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-->-- '''Heddic's Volunruud Notes''', found next to his corpse, ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''
-->-- '''Heddic's Volunruud Notes''', found next to his corpse, ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''
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->'''Black Mesa PA System:''' Please, stay away from electrified rails, and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives.\\
'''Gordon:''' Ha! Wow... Man, how dumb would you have to ''be''? I mean, they're not gonna say something like that unless somebody's already tried to ''do'' it, right? [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy I guess if I was]] ''[[AlcoholInducedIdiocy drunk]]'' [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy enough]], I might climb out the window here and pull some hang time on the electrified tram rail.
-->--''Machinima/FreemansMind'', Episode 1
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-->-- [[HaveANiceDeath Death message]], ''VideoGame/SpaceQuest V''
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''VideoGame/SpaceQuestVTheNextMutation''
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->'''Lisa:''' You know what? I don’t care anymore. If you’re that hungry for death then why should I stop you? You’re such a ''terrific dumbass!''
->'''Lisa:''' You know what? I don’t care anymore. If you’re that hungry for death then why should I stop you? You’re such a ''terrific dumbass!''
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->'''Lisa:''' Do those veins of energy showing like you’re a cracked vase look healthy to you?! You’re gonna die if you Keep this up! [...] Stop being stubborn and listen to me if you wanna live! \\
->'''Lance:''' NEVER! MY FAITH WILL PROTECT ME! \\
->'''Lisa:''' You know what? I don’t care anymore. If you’re that hungry for death then why should I stop you? You’re such a ''terrific dumbass!''
-->--''Creator Goddess Lisa Strife'', [[https://www.wattpad.com/692821624-creator-goddess-lisa-strife-book-00-welcome-to/page/3 chapter 6]]
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->''WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS? DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?''
-->-- '''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', immediately after which [[spoiler:he is murdered by a psychotic Pyle]], ''Film/FullMetalJacket''
-->-- '''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', immediately after which [[spoiler:he is murdered by a psychotic Pyle]], ''Film/FullMetalJacket''
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->''"Good Lord! I wonder if it was the wine? (takes a sip) Nope, seems perfectly alright to me. And now, at last, I shall be King of [[KilledMidSentence E-]]"''
-->-- '''Edmund Blackadder''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''
-->-- '''Edmund Blackadder''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''
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Candles $3,600 \\
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[[SkewedPriorities Candles $3,600 $3,600]] \\
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-->-- ''Series/TheChrisRockShow'', "How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police"
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->''"I'm just a dope who died in a safe with a snorkel... [{{Beat}}] Who's only now realizing why that didn't work!"''
-->-- '''Jason''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace''
-->-- '''Jason''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace''
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->'''Pearl''': Whenever we play here, I always get cooked right away by some random chump.\\
'''Marina''': [[CallBack That's because your strategy is to rush to the mic and look fresh...]]
-->''VideoGame/{{Splatoon 2}}'', another Starfish Mainstage discussion
'''Marina''': [[CallBack That's because your strategy is to rush to the mic and look fresh...]]
-->''VideoGame/{{Splatoon 2}}'', another Starfish Mainstage discussion
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->This is the Russian bathtub heroin that eats your flesh. And it's a telling sign of our collective lunacy that officials can predict that a FLESH-EATING DRUG will spread across America even though we all know it eats flesh, and then that prediction comes to pass. Personally, I am terrified of all [[BodyHorror flesh-eating substances]]: acids, bacteria, lions, etc. I instinctively stay away from them. But that warning apparently wasn't enough to keep away our most desperate, meth-addled citizens. "Well, if it eats my flesh but people still do it, it must be '''''AMAZING.'''''" ''Side note: [[YouDoNotWantToKnow Do NOT look up images of people who have had their flesh eaten by Krokodil.]] [[{{Squick}} You will be unhappy.]]''
