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-> Here's the thing, bro walked into his own death. You wanna know ''why'' he walked into his own death? Simple! You should know, to ''not fuck with old niggas in ANIME!'' Like, my boy, you are from ''our world'', [[GenreBlindness how do you not know this?]] You should know that the old heads are always ''[[OldMaster CRACKED!]]'' And then you see him standing like this, looking like "[[DissonantSerenity oho, why hello there sonny, wonderful weather we're having today, isn't it?]]" Nigga, ''you gon' DIE!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/CJDaChamp''' on [[Literature/ThatTimeIGotReincarnatedAsASlime Kyoya challenging Hakuro]], [[https://youtu.be/heP_2lh3cBA?si=NNwlDB00PAtGr0yP The Most Disrespectful Moments in Anime episode 7]]
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-->--'''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''', on the assassination of Reinhard Heydrich

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-->--'''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''', on the assassination of Reinhard Heydrich
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-> I'm feeling brave. And by "brave" I mean [[KilledMidSentence "stup-]]
-->-- '''[[Creator/MikeBurnfireAndZachHazard Zach Hazard]]''', playing ''VideoGame/BuckshotRoulette'', right before [[https://youtu.be/lUsJJRuqZhA?si=3B48o9MnN4WWFjT9&t=53 he shoots himself in the face]] with what turns out to be a live shell.

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->After using MMS, some users may see appearances of "worm-like" objects in their feces and may believe these are actual parasites (sometimes described using the pseudoscientific term "rope worms"). These "worms" are, of course, misidentified as causing the autism symptoms or other ills that they want to treat, and the users may see the "worms" as a sign that the MMS is working. In reality, the "worms" actually are shedded gut lining that has been destroyed by the chlorine dioxide bleach, and they are a sign that you really should stop drinking toxic shit that is ripping your intestines apart.
-->-- ''Rational Wiki'' on people who take [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement Miracle Mineral Supplement]] (a.k.a. bleach)




->After using MMS, some users may see appearances of "worm-like" objects in their feces and may believe these are actual parasites (sometimes described using the pseudoscientific term "rope worms"). These "worms" are, of course, misidentified as causing the autism symptoms or other ills that they want to treat, and the users may see the "worms" as a sign that the MMS is working. In reality, the "worms" actually are shedded gut lining that has been destroyed by the chlorine dioxide bleach, and they are a sign that you really should stop drinking toxic shit that is ripping your intestines apart.
-->-- ''Rational Wiki'' on people who take [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement Miracle Mineral Supplement]] (a.k.a. bleach)
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'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''': ''"She's right, Steve! If you're thrown free of the car, do you think you're going to land on a pillow somewhere? Wrong! You'll be hitting solid ground-- and hitting it very hard!"''

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'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''': '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' ''"She's right, Steve! If you're thrown free of the car, do you think you're going to land on a pillow somewhere? Wrong! You'll be hitting solid ground-- and hitting it [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou very hard!"''hard]]!"''



->''People that stupid deserve to be [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted]]in their beds!''

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->''People that stupid deserve to be [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted]]in kersplatted]] in their beds!''



->I tried, you know. Lord ''knows'' I tried. But there's just no helping you people! It's like you crave death. But not just any death, nooooooo! You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible. And you just keep one-upping each other! Do you know how many of you have died screaming LeeroyJenkins? More than zero! Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds to exterminate the species!

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->I tried, you know. Lord ''knows'' I tried. But there's just no helping you people! It's like you crave death. But not just any death, nooooooo! You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible. And you just keep one-upping each other! Do you know how many of you have died screaming LeeroyJenkins? More ''More than zero! zero!'' Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds to exterminate the species!



->'''Jameis Winston:''' I'm not supposed to talk to strangers, or the media, or my teammates...

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->'''Jameis Winston:''' I'm not supposed to talk to strangers, or the media, or my teammates...teammates…



->'''Nash:''' How do you ''' ''live?!'' ''' How have you ''survived?'' [[{{Angrish}} It's - it's-]]

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->'''Nash:''' How do you ''' ''live?!'' ''' '''''live?!''''' How have you ''survived?'' [[{{Angrish}} It's - it's-]]



->'''Nash:''' How do you get out of your house and go outside and come back everyday and not ''' ''die?'' '''

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->'''Nash:''' How do you get out of your house and go outside and come back everyday and not ''' ''die?'' ''''''''die?'''''



