History Quotes / FridgeHorror

->''"For now, let's wrap this entry up with the traditional "farewell to" portion for a departing companion. Because it's entirely possible that nobody has ever been screwed quite as thoroughly as Nicola Bryant got screwed... In [[AssPull the single trashiest and laziest retcon in the series history]] we get the pink-haze 'she's a warrior queen of King Ycranos.' To which the Doctor sighs happily and leaves her. Note that this is not a voluntary companion departure so far as we can tell... By all appearances the Doctor gets kidnapped and never goes back for her, leaving her to Ycranos. [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight With whom she never particularly got along]], and who is [[HeManWomanHater a raging misogynist with violent tendencies.]]\\\

->''"For now, let's wrap this entry up with the traditional "farewell to" portion for a departing companion. Because it's entirely possible that nobody has ever been screwed quite as thoroughly as Nicola Bryant got screwed... In [[AssPull the single trashiest and laziest retcon in the series history]] we get the pink-haze 'she's a warrior queen of King Ycranos.' To which the Doctor sighs happily and leaves her. Note that this is not a voluntary companion departure so far as we can tell... By all appearances the Doctor gets kidnapped and never goes back for her, leaving her to Ycranos. With whom she never particularly got along, and who is [[HeManWomanHater a raging misogynist with violent tendencies.]]\\\

->''" For now, let's wrap this entry up with the traditional "farewell to" portion for a departing companion. Because it's entirely possible that nobody has ever been screwed quite as thoroughly as Nicola Bryant got screwed... In [[AssPull the single trashiest and laziest retcon in the series history]] we get the pink-haze 'she's a warrior queen of King Ycranos.' To which the Doctor sighs happily and leaves her. Note that this is not a voluntary companion departure so far as we can tell... By all appearances the Doctor gets kidnapped and never goes back for her, leaving her to Ycranos. With whom she never particularly got along, and who is [[HeManWomanHater a raging misogynist with violent tendencies.]]\\\

->''"We should probably drop the word ''"Monster"'' from the title since you usually just kill blameless wildlife that only attacks because you're invading its' territory or because you just pushed a sharpened stick through the ear of its' favourite child, But I guess calling it ''Hunter/Gatherer of Innocent Young Dinosaurs Pathetically Mewling Their Last as The Memory of Their Mother's Warmth Drifts away to Be Replaced by the Unforgiving Coldness of''-- Oh, fuck it. Let's just call it ''YouBastard''."''

->''"I still raised the point, 'But why didn't Norman go after {{Spider-Man}} if he was able to? Why would he just [[OrcusOnHisThrone pick up and go off to Europe]] after suffering his worst defeat? Wouldn't he be totally out for Spider-Man's blood after that?' The response I got was, '[[ShrugOfGod We'll figure that out later.]]'"''
-->--'''Editor/Writer Glenn Greenberg''' on ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''

-> ''That raises a lot of questions, all of them with horrifying answers.''
->-- '''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Sora]]''', on how [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Dr. Finklestein]] manages to acquire a heart with a lock on it, ''Fanfic/KingdomHeartsTheShortAndHonestVersion (Chapter 17)''

->''Think about how many laws have to not exist in that universe for [[Film/TheTrumanShow this show]] to happen. It's apparently legal for a person or corporation to imprison a person, as long as you feed him. It's legal to film and record someone without his knowledge. It's legal to defraud a person out of literally every possible thing he could have in his life, from a real marriage to a real career. If it can be done to Truman, it can be done to anyone, including you. It's as much an "anything goes" society as TheRoadWarrior.''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18691_the-7-most-ridiculous-movie-character-overreactions.html digresses]]

->"''When I was a lad I didn't know what Frollo was singing. And now that I'm grown, I'm like 'AAAAHHHH! Frollo is a perv!'''"
-->-- '''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]]''' in ''WebAnimation/TheFrolloShow''

->''"Imagine exploring an ancient ziggurat on an alien world, a decaying pile of enormous stone blocks stacked precariously by protohistoric architects. You trudge through the tortuous subterrain -- a nightmare of yawning chasms, jumping snakes, (jumping) poisonous globs, and shimmering, rainbow-colored flying disks of mysterious origin... Then suddenly, from around a bend, you hear your missing buddy's panicked voice, [[TourettesSyndrome swearing]] at the top of his lungs [[NightmareFuel in profuse horror.]] '''Do you go check it out? Call to him?'''"''
-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}} commentator''', describing [[{{Qbert}} Q-bert]], ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/video-game-zoology-how-5-8-bit-characters-would-really-look/ How 8-bit Characters Would Really Look]]''

->''"Fast-forward a few months. The gang goes to visit Robbie at home, only to find that he's still a complete and utter nutbar and he's [[LostInCharacter referring to everybody by their character names]]... He strongly suspects that the people who live across the lake are harboring demons. Oh, THAT'S not creepy. Most horrifying of all is that they decide to feed his psychosis by playing along with his continuing fantasy and even play more Mazes & Monsters with him. Are you guys out of your minds? Robbie's going to take you out into the woods and hollow your skulls out like jack-o-lanterns!"''

