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-->--'''Film/{{Snatch}}''' [[note:Just [[spoiler: note:Just so you know, [[EpicFail they don't get their money back via the fight either.]] The Honest John is also a GeniusBruiser.]]
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-> '''[[RoguishRomani Mickey]]:''' The deal was [[TheAllegedCar you bought it like you sold it.]] Hey, look, [[BeAsUnhelpfulAsPossible I've helped you as much as I'm going to help you.]] See that car? Just use it, for you're not welcome any more. [[ImpliedDeathThreat You should fuck off while you still got the legs to carry you.]]
-> '''[[TheBrute Gorgeous George]]:''' [[IsThatAThreat Nobody...]]
-> ''' Mickey:''' Nobody brings [[FatBastard a fella the size of you]] unless they're trying to [[AggressiveNegotiations say something without talking, right?]]
-> '''[[ButtMonkey Tommy]]:''' Sorry, Mickey. Just give our money back and you can keep the caravan.
-> '''Mickey:''' Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels? (Gorgeous George advances threateningly on him, so he gets up out of his armchair) [[AppealToForce You want to settle this with a fight?]]
-->--'''Film/{{Snatch}}''' [[note:Just so you know, [[EpicFail they don't get their money back via the fight either.]] The Honest John is also a GeniusBruiser.]]
-> '''[[TheBrute Gorgeous George]]:''' [[IsThatAThreat Nobody...]]
-> ''' Mickey:''' Nobody brings [[FatBastard a fella the size of you]] unless they're trying to [[AggressiveNegotiations say something without talking, right?]]
-> '''[[ButtMonkey Tommy]]:''' Sorry, Mickey. Just give our money back and you can keep the caravan.
-> '''Mickey:''' Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels? (Gorgeous George advances threateningly on him, so he gets up out of his armchair) [[AppealToForce You want to settle this with a fight?]]
-->--'''Film/{{Snatch}}''' [[note:Just so you know, [[EpicFail they don't get their money back via the fight either.]] The Honest John is also a GeniusBruiser.]]
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-> Boss won't get off your back? Girlfriend won't stop nagging you? Did that fuckstick Tiffany sell you a bullshit dagger that broke almost immediately despite the fact that you spent half your goddamned Col on it?! Have you considered, ''murder''?
-->--'''Laughing Coffin Advertisement''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
-->--'''Laughing Coffin Advertisement''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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->[[BlatantLies Of course this horse is healthy, Sir]]. Weeping sores? [[ImplausibleDeniability I don’t see any]]... oh ''that.'' Those are just flea bites; those will heal quickly. You obviously know horses; I’ll throw in a fresh saddle blanket and saddlebags for this fine animal if you’ll buy him now. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I’ve an urgent appointment in another town..]].
-->--'''Horse Coper,''' ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay: Career Compendium - The Ultimate Career Reference''
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->Jawa [[BaseOnWheels sandcrawlers]] roam the edges of civilization on Tatooine. Emissaries from the family unit seek to barter with moisture farmers, trying to sell reconditioned droids, asking to buy malfunctioning equipment or scrap metal. They usually manage to acquire discarded items for very few credits, which they then fix and sell again, although I understand that [{FantasticRacism humans do not like to deal with Jawas]] because of their offensive smell. Master tinkerers, Jawas know how to make their wares work ''just enough'' that they can sell them, knowing [[KarmaHoudini they will be long gone before an item breaks down again]].
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->Jawa [[BaseOnWheels sandcrawlers]] roam the edges of civilization on Tatooine. Emissaries from the family unit seek to barter with moisture farmers, trying to sell reconditioned droids, asking to buy malfunctioning equipment or scrap metal. They usually manage to acquire discarded items for very few credits, which they then fix and sell again, although I understand that [{FantasticRacism [[FantasticRacism humans do not like to deal with Jawas]] because of their offensive smell. Master tinkerers, Jawas know how to make their wares work ''just enough'' that they can sell them, knowing [[KarmaHoudini they will be long gone before an item breaks down again]].