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->This is [[https://www.drugs.com/illicit/krokodil.html the Russian bathtub heroin that eats your flesh. flesh.]] And it's a telling sign of our collective lunacy that officials can predict that a FLESH-EATING DRUG will spread across America even though we all know it eats flesh, and then that prediction comes to pass. Personally, I am terrified of all [[BodyHorror flesh-eating substances]]: acids, bacteria, lions, etc. I instinctively stay away from them. But that warning apparently wasn't enough to keep away our most desperate, meth-addled citizens. "Well, if it eats my flesh but people still do it, it must be '''''AMAZING.'''''" ''Side note: [[YouDoNotWantToKnow Do NOT look up images of people who have had their flesh eaten by Krokodil.]] [[{{Squick}} You will be unhappy.]]''
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->This is the Russian bathtub heroin that eats your flesh. And it's a telling sign of our collective lunacy that officials can predict that a FLESH-EATING DRUG will spread across America even though we all know it eats flesh, and then that prediction comes to pass. Personally, I am terrified of all flesh-eating substances: acids, bacteria, lions, etc. I instinctively stay away from them. But that warning apparently wasn't enough to keep away our most desperate, meth-addled citizens. "Well, if it eats my flesh but people still do it, it must be '''''AMAZING.'''''" ''Side note: [[YouDoNotWantToKnow Do NOT look up images of people who have had their flesh eaten by Krokodil.]] [[{{Squick}} You will be unhappy.]]''
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->This is the Russian bathtub heroin that eats your flesh. And it's a telling sign of our collective lunacy that officials can predict that a FLESH-EATING DRUG will spread across America even though we all know it eats flesh, and then that prediction comes to pass. Personally, I am terrified of all [[BodyHorror flesh-eating substances: substances]]: acids, bacteria, lions, etc. I instinctively stay away from them. But that warning apparently wasn't enough to keep away our most desperate, meth-addled citizens. "Well, if it eats my flesh but people still do it, it must be '''''AMAZING.'''''" ''Side note: [[YouDoNotWantToKnow Do NOT look up images of people who have had their flesh eaten by Krokodil.]] [[{{Squick}} You will be unhappy.]]''
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'''Barney:''' Why, that can mean anything from bleach to drain cleaner! Now--\\
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'''Barney:''' Why, that can mean anything from bleach to drain cleaner! Now--\\Now—\\
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-->--'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' aftering hearing Dr Isaac's motivation in ''Film/ResidentEvilTheFinalChapter''
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->So, they decide to play Blind Man's Bluff, where they turn out all the lights, drink a lot of beer, and roam around the house; a.k.a the easiest setup for a slasher film ever. The only way they could make this easier for the killer is if they killed'' themselves.''
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->So, they decide to play Blind Man's Bluff, where they turn out all the lights, drink a lot of beer, and roam around the house; a.k.a the easiest setup for a slasher film ever. The only way they could make this easier for the killer is if they killed'' themselves.killed ''themselves.''
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->Now, this [protagonist] has to be so hot and ''so dumb''. Like, they can't be normal dumb, they have to be ''ridiculously'' dumb. And they can't notice any clues. If they see something, they just have to ignore it like it wasn't there.
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->Now, this [protagonist] has to be [[BrainlessBeauty so hot and ''so dumb''.and]] ''[[BrainlessBeauty so dumb]]''. Like, they can't be normal dumb, they have to be ''ridiculously'' dumb. And they can't notice any clues. If they see something, they just have to ignore it like it wasn't there.
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->''(upon arriving at the sign made of animal legs)'' You know [[Memes/WesternAnimation that GIF]] of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Grandpa Simpson where he walks into the burlesque shop, sees Bart and then immediately turns around and walks out]]? That's what any sane person would be doing right about now.
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->''(upon arriving at the sign made of animal legs)'' You know [[Memes/WesternAnimation that GIF]] of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Grandpa Simpson where he walks into the burlesque shop, sees Bart Bart, and then immediately turns around and walks out]]? That's what any sane person would be doing right about now.
