History Tropers / Bunnie

I've also got a mustache, a monocle, a top hat and an ebil black cape. I also apparently own an international eeeebil company.[[hottip:*:FOUR "e"s! Ha!]] I'm Director and Founder of Ebil Carrot Co. Directions for applications can be found in the appropriate folder below. Feel free to apply! Ebil Carrot Co. needs '''YOU!'''

*** Vanilla milkshake. [[hottip:Hmm.:WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A GOOD ONE NOWADAYS]]

** Henchman: @/YinHachiko [[hottip:DISCLAIMER:Hurt her pride and bones, I'd kill you.]]

* Are you a PlotBunny? @/MorningStar1337

** Ebil Pharmacist @/{{Dopants}}

* So... Want some drugs? @/{{Dopants}}

** So... Want some drugs? @/{{Dopants}}

** Ebil Pharmacist @/Dopants

** So... Want some drugs? @/Dopants

I'm a troper with a weird and offbeat sense of humor. You could say that it's a good thing I'm a bunny: if I was a cat, my cause of death would be curiosity by now. I always make it a point to learn something new during the summer months, whether it be codebreaking techniques, Morse Code, or maybe a bit of Latin. (I can't help it, I must ''simply know more''!) No guarantee I'll actually be competent at those things in any way, though.

I'm the type of person who will see something that could be dangerous, and proceed to poke it with a stick. Curiosity, can't help it~ [[hottip:*:Seriously. There was a time where there was a large pile of leaves stuck together with something resembling a spider web. Everyone else with me backed away, but I decided to literally poke it with a stick, along with only one other friend. After nothing happened, I proceeded to chuck a rock at it and run away really fast.]]

I've also got a mustache, a monocle, a top hat and an ebil black cape. I also apparently own an international eeeebil company.[[hottip:*:FOUR zeroes! Ha!]] I'm Director and Founder of Ebil Carrot Co.. Directions for applications can be found in the appropriate folder below. Feel free to apply! Ebil Carrot Co. needs '''YOU!'''

... Oh, yeah, and by the way, [[spoiler: I'm a girl. :3]]

[[folder:Random Quotes]]

"He took a step, and then felt tired \\
He said 'I'll rest, a little while' \\
But when he tried to walk again, \\
He wasn't a child" \\
-- "Blue Lips" by Regina Spektor


"Turn and look at the road you've followed, \\
Lift up your head and look, you're creating the future! \\
When you've become tired from trying so hard, \\
Look to the sky when you're about to cry. \\
The wind will brush your cheeks; I'm sure it'll say, \\
'It's ok to fall. You are you, and that makes you wonderful.' \\
Those that haven't been hurt cannot see the blue sky; \\
On a journey where you hesitate to walk on, your life will shine." \\
--"Soko Ni Sora Ga Aru Kara" (translated) from {{Pokemon}} [---(Look up this one, it sounds really lovely.) ---]


"People with differing viewpoints, right or wrong, are what help us expand our general worldview and understand not only ourselves, but others. By ignoring sources of differing opinions, you close a lot of doors to new realizations. Contradictions and disagreements are what eventually lead us to form our own unique ideas and personalities."\\
-- [[spoiler:... My diary, actually. (It gets philosophical. Fast.)]]


"High up in the North in the land called Svithjod, there stands a rock. It is a hundred miles high and a hundred miles wide. Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak. When the rock has thus been worn away, then a single day of eternity will have gone by." \\
-- Hendrik Willem Van Loon


"Love will torture you if you let it." \\
-- @/DrunkScriblerian, on the Anxiety thread


"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." \\
-- C.S. Lewis


"I am going to fight you, with knives! Knives of love and understanding!" \\
-- @/{{Khantalas}}, on the Shipping thread


"Oh, what good is it to live \\
With nothing left to give? \\
Forget but not forgive \\
Not loving all you see?" \\
-- "Swallowed In The Sea" by Coldplay


"If you had done it in all caps it would have earned you an internet.

As a result you have to make do with half an internet. [[TheInternetIsForPorn Be careful which parts you use in public]]." \\
-- (...forgot...)


"Seriously though, the ghosts are done for. Finished. Gone. Marching up that Stairway to Heaven, whistling the Real Folk Blues, only a day before retirement, picture of the wife and baby waiting at home, winding up for a hell of a kick towards a cylindrical metal container, the lever got stuck and the bread caught fire ''toast''." \\
-- @/{{odafangirl}}, on the Homestuck thread


"I think... I think the classic phrase "It gets better." is a damn lie. The truth is, it gets harder.

What changes is '''you'''. You get stronger, or at least you should be getting stronger. If you ever feel useless, remember that at least you're still alive, and that you can do something to salvage your possibly broken life. You can make a new name for yourself, and for your family. Break the cycle like I did. Don't be absorbed by self pity and guilt. Because you're strong, or at least, you will be." \\
-- @/{{cutewithoutthe}}, on the Anxiety thread


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Great job! So you've posted an application in the "Le Vandalisms" folder below. What now?

Great job! So you've '''posted an application in the "Le Vandalisms" folder below.''' What now?

** [---BAHIHUHIHIHIHINOSINIHIQUBYBWBIYEBUYBUSI - Eternal noob---]

** Ebil Accountant: @/MobileLeprechaun

-- @/DrunkScriblerian (on the Anxiety thread)

"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. '''When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.'''" \\

-- @/{{Khantalas}} (on the shipping thread)

-- @/{{odafangirl}}, Homestuck thread

''He took a step, and then felt tired \\
He said "I'll rest, a little while" \\

He wasn't a child'' \\

''Turn and look at the road you've followed, \\

"It's ok to fall. You are you, and that makes you wonderful." \\

On a journey where you hesitate to walk on, your life will shine.'' \\

''People with differing viewpoints, right or wrong, are what help us expand our general worldview and understand not only ourselves, but others. By ignoring sources of differing opinions, you close a lot of doors to new realizations. Contradictions and disagreements are what eventually lead us to form our own unique ideas and personalities.''\\

''High up in the North in the land called Svithjod, there stands a rock. It is a hundred miles high and a hundred miles wide. Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak. When the rock has thus been worn away, then a single day of eternity will have gone by.'' \\

''Love will torture you if you let it. '' \\

''Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly.'' '''''When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.'''''

''I am going to fight you, with knives! Knives of love and understanding!''

''Oh, what good is it to live \\

Not loving all you see?'' \\