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->Jawa [[BaseOnWheels sandcrawlers]] roam the edges of civilization on Tatooine. Emissaries from the family unit seek to barter with moisture farmers, trying to sell reconditioned droids, asking to buy malfunctioning equipment or scrap metal. They usually manage to acquire discarded items for very few credits, which they then fix and sell again, although I understand that [{FantasticRacism humans do not like to deal with Jawas]] because of their offensive smell. Master tinkerers, Jawas know how to make their wares work ''just enough'' that they can sell them, knowing [[KarmaHoudini they will be long gone before an item breaks down again]].
-->--'''Senior Anthropologist Hoole,''' ''[[Franchise/StarWarsLegends The Illustrated Star Wars Universe]]''
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->They stopped in Cremone to buy a beast of burden, a pack-animal called Bony – which name was (the salesman, "Honest Anthony", insisted) [[BlatantLies a wittily ironic reference to his fat girth and good health]], "like calling a really large feller called John Little John, you see," he said. Neither Bingo nor the dwarfs saw, but didn't want to reveal their ignorance. None of them had much experience with ponies, and believed the salesman's explanation that [[ImplausibleDeniability the protruding rib-like spars running round this creature's torso were a form of protection against predation]], somewhat after the manner of an armadillo. "Ain't Mother Nature a wonderful thing?" he added, as he pocketed their money.
-->--''The Soddit''
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->''"Hey there, every peoples! I'm Bubs. I run the concession stand around the way here. I'm a self-made man, I am, I am. I sell hot dogs, chili dogs, slaw dogs, ketchup dogs and mustard dogs. I got drinks, drinks, drinks, candy and snow cones. I can fix everything what needs fixing. Like cars... [=TVs=]... marriages. Ooh! I can dance, too.'' [starts doing the Wave] ''Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice! I guess the word that best describes me is: personality. Umm... because I have a good personality. Okay. I gotta get back to work. Come on by! We're always awesome!''
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->''"Hey there, every peoples! I'm Bubs. I run the concession stand around the way here. I'm a self-made man, I am, I am. am! I sell hot dogs, chili dogs, slaw dogs, ketchup dogs and mustard dogs. I got drinks, drinks, drinks, candy and snow cones. I can fix everything what needs fixing. Like cars... [=TVs=]... marriages. Ooh! I can dance, too.'' [starts doing the Wave] ''Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice! I guess the word that best describes me is: personality. Umm... because I have a good personality. Okay. I gotta get back to work. Come on by! We're always awesome!''
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-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rsEs4HWXeY Commercial for Big Bill Hell's Cars]]''' [[note]]A parody made by the Advertising Association of Baltimore[[/note]]
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-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rsEs4HWXeY Commercial ''Commercial for Big Bill Hell's Cars]]''' Advertising/BigBillHells Cars'' [[note]]A parody made by the Advertising Association of Baltimore[[/note]]
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-->-- ''{{Garfield}}'', [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1987/ga871028.gif 28 October, 1987]]
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-->-- ''{{Garfield}}'', ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'', [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1987/ga871028.gif 28 October, 1987]]
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->''"We salesmen can sell a storm\\
We'll sell ya blankets when you're warm\\
And if you're really really warm\\
We'll sell ya two\\
We've got that charm"''
-->--'''{{Music/Sparks}}''', "Occupation"
->''"These are people who can imbue their conversation voice with a high-frequency sequence of clicks that Morse-codes your credit card into signing up for the extended warranty; you're the kind of person who screws up your taxes because you can't remember if you're supposed to count yourself as a dependent. These are people who could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves; you're a man who recognizes that as a reference to ''Film/TommyBoy''. The game is over before you even realize it's afoot, you fucking half-stack."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-mistakes-you-will-make-when-buying-your-next-car/ "6 Mistakes You Will Make When Buying Your Next Car"]]
->''"Even as he told ''The Guardian'' he wouldn't talk to the press anymore, it was suggested he talked to other outlets. And who even ''believes'' it? He'll be back. He '''[[TenMinuteRetirement always]]''' comes back. And if he told me the sky was blue, I'd look out the window to fucking double-check."''
-->--'''JimSterling''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo63oAEN20 on]] "The [[Creator/PeterMolyneux Molyneux]] Cycle"
->''"That smile. That oily, drippy, disingenuous smile. It's the kind of smile that lets you know Isiah just got back from grabbing your wife's ass."''