->'''Nash:''' Or because you tried to [[OutsideRide ride]] ''[[OutsideRide on]]'' [[OutsideRide the train]]? Or because you saw, like, traffic and thought "I can beat that car"? How do you - ''how do you get this far in life?!''

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->'''Nash:''' Or because you tried to [[OutsideRide ride]] ''[[OutsideRide on]]'' [[OutsideRide the train]]? Or because you saw, like, traffic and thought "I "[[RacingTheTrain I can beat that car"? car]]"? How do you - ''how do you get this far in life?!''



->'''Meatwad:''' ([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext holding a scorpion]]): I'll eat it... if you eat it.\\

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->'''Meatwad:''' ([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext holding a scorpion]]): scorpion]]) I'll eat it... if you eat it.\\



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-->-- '''[[UndeadAbomination Aeron]]''', after one of the [[RedShirt Royal Guards]] insults both Princess [[PhysicalGod Luna]] and [[PersonOfMassDestruction himself]], ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/309393/11/evergreen-heart/chapter-11-phd-in-clueless Evergreen Heart]]''

->''The Qartheeni managed a sad smile. "The life of Glarus Glyn Glesai is full of woe and betrayal, oh worthy khal. For example, one might think people hiring a man because of his ability to bloodily murder men in public so that an example can be made would naturally realize that the fee, no matter how high, is still lower than what they will receive by not paying it. And yet on four separate occasions in my life one would be wrong."''

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-->-- '''[[UndeadAbomination Aeron]]''', after one of the [[RedShirt Royal Guards]] insults both Princess [[PhysicalGod Princess Luna]] and [[PersonOfMassDestruction himself]], ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/309393/11/evergreen-heart/chapter-11-phd-in-clueless Evergreen Heart]]''

->''The Qartheeni managed a sad smile. "The life of Glarus Glyn Glesai is full of woe and betrayal, oh worthy khal. For example, one might think people hiring a man because of his ability to bloodily murder men in public so that an example can be made would naturally realize that the fee, no matter how high, is still lower than what they will receive by not paying it. And yet on four separate occasions in my life [[BullyingADragon one would be wrong.wrong]]."''



->''You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your earth, [[InYourNatureToDestroyYourselves and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction]]. You cannot be trusted with your own survival.''

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->''You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, [[GaiasLament you toxify your earth, earth]], [[InYourNatureToDestroyYourselves and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction]]. You cannot be trusted with your own survival.''



'''Marty:''' ''Really?''

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'''Marty:''' ''Really?''''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Really?]]''



'''Dr. House:''' No, I meant a sample of your— ''[looks up to see a jar of strawberry jelly]'' ...Okay. We have a neurological problem here.\\

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'''Dr. House:''' No, I meant a sample of your— ''[looks up to see a jar of strawberry jelly]'' ...Okay. [[ExpospeakGag We have a neurological problem here.\\]]\\



->Jar-Jar's like, 'Oh, come back to the city that has, like, [[WantedPoster a police warrant out for me for execution.]]' Uhh, Jar-Jar's not the smartest creature in the galaxy, is he?\\\

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->Jar-Jar's ->[[TheScrappy Jar-Jar's]] like, 'Oh, come back to the city that has, like, [[WantedPoster a police warrant out for me for execution.]]' execution]].' Uhh, Jar-Jar's not the smartest creature in the galaxy, is he?\\\



->'''Robin Hood:''' (Hiding below monks) [[WithCatlikeTread Excuse me, could you lend me a hand? You see, I'm nearly safe,]] [[LampshadeHanging but I thought I'd do something truly foolish instead and get myself killed]].\\

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->'''Robin Hood:''' (Hiding below monks) [[WithCatlikeTread Excuse me, could you lend me a hand? You see, I'm nearly safe,]] [[LampshadeHanging but I thought I'd do something truly foolish instead and get myself killed]].\\killed.]]\\



-> ''"I've been under orders from the Guild to train up some youngsters. I thought it was high time they take on a Yian [[WarmupBoss Kut-Ku,]] so I put out the request and what do I find? They went for a [[FeatheredFiend Yian]] ''[[FeatheredFiend Garuga]]'' instead. They're idiots, but I can't leave 'em be. Help out, eh?"''

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-> ''"I've been under orders from the Guild to train up some youngsters. I thought it was high time they take on a Yian [[WarmupBoss Kut-Ku,]] Kut-Ku]], so I put out the request and what do I find? They went for a [[FeatheredFiend Yian]] ''[[FeatheredFiend Garuga]]'' instead. They're idiots, but I can't leave 'em be. Help out, eh?"''



