai (Laconic)]]

** No, trust me, you ''really'' don't want to know. Plus, I'm not even entirely sure it'd be entirely legal for me to describe it...

** I ''was'', before the rude interruption, but who has time for such trivial things? Dost thou fancy a cup of tea?

** Coffee? Who needs coffee when you have tea! -sips tea-

** :(

** Hahahaha, no! They're ''all'' unstable, silly! :p

** 谢谢! (Thanks!)

* W00T! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEAH!

* Thanks! :D

** That's wonderful! And you've finally found my page, good for you! Here, have a cookie! [[supersecretspoiler:Shh, don't tell anyone, but it's poisoned! :3]]

** Okay then, I won't get in your way! Cookie? [[ParanoiaFuel I baked them myself. :3]]

* 你好!! Nice of you to drop by! :D

* Complicated indeed. Also, loads of fun! Glad you got a kick out of it! Thanks for stopping by! :D

* -{{Squee}}- Thanks! :D

* :D

* 你好，小猫！如何在这个晴朗的早晨吗？ :D

* ImAHumnitarian - from your lovely threat in the Wikimagic topic. - Senator Awesomepants

NOTE: Find all the hidden messages on my page and win a prize! Limited time only! :D [[supersecretspoiler:And no cheating! D:<]]

Climate: Mediterranean [+++[[supersecretspoiler:REPRESENTIN', BIATCH]]+++]

[[center: 您好,欢迎! 你找到了我的网页! 恭喜! 玩得开心!]]


He-he-he-hell''oooo[+o+][++o++][+++ooooooooo+++]'', ([[AC:insert name here]]), [-and-] '''welcome''' [---to---] [[strike:[[supersecretspoiler:hell]]]]\\
'''[+++Midnight+++]'''\\
'''[+++Velvet's+++]'''\\
'''''[+++page!+++]'''''
------->[--What, are you ''lost''? Why are you here? Certainly it can't be because you wish to inquire about me further...--]

-->'''Y-You do?''' Please, you must be honest. I implore you, don't lie to me. ''I don't appreciate it when people lie to me.''

[+Well, you asked for it! Here goes!+]


[[center:现在,您将被重定向到一些跛脚首诗我写. 我希望你的眼睛没有烧出你的脑袋!]]


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[[center:have you ever been out [---w---][--a--][-a-]a[+a+][++a++][+++y+++] too late, when it's actually]]\\
[[center:[[superscript:early morning,]]]]\\
[[center:and [[AC:felt the soft touch of the night washing over you]]?]]\\
[[center:Have you ever felt so sad you laughed, finding pleasure at your own misfortune?]]\\
[[center:Have you ever seen that which ''calms'' those afraid of the dark,]]\\
[[center:right before their very- '''last-''' '''''breath?''''']]

[--[[center:...Come with me...]]--]
[--[[center:...Ɔoɯǝ ʍıʇɥ ɯǝ˙˙˙]]--]


[[center:ɹıƃɥʇ qǝɟoɹǝ ʇɥǝıɹ ʌǝɹʎ- '''lɐsʇ-''' '''''qɹǝɐʇɥ¿''''']]\\
[[center:Hɐʌǝ ʎon ǝʌǝɹ sǝǝu ʇɥɐʇ ʍɥıɔɥ ''ɔɐlɯs'' ʇɥosǝ ɐɟɹɐıp oɟ ʇɥǝ pɐɹʞ']]\\
[[center:Hɐʌǝ ʎon ǝʌǝɹ ɟǝlʇ so sɐp ʎon lɐnƃɥǝp' ɟıupıuƃ dlǝɐsnɹǝ ɐʇ ʎonɹ oʍu ɯısɟoɹʇnuǝ¿]]\\
[[center:ɐup [[AC:ɟǝlʇ ʇɥǝ soɟʇ ʇonɔɥ oɟ ʇɥǝ uıƃɥʇ ʍɐsɥıuƃ oʌǝɹ ʎon]]?]]\\
[[center:[[superscript:ǝɐɹlʎ ɯoɹuıuƃ,]]]]\\
[[center:ɥɐʌǝ ʎon ǝʌǝɹ qǝǝu onʇ [---ʍ---][--ɐ--][-ɐ-]ɐ[+ɐ+][++ɐ++][+++ʎ+++] ʇoo lɐʇǝ' ʍɥǝu ıʇ,s ɐɔʇnɐllʎ]]