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->I had this lady interviewer following me around. More of that [[GoingForTheBigScoop in-depth crap.]] She was convinced that life with Altman was a never-ending round of [[HookersAndBlow orgies and excess.]] She was even snooping around in my hotel bathroom, for Christ's sake, and she found this jar of funny white powder in the medicine cabinet. Aha! she thinks. Cocaine! So she snorts some. Unfortunately, what she didn't know was that I'm allergic to commercial toothpaste because the dentine in it makes me break out in a rash. So my wife [[MistakenForJunkie mixes up baking soda and salt]] for me, and -- poor girl.
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->I had this lady interviewer following me around. More of that [[GoingForTheBigScoop in-depth crap.]] She was convinced that life with Altman was a never-ending round of [[HookersAndBlow orgies and excess.]] She was even snooping around in my hotel bathroom, for Christ's sake, and she found this jar of funny white powder in the medicine cabinet. Aha! she thinks. Cocaine! So she snorts some. Unfortunately, what she didn't know was that I'm allergic to commercial toothpaste because the dentine in it makes me break out in a rash. So my wife [[MistakenForJunkie mixes up baking soda and salt]] for me, and -- — poor girl.
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->'''Fone Bone:''' Those Rat Creatures would have to be pretty stupid to follow me onto this frail little branch [over a waterfall]\\
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->''I clean my knives in a crossbow. Some people say it's foolish... I put them in the hoover and set it on blow and just shoot water at them around the kitchen, as I sit with a plug -- bare-wired... at my feet... '''PEEING ON IT!''' All to get a better clean.''
-->-- '''Phil Jupitus''' on ''Series/{{QI}}'' after hearing about the fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlery basket because they put all the knives in pointing up -- all to get a better clean.
-->-- '''Phil Jupitus''' on ''Series/{{QI}}'' after hearing about the fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlery basket because they put all the knives in pointing up -- all to get a better clean.
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-->-- '''Phil Jupitus''' on ''Series/{{QI}}'' after hearing about the fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlery basket because they put all the knives in pointing up-- — all to get a better clean.
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'''Doggett''': I mean, we did some stupid stuff, but we didn't know it was stupid at the time. This isn't just stupid, this is '''glorification''' of stupid. These kids take enormous pride in being sub-mental.
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'''Doggett''': I mean, we did some stupid stuff, but we didn't know it was stupid at the time. This isn't just stupid, this is '''glorification''' of stupid. [[YouthIsWastedOnTheDumb These kids take enormous pride in being sub-mental.]]
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He brings Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan before Boss Nass, but he gets arrested and they say it's time to get executed. If it wasn't for Qui-Gon saying, 'This animal has a life debt with me, I should take him with me.' -- you know, if Qui-Gon just ''didn't'' do that -- they've would've executed Jar-Jar. So, really, Jar-Jar would probably be more motivated to '''not''' take them there... 'I can take you to the Naboo City, just follow me! Let's, uh, let's go ''this'' way; The way that's the ''farthest possible'' away from the Gungan City. Let's go that way.'\\\
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-->-- '''Iori Yagami'''' victory quote, ''[[VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters The King Of Fighters '96]]''
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-->-- '''Franklin Clinton''' after witnessing [[spoiler: Dom [[spoiler:Dom skydive from a dam with no parachute]] in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
->'''Pearl''': My strategy for this stage is: [[LeeroyJenkins rush to the stage and lookfreshhhhhh...\\freshhhhh...]]\\
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-->--''[[WebVideo/GameCareNetwork Everything Wrong With]] VideoGame/ResidentEvilVIIBiohazard''
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->This is the Russian bathtub heroin that eats your flesh. And it's a telling sign of our collective lunacy that officials can predict that a FLESH-EATING DRUG will spread across America even though we all know it eats flesh, and then that prediction comes to pass. Personally, I am terrified of all flesh-eating substances: acids, bacteria, lions, etc. I instinctively stay away from them. But that warning apparently wasn't enough to keep away our most desperate, meth-addled citizens. "Well, if it eats my flesh but people still do it, it must be '''''AMAZING.'''''" ''Side note: Do NOT look up images of people who have had their flesh eaten by Krokodil. [[{{Squick}} You will be unhappy.]]''