-->-- '''Unnamed Zailor''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon'', when every last thing that could go wrong during an oceanic voyage goes wrong

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-->-- '''Unnamed Zailor''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon'', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon'', when every last thing that could go wrong during an oceanic voyage goes wrong



'''Player Character:''' [[IdiotHero [Dumb]]] [[SuicidalOverconfidence Stand back, ADA. I know numbers real good.]]\\

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'''Player Character:''' [[IdiotHero [Dumb]]] [Dumb[=]=]]] [[SuicidalOverconfidence Stand back, ADA. I know numbers real good.]]\\



-->-- ''VideoGame/TheOuterWorlds'', [[NonstandardGameOver if a low-intelligence player insists on doing a manual skip jump]]

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-->-- ''VideoGame/TheOuterWorlds'', [[NonstandardGameOver [[NonStandardGameOver if a low-intelligence player insists on doing a manual skip jump]]


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->After using MMS, some users may see appearances of "worm-like" objects in their feces and may believe these are actual parasites (sometimes described using the pseudoscientific term "rope worms"). These "worms" are, of course, misidentified as causing the autism symptoms or other ills that they want to treat, and the users may see the "worms" as a sign that the MMS is working. In reality, the "worms" actually are shedded gut lining that has been destroyed by the chlorine dioxide bleach, and they are a sign that you really should stop drinking toxic shit that is ripping your intestines apart.
-->-- ''Rational Wiki'' on people who take [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement Miracle Mineral Supplement]] (a.k.a. bleach)
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->''People that stupid deserve to be [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted]]in their beds!''
-->--'''Lister''', ''Series/RedDwarf'', [[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVTheInquisitor "The Inquisitor"]]
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'''Ellen:''' ''"But that's not true! It--\\

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'''Ellen:''' ''"But that's not true! It--\\It''--\\
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->'''Patient:''' A couple weeks ago. I didn’t want to get pregnant. Jake’s not into rubbers so I got on the jelly. You think I’m allergic or something?\\
'''Dr. House:''' You have an infection. Gonna need a sample. ''[starts to take a swab from her vagina]''\\
'''Patient:''' I brought the jar. ''[reaching into her bag to take it out]''\\
'''Dr. House:''' No, I meant a sample of your— ''[looks up to see a jar of strawberry jelly]'' ...Okay. We have a neurological problem here.\\
'''Patient:''' There's something wrong with my brain...?\\
'''Dr. House:''' [{{Beat}}] [[{{Understatement}} Oh, yeah]].
-->-- ''{{Series/House}}'', "Deception"
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->''"A nice, tall glass of mercury! This'll cure my hiccups in no time!"''
-->-- [[https://youtube.com/shorts/kPBYCL_MXB4?feature=shared "Life in the 1800's"]] by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@kylegordonisgreat8611 Kyle Gordon]]'''
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->''thanks for preventing me from dying via my own carelessness''
-->-- '''[[Anime/HirogaruSkyPrettyCure Sora]]''' to Mashiro, ''Fanfic/PreCureInANutshell''

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-> ''Anyone can be a fool and do things which are wrong. But fools find out, when it's too late, that they don't live so long.''
-->-- '''Jiminy Cricket''' singing the theme song of the ''I'm No Fool'' segments in ''Series/TheMickeyMouseClub''.

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-> ''Anyone ->''Anyone can be a fool and fool\\
And
do things which are wrong. wrong\\
But fools find out, when it's too late, that late,\\
That
they don't live so long.''
long''
-->-- '''Jiminy Cricket''' singing the theme song of the ''I'm No Fool'' segments in Cricket''', ''Series/TheMickeyMouseClub''.
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-->-- '''Jiminy Cricket''' singing the theme song of Disney's ''I'm No Fool'' educational serials in ''Series/TheMickeyMouseClub''.

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-->-- '''Jiminy Cricket''' singing the theme song of Disney's the ''I'm No Fool'' educational serials segments in ''Series/TheMickeyMouseClub''.
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-->-- '''Jiminy Cricket''' singing the theme song of Disney's ''I'm No Fool'' educational serials.

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-->-- '''Jiminy Cricket''' singing the theme song of Disney's ''I'm No Fool'' educational serials.
serials in ''Series/TheMickeyMouseClub''.
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->'''Roger:''' My God, Stan, you're a genius. This will be your scariest haunted house ever.