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201409/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew Magary]]''' on Isiah Thomas, "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"
We'll sell ya blankets when you're warm\\
And if you're really really warm\\
We'll sell ya two\\
We've got that charm"''
-->--'''{{Music/Sparks}}''', "Occupation"
->''"These are people who can imbue their conversation voice with a high-frequency sequence of clicks that Morse-codes your credit card into signing up for the extended warranty; you're the kind of person who screws up your taxes because you can't remember if you're supposed to count yourself as a dependent. These are people who could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves; you're a man who recognizes that as a reference to ''Film/TommyBoy''. The game is over before you even realize it's afoot, you fucking half-stack."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-mistakes-you-will-make-when-buying-your-next-car/ "6 Mistakes You Will Make When Buying Your Next Car"]]
->''"Even as he told ''The Guardian'' he wouldn't talk to the press anymore, it was suggested he talked to other outlets. And who even ''believes'' it? He'll be back. He '''[[TenMinuteRetirement always]]''' comes back. And if he told me the sky was blue, I'd look out the window to fucking double-check."''
-->--'''JimSterling''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo63oAEN20 on]] "The [[Creator/PeterMolyneux Molyneux]] Cycle"
->''"That smile. That oily, drippy, disingenuous smile. It's the kind of smile that lets you know Isiah just got back from grabbing your wife's ass."''
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201409/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew Magary]]''' on Isiah Thomas, "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"
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->''"This one was owned by Carlos the Diamond Smuggler. It corners well, but the gas mileage is bad -- almost as if it has weights hidden in the floorboards."''
-->--'''Dogbert''', ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''
-->--'''Dogbert''', ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''
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[[ViewersAreMorons It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker]], you'll fall for this bullshit. '''GUARANTEED!'''\\
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'Cause at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!\\
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->''"'''FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!'''\\
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!\\
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!\\
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If you find a better deal, '''SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!'''\\
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If you find a better deal, '''SHOVE '''[[AssShove SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!'''\\ASS]]!'''\\
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Baltimore's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sonsabitches in the state of Maryland!\\
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Baltimore's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sonsabitches sons-of-bitches in the state of Maryland!\\
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Baltimore's filthiest, and home of the meanest sonsabitches in the state of Maryland!\\
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Baltimore's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sonsabitches in the state of Maryland!\\
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It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit. '''GUARANTEED!'''\\
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[[ViewersAreMorons It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, motherfucker]], you'll fall for this bullshit. '''GUARANTEED!'''\\
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->'''''FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!'''''\\
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough shmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!\\
Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!\\
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can '''''KISS MY ASS!'''''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc Parody advert made by the Advertising Association of Baltimore]]'''
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough shmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!\\
Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!\\
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can '''''KISS MY ASS!'''''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc Parody advert made by the Advertising Association of Baltimore]]'''
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If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough
Bad deals! [[TheAllegedCar Cars that break
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit. '''GUARANTEED!'''\\
If you find a better deal, '''SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!'''\\
You heard us right! '''SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!'''\\
Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife!\\
We'll '''fuck her!'''\\
That's right, we'll '''fuck''' your wife!\\
'Cause at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!\\
Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell's!\\
Home of '''CHALLENGE PISSING!'''\\
That's right, '''CHALLENGE PISSING!'''\\
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, you get '''no down payment!'''\\
Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us, [[GroinAttack or we'll rip your nuts off]]!\\
Only at Big Bill Hell's, the '''only''' dealer that tells you to '''fuck off!'''\\
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the '''minute''' after you write us a check!\\
And it better not bounce, or you're a '''dead''' motherfucker!\\
Go to Hell! Big Bill Hell's Cars!\\
Baltimore's filthiest, and home of the meanest sonsabitches in the state of Maryland!\\
'''GUARANTEED!'''"''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.