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->This is the Russian bathtub heroin that eats your flesh. And it's a telling sign of our collective lunacy that officials can predict that a FLESH-EATING DRUG will spread across America even though we all know it eats flesh, and then that prediction comes to pass. Personally, I am terrified of all flesh-eating substances: acids, bacteria, lions, etc. I instinctively stay away from them. But that warning apparently wasn't enough to keep away our most desperate, meth-addled citizens. "Well, if it eats my flesh but people still do it, it must be '''''AMAZING.'''''" ''Side note: [[YouDoNotWantToKnow Do NOT look up images of people who have had their flesh eaten by Krokodil. Krokodil.]] [[{{Squick}} You will be unhappy.]]''
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'''Marina''': [[LampshadeHanging I need to find new teammates...]]
-->--''VideoGame/{{Splatoon 2}}'', Starfish Mainstage discussion
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->''"That's right, I'm the best shot in the platoon. I could shoot the pipe from an officer's mouth at 300 meters. Don't believe me?"''
-->-- '''[[TabletopGame/OnlyWar Guardsman Varrant]]''', six minutes before his execution
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->''"That's right, I'm the best shot in the platoon. I could shoot the pipe from an officer's mouth at 300 meters. Don't believe me?"''
-->-- '''[[TabletopGame/OnlyWar Guardsman Varrant]]''', six minutes before his execution
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-->-- '''[[MadScientist Mutran]], just before getting fried''', ''Toys/{{BIONICLE}}''
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-->--'''Goose''', ''Film/TopGun''
->''"You just went and made a new dinosaur? [[LampshadeHanging Probably not a good idea]]."''
-->'''Owen''', ''Film/JurassicWorld''
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->Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Ankh]]-[[WretchedHive Morpork]], but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of [[WretchedHive the Shades]] was suicide. Asking for a short beer in a [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarf]] bar was suicide. Saying '[[SiliconBasedLife Got rocks in your head]]?' to a [[AllTrollsAreDifferent troll]] was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.
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->Pages one and two had been salvaged by a Damogran Frond Crested Eagle and had already become incorporated into an extraordinary new form of nest which the eagle had invented. It was constructed largely of papier-mache and it was virtually impossible for a newly hatched baby eagle to break out of it. The Damogran Frond Crested Eagle had heard of the notion of survival of the species but wanted no truck with it.
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->I clean my knives in a crossbow. Some people say it's foolish... I put them in the hoover and set it on blow and just shoot water at them around the kitchen, as I sit with a plug -- bare-wired... at my feet... '''PEEING ON IT!''' All to get a better clean.
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-->--'''Sgt. Penhale''', ''Series/DocMartin''
->I am too stupid to LIVE!
-->--'''Sgt. Penhale''', ''Series/DocMartin''
->I am too stupid to LIVE!
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-->--'''Sgt.
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->The fire was stupid. Putting Vila on guard duty was suicidal. What's the matter? Staying alive become too complicated for you?
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->'''Lelouch''': I need your help, can you come here?
->'''Suzaku''': Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.
->'''Lelouch''': Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
->'''Suzaku''': I can't find them.
->'''Lelouch''': What do you mean, you can't find them?
->'''Suzaku''': I can't find them, there's only soup.
->'''Lelouch''': What do you mean there's ONLY soup?
->'''Suzaku''': It means there's ONLY SOUP!
->'''Lelouch''': WELL THEN, GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!!!
->'''Suzaku''': ALRIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! * Suzaku walks into the next aisle * There's more soup.
->'''Lelouch''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP?!?!
->'''Suzaku''': IT'S JUST MORE SOUP!!
->'''Lelouch''': GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!!
->'''Suzaku''': * Suzaku goes into the next aisle * THERE'S STILL SOUP!
->'''Lelouch''': WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!?!?
->'''Suzaku''': I'M AT SOUP!
->'''Lelouch''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!?!?!