[[supersecretspoiler:Hellos! How are you? ^_^]]

!!'''Tropes that apply to me kinda (Now painstakingly alphabetized for your convenience)'''

* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Let's just say, some of my friends / acquaintances have [[ShrinkingViolet radically]] [[PluckyComicRelief different]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes views]] [[AxCrazy on]] [[CovertPervert the]] [[{{Tsundere}} type]] [[GeniusDitz of]] [[FragileFlower person]] [[DevilInPlainSight I]] [[FrozenFace am]]...
* AmbiguouslyBrown
* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: Despite being an only child, I'm kind of like one of these around my friends... Ignoring the fact that I'm older than slightly more than half of them.
* ApologeticAttacker: Alright, so maybe I have no problems with punching you really hard in the the face when I'm angry, but I'll feel like the world's biggest jerk for it later...
* ApologisesALot
* BerserkButton: [[AvertedTrope Averted]], as I was genetically modified not to feel any emotions other than happiness and depression! Hooray!
* CloudCuckoolander
* CrossesTheLineTwice
* DeathGlare: It hasn't killed anyone ''yet'', but it has caused a few people to quickly back away in fear.
* EthicalSlut: As long as it's consensual and doesn't involve animals, children, or deception, it's alright by me!
* ForHappiness
* FriendToAllLivingThings: Well, as far as animals go, at least. People, not so much...
* FunnyCharacterBoringActor: Don't let the online persona fool you, I have about as much personality as a comb. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Except that I'm not quite as good at managing other people's hair, and I don't come in a variety of exciting shapes and colors, and I'm not as widely used or well known...]] Crap, even combs are more interesting than me. :(
* [[GratuitousForeignLanguage Gratuitous Chinese]]
* HoYay: Because it's so delicious. Also, there's some sort of unwritten cosmic rule dictating that anybody I have some sort of rivalry with in real life must be hot. >_<
* ICantDance / YouSaidYouCouldntDance: I ''say'' I can't dance, but I've been told I can. [[NoodleIncident I just hope an entire class full of people wouldn't lie to me...]]
* IncompatibleOrientation: Most of the people I end up liking IRL
* InsistentTerminology: It's not Japanese. I don't know Japanese. It's ''Chinese''.
* ItsForABook: ALL THE TIME
* {{Kuudere}}: Half of the time
** StepfordSmiler: The other half. Hey, if you can't have true happiness, why not just pretend? It's fun [[strike:before the sad reality comes back and smacks you with the force of a Lockheed SR-71 speeding straight out of hell]]!
* LonelyRichKid: Well, I'm pretty sure I don't count as rich, at least not in the tradition sense, but this still applies. :(
** SpoiledBrat / SpoiledSweet: I'll let ''you'' decide.
* LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Let's just say, if I'm in a relationship with anyone at anytime, expect me to have dumped / been dumped by the other person in around a week. Hoping to change that...
* MinionWithAnFInEvil: I like being bad, but it's so ''hard''!
* MoodWhiplash: Story of my life.
* NightmareFetishist: Just ask about some of my turns on. Go on, I dare you.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Trust me, I'm ''much'' smarter than I look... [[TakeThatMe Though that isn't saying much...]]
* OlderThanTheyLook / YoungerThanTheyLook: Somehow, everyone mistakes me for either 14 or 22. [[BeyondTheImpossible I don't even know how that's possible.]]
* PersonalityBloodTypes: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]]. Me, sensible, reserved and responsible? Nah...
* RefugeInAudacity
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: All the time! It's especially fun when you happen to be the ''only'' person in your circle of friends who usually has copious amounts of money to burn!
* SplitPersonality: If you spot all three, you get a cookie!
* [[StrangeGirl Strange Person]] / PerkyGoth
* TheNicknamer: Chances are, if you're on this site, I have a nickname for you. >:3
* TheStoic / PerpetualFrowner: Not because I'm unhappy or anything (although that's arguable), but mainly because, for whatever reason, my mouth doesn't automatically form a smile when I'm happy (seriously, it's SO much harder for me than it should be...) so I look as if I'm always indifferent / fatigued / inhumanly angry.
* TooKinkyToTorture: In a different sort of way. Meaning, I'm unsquickable. Seriously, try creeping me out. It's impossible!
* TotallyRadical: Thankfully, I only talk like this ''some'' of the time. Besides, don't blame me, blame California!
* ViewerGenderConfusion
* {{Wangst}}: Seriously, I don't have much to complain about, and yet I can't stop whining about... well everything. But then I notice this, get pissed at myself for it and start whining about me whining. [[SelfDemonstratingArticle I just can't help it! It's so unfair! Why must I whine about the most trivial things?! WHY?! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR! I HATE MY LIFE!]] '''''[[SelfDemonstratingArticle I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!]]'''''
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: You know it's bad when people hear you talk and can't decide if you're Indian, Australian, African, Southern or British.
* [[YaoiFangirl Yaoi Fangirl/boy]] / YuriFan