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-->-- '''First Folio''', ''TerrorIsland'' [[http://terrorisland.net/strips/048.html theorem 048]]
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-->-- '''First Folio''', ''TerrorIsland'' ''Webcomic/TerrorIsland'' [[http://terrorisland.net/strips/048.html theorem 048]]
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->"York, why do you turn every conversation into an attempt to sell me something?"\\
-- '''First Folio''', ''TerrorIsland'' [[http://terrorisland.net/strips/048.html theorem 048]]
->Dr. Daniels reminded me of one of those men that sell automobiles to people, claiming they were previously owned by a little old lady who only drove it to play bingo, only to discover the car had been used for taxi service in Tijuana, to outrun the border patrol smuggling illegal aliens from San Diego to Los Angeles, and borrowed on weekends to use as the losing entrant in the demolition derby, plus occasional Sunday morning drive-by shootings where the passers' by shot back.\\
-- '''George Green''' in PaulRobinson's ''The Gatekeeper: The Gate Contracts''
->"[[CatchPhrase It's gettin' tougher and tougher to make an honest buck these days!]]"\\
-- '''Al G. Swindler''', ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''
-- '''First Folio''', ''TerrorIsland'' [[http://terrorisland.net/strips/048.html theorem 048]]
->Dr. Daniels reminded me of one of those men that sell automobiles to people, claiming they were previously owned by a little old lady who only drove it to play bingo, only to discover the car had been used for taxi service in Tijuana, to outrun the border patrol smuggling illegal aliens from San Diego to Los Angeles, and borrowed on weekends to use as the losing entrant in the demolition derby, plus occasional Sunday morning drive-by shootings where the passers' by shot back.\\
-- '''George Green''' in PaulRobinson's ''The Gatekeeper: The Gate Contracts''
->"[[CatchPhrase It's gettin' tougher and tougher to make an honest buck these days!]]"\\
-- '''Al G. Swindler''', ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''
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->"York, why do you turn every conversation into an attempt to sell me something?"\\
--something?"
-->-- '''First Folio''', ''TerrorIsland'' [[http://terrorisland.net/strips/048.html theorem 048]]
->Dr. Daniels reminded me of one of those men that sell automobiles to people, claiming they were previously owned by a little old lady who only drove it to play bingo, only to discover the car had been used for taxi service in Tijuana, to outrun the border patrol smuggling illegal aliens from San Diego to Los Angeles, and borrowed on weekends to use as the losing entrant in the demolition derby, plus occasional Sunday morning drive-by shootings where the passers' by shotback.\\
--back.
-->-- '''George Green''' in PaulRobinson's ''The Gatekeeper: The Gate Contracts''
->"[[CatchPhrase It's gettin' tougher and tougher to make an honest buck thesedays!]]"\\
--days!]]"
-->-- '''Al G. Swindler''',''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''
->'''''FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!'''''\\
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough shmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!\\
Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!\\
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can '''''KISS MY ASS!'''''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc Parody advert made by the Advertising Association of Baltimore]]'''
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-->-- '''First Folio''', ''TerrorIsland'' [[http://terrorisland.net/strips/048.html theorem 048]]
->Dr. Daniels reminded me of one of those men that sell automobiles to people, claiming they were previously owned by a little old lady who only drove it to play bingo, only to discover the car had been used for taxi service in Tijuana, to outrun the border patrol smuggling illegal aliens from San Diego to Los Angeles, and borrowed on weekends to use as the losing entrant in the demolition derby, plus occasional Sunday morning drive-by shootings where the passers' by shot
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-->-- '''George Green''' in PaulRobinson's ''The Gatekeeper: The Gate Contracts''
->"[[CatchPhrase It's gettin' tougher and tougher to make an honest buck these
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-->-- '''Al G. Swindler''',
->'''''FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!'''''\\
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough shmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!\\
Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!\\
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can '''''KISS MY ASS!'''''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc Parody advert made by the Advertising Association of Baltimore]]'''
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-- '''Al G. Swindler''', ''GarfieldAndFriends''
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-- '''Al G. Swindler''', ''GarfieldAndFriends''''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''
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-->--'''Dogbert''', ''{{Dilbert}}''
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-->--'''Dogbert''', ''{{Dilbert}}''
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->''"Even as he told ''The Guardian'' he wouldn't talk to the press anymore, it was suggested he talked to other outlets. And who even ''believes'' it? He'll be back. He ''always'' comes back. And if he told me the sky was blue, I'd look out the window to fucking double-check."''