->'''Suzaku''': I MEAN, I'M AT SOUP!!!
->'''Lelouch''': WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!?!?
->'''Suzaku''': I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!
->'''Lelouch''': '''WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?'''
->'''Suzaku''': FUCK YOU!!!!!
->'''Suzaku''': Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.
->'''Lelouch''': Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
->'''Suzaku''': I can't find them.
->'''Lelouch''': What do you mean, you can't find them?
->'''Suzaku''': I can't find them, there's only soup.
->'''Lelouch''': What do you mean there's ONLY soup?
->'''Suzaku''': It means there's ONLY SOUP!
->'''Lelouch''': WELL THEN, GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!!!
->'''Suzaku''': ALRIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! * Suzaku walks into the next aisle * There's more soup.
->'''Lelouch''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP?!?!
->'''Suzaku''': IT'S JUST MORE SOUP!!
->'''Lelouch''': GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!!
->'''Suzaku''': * Suzaku goes into the next aisle * THERE'S STILL SOUP!
->'''Lelouch''': WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!?!?
->'''Suzaku''': I'M AT SOUP!
->'''Lelouch''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!?!?!
->'''Suzaku''': I MEAN, I'M AT SOUP!!!
->'''Lelouch''': WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!?!?
->'''Suzaku''': I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!
->'''Lelouch''': '''WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?'''
->'''Suzaku''': FUCK YOU!!!!!
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'''Suzaku:''' Well, I can't. I'm buying
->'''Lelouch''':
'''Lelouch:''' Alright, well hurry up and come over
->'''Suzaku''':
'''Suzaku:''' I can't find
->'''Lelouch''':
'''Lelouch:''' What do you mean, you can't find
->'''Suzaku''':
'''Suzaku:''' I can't find them, there's only
->'''Lelouch''':
'''Lelouch:''' What do you mean there's
->'''Suzaku''':
'''Suzaku:''' It means there's ONLY
->'''Lelouch''':
'''Lelouch:''' WELL THEN, GET OUT OF THE SOUP
->'''Suzaku''':
'''Suzaku:''' ALRIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!
->'''Lelouch''':
'''Lelouch:''' WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S
->'''Suzaku''':
'''Suzaku:''' IT'S JUST MORE
->'''Lelouch''':
'''Lelouch:''' GO INTO THE NEXT
->'''Suzaku''': * Suzaku
'''Suzaku:''' ''(Suzaku goes into the next
->'''Lelouch''':
'''Lelouch:''' WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT
->'''Suzaku''':
'''Suzaku:''' I'M AT
->'''Lelouch''':
'''Lelouch:''' WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT
->'''Suzaku''':
'''Suzaku:''' I MEAN, I'M AT
->'''Lelouch''':
'''Lelouch:''' WHAT STORE ARE YOU
->'''Suzaku''':
'''Suzaku:''' I'M AT THE
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-->--'''Creator/HLMencken''', 1949
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-> A ''ZombieApocalypse''?! You think ''that'''s the way to leave the world's infrastructure and resources intact?! [[BigBad Isaac]]! You should [[BackFromTheDead have stayed dead]]! You were [[LampshadeHanging too dumb to live]]!
-->--''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' aftering hearing Dr Isaac's motivation in ''Film/ResidentEvilTheFinalChapter''
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-->-- '''Avon''', ''Series/BlakesSeven''
-->-- '''Avon''', ''Series/BlakesSeven''
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-> Food $200 \\
Data $150 \\
Rent $800 \\
Candles $3,600 \\
Utility $150 \\
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Data $150 \\
Rent $800 \\
Candles $3,600 \\
Utility $150 \\
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
--> --'''[[https://twitter.com/dril/status/384408932061417472 @dril]]'''
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->[[AC: Remember how I said he was specifically built to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain ''any'' of the crucial functions that keep this facility from exploding!]]
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', about [[spoiler: Wheatley]], ''Videogame/Portal2''
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', about [[spoiler: Wheatley]], ''Videogame/Portal2''