[[supersecretspoiler:What, you thought it was that easy? Aha, hahahaha, MWAHAHAHAAAAAAA! IT'S NEVER EASY! NOTHING IS EASY! SUBMIT TO YOUR DOOOOOOM! MWAHAHAHAHA!]]

And now, for no good reason, SINGING!\\
Courtesy of {{@/Noaqiyeum}} (Thank you! :D)

''I'm sorry that you've come to find out who I am''\\
''You're apt to be offended that I'm crazy as a yam (ya rly)''\\
''I'm on the forum, since it's where the people are;''\\
''You'll realize how to read this when you see [[LadyGaga my avatar]]''

''Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh''\\
''Don't let me start to try to make art''\\
''Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh''\\
''Don't want to see what comes from my heart -''

''Can't read my, can't read my,''\\
''No you can't read my troper page''\\
''(though you've given your attention)''\\
''Can't read my, can't read my,''\\
''No you can't read my troper page''\\
''(I can't give you comprehension)''

''Tro-tro-tro-troper page, tro-tro-troper page''\\
''(Ga ga ga ga)''\\
''Tro-tro-tro-troper page, tro-tro-troper page''\\
''(Ga ga ga ga)''

''I don't expect you want to pay me any mind''\\
''The fact that you're still here just shows you're really very kind (so thank you!)''\\
''I'm known to ramble, so a word unto the wise -''\\
''If you can spot all three of me, then you could win a prize! [[supersecretspoiler:(not rly)]]''

''Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh''\\
''Don't let me start to try to make art''\\
''Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh''\\
''Don't want to see what comes from my heart -''

''Can't read my, can't read my,''\\
''No you can't read my troper page''\\
''(though you've given your attention)''\\
''Can't read my, can't read my,''\\
''No you can't read my troper page''\\
''(I can't give you comprehension)''

''Tro-tro-tro-troper page, tro-tro-troper page''\\
''(Ga ga ga ga)''\\
''Tro-tro-tro-troper page, tro-tro-troper page''\\
''(Ga ga ga ga)''

''There are things for which I'm manic''\\
''Please don't panic''\\
''They're terrific, just horrific''\\
''Stop pretending I'm not creepy when I'm getting sleepy''\\
''Don't say you can't read Japanese''\\
''It's Mandarin, so if you please''\\
''Just write to me, write to me''\\
''If you can stand the sight of me''

''Can't read my, can't read my,''\\
''No you can't read my troper page''\\
''(though you've given your attention)''\\
''Can't read my, can't read my,''\\
''No you can't read my troper page''\\
''(I can't give you comprehension)''\\
''Can't read my, can't read my,''\\
''No you can't read my troper page''\\
''(though you've given your attention)''\\
''Can't read my, can't read my,''\\
''No you can't read my troper page''\\
''(I can't give you comprehension)''

''Tro-tro-tro-troper page, tro-tro-troper page''\\
''(Ga ga ga ga)''\\
''Tro-tro-tro-troper page, tro-tro-troper page''\\
''(Ga ga ga ga)''\\
''Tro-tro-tro-troper page, tro-tro-troper page''\\
''(Ga ga ga ga)''

[[supersecretspoiler:''Tro-tro-tro-troper page, tro-tro-troper page (Ga ga ga ga) tro-tro-tro-trop...'' What? Why are you looking at me like that? Go away! Shoo! D:<]]

* Your reflecty-word-art-thing is magnificent! :D - @/{{Noaqiyeum}} ([[hottip:PS:I was never here, okay? Don't tell me about it.]])

* Hi! :3 - Tropers/{{Zersk}}