-->--'''JimSterling''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo63oAEN20 on]]] "The [[Creator/PeterMolyneux Molyneux]] Cycle"
-->--'''JimSterling''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo63oAEN20 on]]] "The [[Creator/PeterMolyneux Molyneux]] Cycle"
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->''"Even as he told ''The Guardian'' he wouldn't talk to the press anymore, it was suggested he talked to other outlets. And who even ''believes'' it? He'll be back. He ''always'' '''[[TenMinuteRetirement always]]''' comes back. And if he told me the sky was blue, I'd look out the window to fucking double-check."''
-->--'''JimSterling''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo63oAEN20on]]] on]] "The [[Creator/PeterMolyneux Molyneux]] Cycle"
-->--'''JimSterling''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo63oAEN20
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->''"It was all over the minute the manager set his eyes on you, grinned a grinny grin, and said, 'Let's let the new kid take this one.' Remember who you're dealing with here. These are people who play mind-chess against good-natured suckers for a living, and you're someone who apologizes to grocery store cashiers when your diet isn't properly balanced. These are people who can imbue their conversation voice with a high-frequency sequence of clicks that Morse-codes your credit card into signing up for the extended warranty; you're the kind of person who screws up your taxes because you can't remember if you're supposed to count yourself as a dependent. These are people who could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves; you're a man who recognizes that as a reference to ''Film/TommyBoy''. The game is over before you even realize it's afoot, you fucking half-stack."''
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->That smile. That oily, drippy, disingenuous smile. It's the kind of smile that lets you know Isiah [Thomas] just got back from grabbing your wife's ass.
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201409/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201409/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"
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-->--'''JimSterling''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo63oAEN20 on]]] "The [[Creator/PeterMolyneux Molyneux]] Cycle"
->''"That smile. That oily, drippy, disingenuous smile. It's the kind of smile that lets you know Isiah
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201409/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew
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-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201409/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201409/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"
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->''"We salesmen can sell a storm\\
We'll sell ya blankets when you're warm\\
And if you're really really warm\\
We'll sell ya two\\
We've got that charm"''
-->--'''{{Music/Sparks}}''', "Occupation"
We'll sell ya blankets when you're warm\\
And if you're really really warm\\
We'll sell ya two\\
We've got that charm"''
-->--'''{{Music/Sparks}}''', "Occupation"
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->''"This one was owned by Carlos the Diamond Smuggler. It corners well, but the gas mileage is bad -- almost as if it has weights hidden in the floorboards."''
-->--'''Dogbert''', ''{{Dilbert}}''
-->--'''Dogbert''', ''{{Dilbert}}''
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->''"He'll give you a thirty-day warranty,\\
and his handshake is the guarantee\\
But try to take a car back to his place,\\
and he'll act like he's never seen your face\\
Don't try to grab him, he'll get away.\\
He eats fish like you every day\\
He's a slick snake in the grass,\\
you weren't his first, you won't be his last\\\
He's out to sell some used cars,\\
and it doesn't matter who you think you are\\
He's got a line for everyone,\\
He'll treat you like his daughter or son\\
But wait, don't go for that bait\\
Too late"''
-->-- '''The W's''', "Used Car Salesman"
->''"It was all over the minute the manager set his eyes on you, grinned a grinny grin, and said, 'Let's let the new kid take this one.' Remember who you're dealing with here. These are people who play mind-chess against good-natured suckers for a living, and you're someone who apologizes to grocery store cashiers when your diet isn't properly balanced. These are people who can imbue their conversation voice with a high-frequency sequence of clicks that Morse-codes your credit card into signing up for the extended warranty; you're the kind of person who screws up your taxes because you can't remember if you're supposed to count yourself as a dependent. These are people who could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves; you're a man who recognizes that as a reference to ''Film/TommyBoy''. The game is over before you even realize it's afoot, you fucking half-stack."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-mistakes-you-will-make-when-buying-your-next-car/ "6 Mistakes You Will Make When Buying Your Next Car"]]
