History Quotes / NWordPrivileges

-->-- '''TimMinchin''', "Prejudice" (talking about the word [[spoiler:ginger]])

'''Hamilton:''' No, sir!\\

->''"When SpikeLee and other well-known cultural commentators began to pile on QuentinTarantino for his liberal use of the N-word in his blaxploitation western masterpiece ''Django Unchained', I wrote a story for this very outlet insisting that Tarantino had tapped a proud history in creating modern Hollywood’s first black superhero... Clearly Ms. Lampanelli was paying attention. [[MisaimedFandom And for that, I must apologize.]]"''

->'''Jake Hamilton''' (critic): There's been a lot o controversy surrounding the usage of, uh, uh, the n-word in this movie, and--\\

->'''Granddad:''' Y'all need to start appreciating your granddaddy. I went and spent your inheritance on this beautiful house in this neighborhood and all I ask you to do is act like you got some class!\\
'''Riley:''' (to Huey) Hey...what's "class"?\\

--->-- ''TheBoondocks''

-> '''Principal:''' So...Riley used the n-word before you did, then?\\
'''Teacher:''' He uses it every morning! He calls me nigga, he calls the other kids nigga, he calls ''himself'' nigga! All the time, 'nigga' this, 'nigga' that! '''NIGGA PLEASE!''' Bitch nigga, nigga have you lost your mind? Nigga, check that ho! Nigga you bullshitting, break yourself nigga! He says it so much I don't even notice it any more. Last week in lunch Riley says to a classmate, "Can a nigga borrow a french fry?" and my first thought wasn't "Oh my God, he said the word...the n-word...", no, it was "Now how is a nigga going to borrow a fry - nigga, is you gonna give it back?" I tell you, my inside voice never talked like this before he got in my class!
-->-- ''TheBoondocks''

-->-- ''Jezebel'' on Lisa Lampenelli

->''"Speaking of Franklin, this game was written by a bunch of white people in the UK. Should he really be saying the N-word this much? I swear he once said it six times in two sentences. In my life, the only time I ever heard six N-words in two sentences was when my grandparents helped each other remember Sammy Sosa's name. Was there an outside consultant brought in to write this character? If not, that's fucked up. If so, that's more fucked up. Does the black community even have a term for a person who goes into an office and gives white people permission to say the N-word? And is it expensive? Because there are some really terrific rap songs I've always wanted to sing."''

-> Apparently some people were offended when I kind of called the new Pope a motherfucker yesterday! I am sorry I offended a few of you, but you have to understand that while I respect other people and their faith, but I'm not going be reverent towards an institution which I disagree with on a fundamental level. Also, I was RaisedCatholic so I'm allowed to poke fun if I want to.
->-- [[QuestionableContent Jeph Jacques]]

-> No matter how many times she talks about how she slept with a black man, the n-word is still off-limits. Let me try to put this in terms she might understand — it's like how if you fuck a fourth-tier Kennedy, you don't just get to start showing up at Hyannis Port. It's something you're born into.
-->-- ''Jezebel'' on Lisa Lampenelli

->Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using [queer]! That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
->-- [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]

->'''Kevin Eubanks''':So I got sold again.
->'''Jay Leno''':I am so glad'' YOU ''made that joke instead of'' me''!
->-- ''TheJayLenoShow'', on the Creator/{{NBC}} / {{Comcast}} deal.

->I'm Dr. Robotnik! I say what I want! I say ''penis'',[[note]]snooPING AS usual, or occasionally hapPINESS[[/note]] I say ''pussy'',[[note]]pushy[[/note]] I say ''butt'',[[note]]roBOT[[/note]] I say ''crud and sludge'', I say '''''ni'''--[[[CensoredForComedy beep]]]!''[[note]][=NIncombot=][[/note]]

->There is '''one time''' when a white person can say 'nigga'. If it's Christmas Eve, between 4:30 and 4:49 am, and you're in line at the toy store to buy the latest Transformers toy for your kid, and a black man hits you in the back of the head with a brick, beats your ass, Riverdances on you, takes your money, and then takes a piss on you and runs away, you can scream 'SOMEBODY CATCH THAT NIGGA!' Hell, if that happens, you can say 'nigga' for a whole month, but you better have the police report in your pocket in case someone wants to see your papers.
-->--'''Chris Rock'''

->''Speaking of Franklin, this game was written by a bunch of white people in the UK. Should he really be saying the N-word this much? I swear he once said it six times in two sentences. In my life, the only time I ever heard six N-words in two sentences was when my grandparents helped each other remember Sammy Sosa's name. Was there an outside consultant brought in to write this character? If not, that's fucked up. If so, that's more fucked up. Does the black community even have a term for a person who goes into an office and gives white people permission to say the N-word? And is it expensive? Because there are some really terrific rap songs I've always wanted to sing.''
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-critics-love-about-gta-v-that-actually-suck_p2/#ixzz2mTtpxIUp 5 Things Critics Love About GTAV (That Actually Suck)]]"

->How about this new thing on the "N" word? Everybody's now against the "N" word. A good idea, though, right?
-->--'''Larry King''', December 1, 2006

->But, Jewish comics can kid Jews, Hispanic comics, Josh Lopez, kids Hispanics all the time. Gay comics kid the gay situation. It's OK, isn't it? But not OK when the non-N-person uses it.