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->'''Roger:''' My God, Stan, you're a genius. genius! This will be your scariest haunted house ever.ever!
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->'''Stan Smith:''' Yeah, I'm keeping it real, just like you said. What's scarier than real live murderers?
->'''Roger:''' My God, Stan, you're a genius. This will be your scariest haunted house ever.
->(''Later'')
->'''Roger:''' Stan, you don't have to worry. I fixed everything.(''Power goes off'')
->'''Klaus:''' (''Lights a candle'') What's going on?
->'''Roger:''' I let the prisoners out.
->'''Stan Smith:''' [[OhCrap You what?!]]
->'''Roger:''' Yeah, Francine was right. A shark's not very intimidating behind glass, but if you're in the ocean with it...
->'''Klaus:''' But Roger, they're going to kill us all!
->'''Francine Smith:''' And chop off my head!
->'''Roger:''' Scary, right? [[DidntThinkThisThrough Ugh, I never think things through.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "Recap/AmericanDadS7E3BestLittleHorrorHouseInLangleyFalls"

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-> '''Charlie''': Del, wanna know what stupid is? Stupid is taking what doesn't belong to you. Isn't that right, Wesley? That's right. Stupid is trying to sell it to people who are, by their very nature, untrustworthy. That is so right. Stupid is calling people in Kansas City who are affiliated to the rightful owners of the thing you stole and trying to sell it to them. Now, that's really stupid.

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-> '''Charlie''': Del, ->"Del, wanna know what stupid is? Stupid is taking what doesn't belong to you. Isn't that right, Wesley? That's right. Stupid is trying to sell it to people who are, by their very nature, untrustworthy. That is so right. Stupid is calling people in Kansas City who are affiliated to the rightful owners of the thing you stole and trying to sell it to them. Now, that's really stupid."


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->'''Valeria:''' Two fools who laugh at death. Do you know what horrors lie beyond that wall?
->'''Conan:''' No.
->'''Valeria:''' Then you go first.
-->-- ''Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982''
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->''Anyone can be a fool and do things which are wrong, but fools find out when it's too late that they don't live so long.''
-->-- '''Jiminy Cricket''', ''WesternAnimation/ImNoFool''
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->''You got lucky and killed a stupid one!''

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->''You ->''"You got lucky and killed a stupid one!''one!"''
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-->-- '''Noah "[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One"]] Antwiler,''' ''Let's Play VideoGame/{{Phantasmagoria 2}}''

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-->-- '''Noah "[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One"]] Antwiler,''' ''Let's Play VideoGame/{{Phantasmagoria 2}}''
[[VideoGame/PhantasmagoriaAPuzzleOfFlesh Phantasmagoria 2]]''
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-->-- '''Alice Cullen''' to '''Bella Swan''', ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]]''

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-->-- '''Alice Cullen''' to '''Bella Swan''', ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]]''
''Literature/NewMoon''
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->'''Ellen:''' ''"Well, why don't you get off to a safe start by buckling your seat belt!"''\\
'''Steve:''' ''"[...] But I don't need any advice! Don't you know that it's safer to be thrown clear of the car in case of an accident?"''\\
'''Ellen:''' ''"But that's not true! It--\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''': ''"She's right, Steve! If you're thrown free of the car, do you think you're going to land on a pillow somewhere? Wrong! You'll be hitting solid ground-- and hitting it very hard!"''
-->-- "Advertising/AmericanHondaPresentsDCComicsSupergirl"
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-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiledelphia'', ''[[NoirEpisode The Janitor Always Mops Twice]]''

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-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiledelphia'', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', ''[[NoirEpisode The Janitor Always Mops Twice]]''
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->'''Charlie:''' You used me! You used me like you used Frank. And I knew it was only a matter of time before you tried to poison me too. So that's why that shot I took wasn't vodka. It was bleach!\\
'''Dee:''' What?\\
'''Charlie:''' The universal poison antidote.\\
'''Dee:''' No it's not.\\
'''Charlie:''' It's not?\\
'''Dee:''' If anything, you've ingested ''more'' poison.\\
'''Charlie:''' No, you put bleach on poison, it cancels it out. Pretty sure.\\
'''Dee:''' No, it makes the poison more poisony.\\
'''Charlie:''' No the two things cancel-No you're right, here comes the cherries.\\
''[[[VomitIndiscretionShot Charlie vomits cherry juice all over Dee's dress]]]''
-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiledelphia'', ''[[NoirEpisode The Janitor Always Mops Twice]]''
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->''(finds a syringe from the trash)'' Oh my God! Someone just left this laying here? Well, it ''is'' cold and flu season. ''(injects himself with the syringe)''
-->-- '''Steve Williams''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}''