and his handshake is the guarantee\\
But try to take a car back to his place,\\
and he'll act like he's never seen your face\\
Don't try to grab him, he'll get away.\\
He eats fish like you every day\\
He's a slick snake in the grass,\\
you weren't his first, you won't be his last\\\
He's out to sell some used cars,\\
and it doesn't matter who you think you are\\
He's got a line for everyone,\\
He'll treat you like his daughter or son\\
But wait, don't go for that bait\\
Too late"''
-->-- '''The W's''', "Used Car Salesman"
->''"It was all over the minute the manager set his eyes on you, grinned a grinny grin, and said, 'Let's let the new kid take this one.' Remember who you're dealing with here. These are people who play mind-chess against good-natured suckers for a living, and you're someone who apologizes to grocery store cashiers when your diet isn't properly balanced. These are people who can imbue their conversation voice with a high-frequency sequence of clicks that Morse-codes your credit card into signing up for the extended warranty; you're the kind of person who screws up your taxes because you can't remember if you're supposed to count yourself as a dependent. These are people who could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves; you're a man who recognizes that as a reference to ''Film/TommyBoy''. The game is over before you even realize it's afoot, you fucking half-stack."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-mistakes-you-will-make-when-buying-your-next-car/ "6 Mistakes You Will Make When Buying Your Next Car"]]
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->He'll give you a thirty-day warranty,\\
and his handshake is the guarantee.\\
But try to take a car back to his place,\\
and he'll act like he's never seen your face.\\
Don't try to grab him, he'll get away.\\
He eats fish like you every day.\\
He's a slick snake in the grass,\\
you weren't his first, you won't be his last.
->He's out to sell some used cars,\\
and it doesn't matter who you think you are.\\
He's got a line for everyone,\\
he'll treat you like his daughter or son.\\
But wait, don't go for that bait.\\
Too late.
-->-- '''The W's''', "Used Car Salesman"
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-->-- '''Bubs''', ''HomestarRunner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_bubs.html Bubs' character video]]
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-->-- '''Bubs''', ''HomestarRunner'', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_bubs.html Bubs' character video]]
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'''Garfield:''' Maybe it's the fact his office is in a pickup truck with the engine running.
-->-- ''{{Garfield}}'', [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1987/ga871028.gif 28 October, 1987]]
->'''Q.''' What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a computer salesman?\\
'''A.''' The used-car dealer knows he's lying... and probably knows how to drive.
->''"Hey there, every peoples! I'm Bubs. I run the concession stand around the way here. I'm a self-made man, I am, I am. I sell hot dogs, chili dogs, slaw dogs, ketchup dogs and mustard dogs. I got drinks, drinks, drinks, candy and snow cones. I can fix everything what needs fixing. Like cars... [=TVs=]... marriages. Ooh! I can dance, too.'' [starts doing the Wave] ''Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice! I guess the word that best describes me is: personality. Umm... because I have a good personality. Okay. I gotta get back to work. Come on by! We're always awesome!''
-->-- '''Bubs''', ''HomestarRunner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_bubs.html Bubs' character video]]
->"York, why do you turn every conversation into an attempt to sell me something?"\\
-- '''First Folio''', ''TerrorIsland'' [[http://terrorisland.net/strips/048.html theorem 048]]
->Dr. Daniels reminded me of one of those men that sell automobiles to people, claiming they were previously owned by a little old lady who only drove it to play bingo, only to discover the car had been used for taxi service in Tijuana, to outrun the border patrol smuggling illegal aliens from San Diego to Los Angeles, and borrowed on weekends to use as the losing entrant in the demolition derby, plus occasional Sunday morning drive-by shootings where the passers' by shot back.\\
-- '''George Green''' in PaulRobinson's ''The Gatekeeper: The Gate Contracts''
->"[[CatchPhrase It's gettin' tougher and tougher to make an honest buck these days!]]"\\
-- '''Al G. Swindler''', ''GarfieldAndFriends''
->He'll give you a thirty-day warranty,\\
and his handshake is the guarantee.\\
But try to take a car back to his place,\\
and he'll act like he's never seen your face.\\
Don't try to grab him, he'll get away.\\
He eats fish like you every day.\\
He's a slick snake in the grass,\\
you weren't his first, you won't be his last.
->He's out to sell some used cars,\\
and it doesn't matter who you think you are.\\
He's got a line for everyone,\\
he'll treat you like his daughter or son.\\
But wait, don't go for that bait.\\
Too late.
-->-- '''The W's''', "Used Car Salesman"
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