History Quotes / FridgeHorror

The {{Stockholm syndrome}} story:\\

->''But so, whatever, [[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]] remains on Earth and has a series of relatively tame, bloodless adventures while chased by Dr. Robotnik. That is, until he and his human friend arrive in San Francisco. By this point, Dr. Robotnik has synthesized one of Sonic's quills to be able move just as quickly as, say, an intergalactic hedgehog. What results is a chase scene through the streets of San Francisco, with Robotnik blowing up everything in sight including … a bus full of civilians.''

->''If the idea didn’t scare him more, [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid David]] would’ve asked him to keep going and tell him any funny nonsense he could think of. With Miller it was hard to tell truth from fantasy, sometimes it wasn’t worth thinking about. It was funny and scary, except the fear would only come later.''

-> ''That raises a lot of questions, all of them with horrifying answers.''

-->-- '''The Screenwriter''' on the FateWorseThanDeath suffered by the villain of ''Series/WandaVision'', ''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings''

->We should probably drop the word ''[='=]Monster[='=]'' from the title since you usually just kill blameless wildlife that only attacks because you're invading its' territory or because you just pushed a sharpened stick through the ear of its' favourite child, but I guess calling it ''Hunter/Gatherer of Innocent Young Dinosaurs Pathetically Mewling Their Last as The Memory of Their Mother's Warmth Drifts away to Be Replaced by the Unforgiving Coldness of''-- Oh, fuck it. Let's just call it ''YouBastard''.

->'''Chris''': Did Perry just not tell her what she was going to France to cover? Because it would be kind of hilarious if he didn't.\\\

->Think of Bill Murray's character in ''Film/GroundhogDay'', who having spent tens of thousands of years living the same day on repeat, conceivably would have fucked, murdered, and eaten everybody in that town, Punxsutawney Phil included, many times over. By the time he finally woke up next to Andie [=MacDowell=], he'd have [[BewareTheSuperman zero sense of moral boundaries]], and any true epilogue to ''Groundhog Day'' would end with the discovery of her horribly broken body, while Bill Murray's shot to death by cops, masturbating on the roof of a children's hospice.

->''But so, whatever, [[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]] remains on Earth and has a series of relatively tame, bloodless adventures while chased by Dr. Robotnik. That is, until he and his human friend arrive in San Francisco. By this point, Dr. Robotnik has synthesized one of Sonic's quills to be able move just as quickly as, say, an intergalactic hedgehog. What results is a chase scene through the streets of San Francisco, with Robotnik blowing up everything in sight including ... a bus full of civilians.''

->''Christopher Robin happens to have two balloons, having been to a party at Piglet's house the day before. This is, to put it mildly, a rather troubling plot development-- has Piglet had a party and not invited Pooh? He has invited Christopher Robin, and allowed him to take a total of two balloons home with him, and he has even invited one of Rabbit's relations who was rather too young to go to a party but went anyway. Surely Pooh was invited too, but if he was, where is his balloon?''

-->--'''{{WesternAnimation/Cinderella}}''' to [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Belle]], "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeZXQf77hhk Princess Rap Battle]]"

->''What a scary concept: to use that thing as a weapon? Dropping one of those eggs on an enemy territory would be worse than an atom bomb. The Aliens would wipe out any population. Now, assuming the company knew what kind of aliens existed on this planet and sent an unprepared crew over there, how did they plan to bring it back and how would they control it? Now obviously it was a half-cooked scheme and it wasn't successful, and to use those Aliens against your enemy would only result in spreading a new enemy that's even worse.''

“Oh, [[NukeEm you'll find out.]]”''

->Basically, once every 100 years a male is born into the Gerudo and the rest are women. Now, you gotta ask yourself whether Nintendo [[WritersCannotDoMath thought into the implications of this in the slightest]]... A man will remain fertile even if he lives to be 100 years of age. A woman won't. D'ya see where I'm goin' with this? 'Cuz it's pretty horrible. In order to have a male heir, Ganon would need to have a daughter first. And then [[ParentalIncest he'd need to have a daughter with]] ''[[ParentalIncest that]]'' [[ParentalIncest daughter]]. And then he'd have to have a son with his granddaughter.\\\
I'll just let that one sink for a minute.
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o908SWJ8ulc Matthewmatosis]]''' on ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime''

->''What a scary concept: to use that thing as a weapon? Dropping one of those eggs on an enemy territory would be worse than an atom bomb. The Aliens would wipe out any population. Now, assuming the company knew what kind of aliens existed on this planet and sent an unprepared crew over there, how did they plan to bring it back and how would they control it? Now obviously it was a half-cooked scheme and it wasn't successful, and to use those Aliens against your enemy would only result in spreading a new enemy that's even worse.

-->--''Series/TheDailyShowWithTrevorNoah'' on the ''New York Times'' op-ed by a senior Trump official, September 5, 2018

-->-- '''Cassandra Gelvin''' on a [[https://www.drttmk.com/books/snow-white-and-seven-dwarfs version]] of ''Literature/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'', ''Website/DontReadThisToMyKids''