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->''(finds a syringe from the trash)'' Oh ->Oh my God! Someone just left this laying here? Well, it ''is'' cold and flu season. ''(injects himself with the syringe)''
season.
-->-- '''Steve Williams''', Williams''' finding a syringe from the trash before injecting himself with it, ''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}''

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-> ''Anyone can be a fool and do things which are wrong. But fools find out, when it's too late, that they don't live so long.''
-->-- '''Jiminy Cricket''' singing the theme song of Disney's ''I'm No Fool'' educational serials.

-> '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck:''' He does ''so'' have to shoot me now! I ''demand'' that you shoot me now!
->''later on...''
-> '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny:''' [[BrickJoke Wouldja like ta shoot 'im here, or wait 'til ya get home?]]
->'''Daffy:''' Oh no ya don't! Not this time! ''(to Elmer)'' Wait 'til ya get ''home.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RabbitSeasoning''

->'''Meatwad:''' ([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext holding a scorpion]]): I'll eat it… if you eat it.\\

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-> ''Anyone can be a fool and do things which are wrong. But fools find out, when it's too late, that they don't live so long.''
I wish to blow up! I mean, like, get big. ''([[JackassGenie explodes]])''
-->-- '''Jiminy Cricket''' singing the theme song of Disney's ''I'm No Fool'' educational serials.

-> '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck:''' He does ''so'' have to shoot me now! I ''demand''
'''Hot Dog Knight''', WesternAnimation/AdventureTime

->'''Sprig:''' ''(looking in a [[WoodChipperOfDoom wood chipper]])'' Ooh,
that you shoot me now!
->''later on...''
-> '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny:''' [[BrickJoke Wouldja like ta shoot 'im here, or wait 'til ya get home?]]
->'''Daffy:''' Oh no ya don't! Not this time! ''(to Elmer)'' Wait 'til ya get ''home.''
looks fun.\\
'''Anne:''' '''[[OhCrap SPRIG, NO!]]''' ''(immediately yanks him away)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RabbitSeasoning''

''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'', "Hop Til You Drop"

->'''Meatwad:''' ([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext holding a scorpion]]): I'll eat it… it... if you eat it.\\



->'''Pizza Twin #1:''' Dude, I like... cannot drive and beat your high score at the same time.
->'''Pizza Twin #2:''' Sure you can, dude! Just let go of that round-thingy.
->'''Pizza Twin #1:''' Oh yeah! ''Completely.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard'', "Cowman & Ratboy"

->''(finds a syringe from the trash)'' Oh my God! Someone just left this laying here? Well, it ''is'' cold and flu season. ''(injects himself with the syringe)''
-->-- '''Steve Williams''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}''



-> ''Anyone can be a fool and do things which are wrong. But fools find out, when it's too late, that they don't live so long.''
-->-- '''Jiminy Cricket''' singing the theme song of Disney's ''I'm No Fool'' educational serials.

-> '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck:''' He does ''so'' have to shoot me now! I ''demand'' that you shoot me now!
->''later on...''
-> '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny:''' [[BrickJoke Wouldja like ta shoot 'im here, or wait 'til ya get home?]]
->'''Daffy:''' Oh no ya don't! Not this time! ''(to Elmer)'' Wait 'til ya get ''home.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RabbitSeasoning''



-> I wish to blow up! I mean, like, get big. ''([[JackassGenie explodes]])''
-->-- '''Hot Dog Knight''', WesternAnimation/AdventureTime

->'''Pizza Twin #1:''' Dude, I like… cannot drive and beat your high score at the same time.
->'''Pizza Twin #2:''' Sure you can, dude! Just let go of that round-thingy.
->'''Pizza Twin #1:''' Oh yeah! ''...completely.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard'', "Cowman & Ratboy"

->'''Sprig:''' ''(looking in a [[WoodChipperOfDoom wood chipper]])'' Ooh, that looks fun.\\
'''Anne:''' '''[[OhCrap SPRIG, NO!]]''' ''(immediately yanks him away)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'', "Hop Til You Drop"

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