History Quotes / ToodumbToLive

-->-- '''Lindesfarne''' (a hedgehog) and '''[[RalphWiggum Ray]]''' (a firefly) in ''KevinAndKell''

-->-- '''RobertEHoward''', "The Phoenix On The Sword," as Thoth-Amon realizes that Dion has his lost RingOfPower and doesn't even know it.

--> -- '''Rebecca Howe''', ''{{Cheers}}''

--> -- '''Mikey Simon''', ''KappaMikey''

-->--''FamilyGuy''

--> -- [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/The_NeverEnding_Story_III__Escape_from_Fantasia_1994.aspx?Page=2 Agony Booth]] recap of ''The NeverEndingStory III: Escape From Fantasia''

--> -- [[LetsPlay Let's Play]] ''SonicTheHedgehog 2006'' by pokecapn, Medibot, Kung-Fu Jesus, [=IlluminatusVespucci=] and Kaz

--> -- ''[[TheDailyShow America: The Book]]''

--> -- ''[[SupremeCommander Supreme Commander]]''

--> -- ''[[TheKingOfFighters The King Of Fighters '96]]''

--> -- '''Meredith''' (to Flint), ''{{Series/Heroes}}''

--> -- '''CtrlAltDel'''

--> -- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Major Calloway]] (to Holly Martins)''', ''[[TheThirdMan The Third Man]]''

-> -- '''Phil Jupitus''' on '''[[QuiteInteresting QI]]''' after hearing about the fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlery basket because they put all the knives in pointing up -- all to get a better clean.

-->-- Lindesfarne (a hedgehog) and [[RalphWiggum Ray]] (a firefly) in KevinAndKell

-> '''Klingon Transporter Operator''': I do not deserve to live

-->-- StarTrek III TheSearchForSpock

-->--''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Last Clear Chance]]'', right before the characters get hit by a train.

-->--'''Rincewind on Twoflower''', ''Discworld/TheColourOfMagic''

--> --''TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

-->-- Webcomic/EightBitTheater

-->--''OcarinaOfTime: TheAbridgedSeries'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywoScf2vYU0 Episode 12]]

-->-- '''Barney''', on why he revealed the players top secret mission to the enemy in ''HeartOfEvil''.

-->-- '''Kyle Brofloski,''' SouthPark

-->-- '''Abed,''' {{Community}}
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-->-- EightBitTheatre

->''Thoth sprang up, blood mounting darkly to his face, while his eyes flamed with the stunned fury of a man who suddenly realizes the full depths of a fool's swinish stupidity.''
-->-- '''RobertEHoward''', "The Phoenix On The Sword," as Thoth-Amon realizes that Dion has his RingOfPower and doesn't even know it.

'''Fighter''': I tied it to the lava! Y'know, so we could find it when we're done here.\\

'''Fighter''': I tied it to the lava! Y'know so we could find it when we're done here.\\
'''Black Mage''': Here's a ''new'' plan to distract me from contemplating murder...
-->-- EightBitTheatre - a common example of Fighter's ditzy idiocy. This may or may not be routinely followed by Black Mage stabbing him in the head. If Black Mage ''hasn't'' stabbed Fighter in the head it's a good bet that he's nuked the entire party with a Hadoken.

-->-- EightBitTheatre - a common example of Fighter's ditzy idiocy. This may or may not be routinely followed by Black Mage stabbing him in the head. If Black Mage ''hasn't'' stabbed Fighter in the head it's a good bet that he's nuked the entire party with a Hadoken.

--> ''TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

->''Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the
sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and
shouting 'All gods are bastards'.''

-> "..And as little as one month. Assuming the moron intends to give a two hour speech in a gale with no coat or hat. For more information, consult ''William Henry Harrison, Idiot of Tippecanoe''."

-->--[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Last Clear Chance]], right before the characters get hit by a train.

-> '''I mean like, dangerously, not-able-to-function-on-his-own level of stupid, like, if you were to give this guy a cup of applesauce and a spoon, would probably drown-level stupid.'''

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->''"I clean my knives in a crossbow. Some people say it's foolish... I put them in the hoover and set it on blow and just shoot water at them around the kitchen, as I sit with a plug – bare-wired... at my feet... '''PEEING ON IT!''' All to get a better clean."''
-> -- '''Phil Jupitus''' on '''[[QuiteInteresting QI]]''' after hearing about the fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlery basket because they put all the knives in pointing up – all to get a better clean.

'''Lindesfarne''': (whispers to Tammy)[[LampshadeHanging Not too big on self-preservation, is he]]?\\

->''"Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on [[BigBad Saren's]] payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe." ''

'''Lindesfarne''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall Not too big on self-preservation, is he]]?\\