->''"Fast-forward a few months. The gang goes to visit Robbie at home, only to find that he's still a complete and utter nutbar and he's r[[LostInCharacter eferring to everybody by their character names]]... He strongly suspects that the people who live across the lake are harboring demons. Oh, THAT'S not creepy. Most horrifying of all is that they decide to feed his psychosis by playing along with his continuing fantasy and even play more Mazes & Monsters with him. Are you guys out of your minds? Robbie's going to take you out into the woods and hollow your skulls out like jack-o-lanterns!"''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[ on]] ''Film/MazesAndMonsters''

->''"I could even imagine it as an actual alien, and the swearing is its sophisticated mimicking ability which just repeats the sounds of whatever human it last encountered. ... Imagine exploring an ancient ziggurat on an alien world, a decaying pile of enormous stone blocks stacked precariously by protohistoric architects. You trudge through the tortuous subterrane - a nightmare of yawning chasms, jumping snakes, (jumping) poisonous globs, and shimmering, rainbow-colored flying disks of mysterious origin... Then suddenly, from around a bend, you hear your missing buddy's panicked voice, [[TourettesSyndrome swearing]] at the top of his lungs [[NightmareFuel in profuse horror.]] '''Do you go check it out? Call to him?'''"''

->''"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either GoMadFromTheRevelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."''
-->--'''Creator/HPLovecraft''', ''[[CthulhuMythos The Call of Cthulhu]]''

->-- '''[[KingdomHearts Sora]]''', on how [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Dr. Finklestein]] manages to acquire a heart with a lock on it, ''Fanfic/KingdomHeartsTheShortAndHonestVersion (Chapter 17)''

->-- '''[[KingdomHearts Sora]]''', on how [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Dr. Finklestein]] manages to acquire a heart with a lock on it, ''Fanfic/KingdomHeartsTheShortAndHonestVersion (Chapter 17)]]''

-->-- '''[[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] in ''WebVideo/TheFrolloShow''

->-- '''[[KingdomHearts Sora]]''', on how [[NightmareBeforeChristmas Dr. Finklestein]] manages to acquire a heart with a lock on it, ''Fanfic/KingdomHeartsTheShortAndHonestVersion (Chapter 17)]]''

->''"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either [[GoMadFromTheRevelation go mad from the revelation]] or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."''
-->--'''[[HPLovecraft H.P. Lovecraft]]''', ''[[CthulhuMythos The Call of Cthulhu]]''

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->''Think about how many laws have to not exist in that universe for [[TheTrumanShow this show]] to happen. It's apparently legal for a person or corporation to imprison a person, as long as you feed him. It's legal to film and record someone without his knowledge. It's legal to defraud a person out of literally every possible thing he could have in his life, from a real marriage to a real career. If it can be done to Truman, it can be done to anyone, including you. It's as much an "anything goes" society as TheRoadWarrior.''

-->-- '''{{Cracked}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18691_the-7-most-ridiculous-movie-character-overreactions.html digresses]]

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-->--'''{{Cracked}} commentator''', describing [[{{Qbert}} Q-bert]], ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/video-game-zoology-how-5-8-bit-characters-would-really-look/ How 8-bit Characters Would Really Look]]''

-->--'''[[HPLovecraft H.P. Lovecraft]]''', ''The Call of Cthulhu''

->-- '''[[KingdomHearts Sora]]''', on how [[NightmareBeforeChristmas Dr. Finklestein]] manages to acquire a heart with a lock on it, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4523596/17/Kingdom_Hearts_The_Short_and_Honest_Version Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version (Chapter 17)]]''

->''"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."''

-->--''{{Cracked}}'' commentator, describing [[{{Qbert}} Q-bert]], ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/video-game-zoology-how-5-8-bit-characters-would-really-look/ How 8-bit Characters Would Really Look]]''

-->--[[HPLovecraft H.P. Lovecraft]], ''The Call of Cthulhu''

->-- '''[[KingdomHearts Sora]]''', on how [[NightmareBeforeChristmas Dr. Finklestein]] manages to acquire a heart with a lock on it, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4523596/17/Kingdom_Hearts_The_Short_and_Honest_Version Kingdom Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version (Chapter 17)]]''

->-- '''[[KingdomHearts Sora]]''', on how [[NightmareBeforeChristmas Dr. Finklestein]] manages to acquire a heart with a lock on it, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4523596/17/Kingdom_Hearts_The_Short_and_Honest_Version Kingdom Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version (Chapter 17)]]''

--> '''[[KingdomHearts Sora]]''', on how [[NightmareBeforeChristmas Dr. Finklestein]] manages to acquire a heart with a lock on it, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4523596/17/Kingdom_Hearts_The_Short_and_Honest_Version Kingdom Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version (Chapter 17)]]''

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