->You see Toofer, the African-American community has adopted that word for everyday use, in an attempt to rob it of its meaning.

-> And it's important that we all respect that if these people should happen to choose to reclaim the word as their own it doesn't mean the rest of you have a right to its use.

->'''Jack Whitehall:''' "... saying whatever I like now because I've got a black friend."

->"Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML"

-->--''HaveIGotNewsForYou'', during a ''Missing Words'' round.

[http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/10/don-yelton-racist-daily-show-interview.html hilariously racist Daily Show interview]]:

-->-- '''[[http://www.thewrap.com/republican-dropped-daily-show-comments-says-hes-scapegoated-uses-n-word/ Don Yelton''',

->I'm Dr. Robotnik! I say what I want! I say ''penis'',[[note]]snooPING AS usual, or occasionally hapPINESS[[/note]] I say ''pussy'',[[note]]pushy[[/note]] I say ''butt'',[[note]]roBOT[[/note]] I say ''crud and sludge'', I say '''''ni'''--[[[ThisTropeIsBleep beep]]]!''[[note]][=NIncombot=][[/note]]

->I'm Dr. Robotnik! I say what I want! I say ''penis'',[[note]]snooPING AS usual, or occasionally hapPINESS[[/note]] I say ''pussy'',[[note]]pushy[[/note]] I say ''butt'',[[note]]roBOT[[/note]] I say ''crud and sludge'', I say '''''ni'''--[[[ThisTropeIsBleep beep]]]!''[[hottip:*:[=NIncombot=]]]

->You see Toofer, the African-American community has adopted that word for everyday use, in an attempt to rob it of it's meaning.

->'''Jimbo''': [[ClosetGay Uh oh!]]

->--''Film/{{Clerks II}}''

->'''Matthew''': What are you going to do, [[OffToBoardingSchool send me to]] {{military school}}? Would West Point take a cripple?\\

->-- ''TheJayLenoShow'', on the {{NBC}}/{{Comcast}} deal.

->I'm Dr. Robotnik! I say what I want! I say ''penis'',[[hottip:*:snooPING AS usual, or occasionally hapPINESS]] I say ''pussy'',[[hottip:*:pushy]] I say ''butt'',[[hottip:*:roBOT]] I say ''crud and sludge'', I say '''''ni'''--[[[ThisTropeIsBleep beep]]]!''[[hottip:*:[=NIncombot=]]]

-> "Apparently some people were offended when I kind of called the new Pope a motherfucker yesterday! I am sorry I offended a few of you, but you have to understand that while I respect other people and their faith, but I'm not going be reverent towards an institution which I disagree with on a fundamental level. Also, I was RaisedCatholic so I'm allowed to poke fun if I want to."

->'''Jazz''': "Naught's a naught, figger's a figger.\\

->"Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using [queer]! That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!"

->"I'm Dr. Robotnik! I say what I want! I say ''penis'',[[hottip:*:snooPING AS usual, or occasionally hapPINESS]] I say ''pussy'',[[hottip:*:pushy]] I say ''butt'',[[hottip:*:roBOT]] I say ''crud and sludge'', I say '''''ni'''--[[[ThisTropeIsBleep beep]]]!''[[hottip:*:[=NIncombot=]]]"

->''"There is '''one time''' when a white person can say 'nigga'. If it's Christmas Eve, between 4:30 and 4:49 am, and you're in line at the toy store to buy the latest Transformers toy for your kid, and a black man hits you in the back of the head with a brick, beats your ass, Riverdances on you, takes your money, and then takes a piss on you and runs away, you can scream 'SOMEBODY CATCH THAT NIGGA!' Hell, if that happens, you can say 'nigga' for a whole month, but you better have the police report in your pocket in case someone wants to see your papers."''

->''"How about this new thing on the "N" word? Everybody's now against the "N" word. A good idea, though, right?"''

->''"But, Jewish comics can kid Jews, Hispanic comics, Josh Lopez, kids Hispanics all the time. Gay comics kid the gay situation. It's OK, isn't it? But not OK when the non-N-person uses it."''

->''You see Toofer, the African-American community has adopted that word for everyday use, in an attempt to rob it of it's meaning.''

->'''Jimbo''': [[ClosetedGay Uh oh!]]

-->-- '''TimMinchin''', "Prejudice" (talking about "[[spoiler:ginger]]")

--->-- ''TheBoondocks''

->-- [[TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]

->--''{{Clerks II}}''

-->--'''Jack''', ''ThirtyRock''

-->--''SouthPark'' discussing a variant.

-> "Apparently some people were offended when I kind of called the new Pope a motherfucker yesterday! I am sorry I offended a few of you, but you have to understand that while I respect other people and their faith, but I'm not going be reverent towards an institution which I disagree with on a fundamental level. Also, I was raised Catholic so I'm allowed to poke fun if I want to."

->''You see Topher, the African-American community has adopted that word for everyday use, in an attempt to rob it of it's meaning.''

->--''Clerks 2''