History Quotes / FanHater

->''"You people have won the Worst Fans on the Fucking Planet title belt for 30 years in a row. You're horrible when you win, and you're [[SoreLoser especially horrible when you lose]]—i.e., when you get to drive more nails into your wrists and drag your stupid crosses from WEEI to WBZ and back again. Even in good times, you assholes show off your losses like a kindergartener showing off a booboo. THIS IS THE SKINNED KNUCKLE I GAWT WHEN TYREE MADE THAT LUCKY CATCH! [[HollywoodNewEngland SOME SCAHHHHHS NEVAH HEAL!]] You have three Super Bowl titles and yet you will invariably find a way to bitch about the ones you didn't (and shouldn't) have won. You will simultaneously wax nostalgic for the old days and curse them in equal measure. You will complain about Belichick losing his touch while simultaneously lording his genius over opposing fans. You'll brag about Robert Kraft's classiness while threatening to fist someone's ladyfriend for wearing a Giants jersey to Gillette Stadium...I fucking hate the Patriots and my favorite day of every year is the day they get knocked out of the playoffs."''

->''"Outside by the concession/beer stands there was a golf cart riding around. Tied down with straps to the back of it was a guy in a Cowboys jersey, who appeared clinically dead, covered in his own vomit. And they were parading this guy around like Libyan rebels did to [[UsefulNotes/MuammarGaddafi Ghaddafi]] before they executed him."''
-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-washington-redskins-1629678313 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Washington Redskins"]]

-->-- '''[[{{Aristotle}} some Greek guy]]'''

-->-- '''CharlieBrooker''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' fans

->''"''FamilyCircus'' has been shitting in the mouth of comedy for 51 years and we need to fight back... Can you imagine what it would be like if you found something like this funny? You'd be both the happiest and most-punched person in the world, and I am really glad you don't exist. But in case you do, seriously: Fuck you."''

->''"Maybe you’re one of those people who spend more man-hours proudly telling everyone who’ll listen about how you’ve never watched ''BigBrother'' than the people involved in making it spent, well, making it. Perhaps you wear your BB-hatred like a badge of honour, joining every “I hate BB!” Facebook group you can find and letting everyone know you’ve got better things to do with your time, well whoopee-balls for you. Maybe I don’t like your face, but I don’t keep harping on about it. ([[BigStupidDooDooHead I don’t like your face]], as it happens. It’s too wide at the top and you’ve got a stupid chin)"''

->''"I've never really understood the almost crusader-like fervor that consoles attract. Most people would say it's because your mum is only prepared to buy you one console, and if it turns out you didn't pick the winner, the best thing to do is go into denial until the very fabric of reality spontaneously changes, because God knows that's more likely to happen than ''you'' admitting fault."''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', "Mailbag Showdown"

->''"I hate to be the one to say this, but if you like the new Spider-Man movies, you're a wrong idiot. This isn't up for discussion."''

->''"[[ILoveTheSmellOfXInTheMorning I love the smell of burning gamers]] in the morning."''
--> -- Notorious [[MoralGuardians anti-violence advocate]] '''Jack Thompson'''

->''"Those who think Transformers is a great or even a good film are, may I tactfully suggest, not sufficiently evolved."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' fans

->''"Any human dumb enough to voluntarily sit through a second helping of that unremitting fecal spew really ought to just get up and leave the planet via the nearest window before their continued presence does lasting damage to the gene pool."''
-->-- '''CharlieBrooker''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' fans

->''"I like your game. I don't like your gamers."''
-->-- A variation on a famous Gandhi quote.

->''"Music/{{Creed}} sucks! I hate you, and I hate the bands you like!"''
-->-- Machinima/RedVsBlue PSA

->''"'I don't know much about art,' you aver, 'but I know what I like.' Actually you don't. You have been browbeaten into feigning pleasure at the sight of so-called art that actually makes your skin crawl, and you are afraid to admit it for fear of seeming dull. This has gone on for so long that you have forgotten your own mind. Do not fear: in a few minutes' reading I can break the spell and liberate you from this unseemly condition. [...] There are, of course, people who truly appreciate abstract art. You aren't one of them; you are a decent, sensible sort of person without a chip on your shoulder against the world."''
-->-- '''David P. Goldman''', ''[[http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Front_Page/IA30Aa04.html Admit it - you really hate modern art]]''

->''I know the purists who think [[SubbingVersusDubbing any US adaptation is crap]] and [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks won’t let themselves like it no matter what]], and I’ll be the first to tell them [[DontLikeDontRead not to waste their time watching the show. It’s not for them. I would actually prefer that they don’t watch it and not post negative messages in the fan forums about it.]] I never understood that concept. There are shows I am a fan of but don’t watch because I didn’t like what they are doing with it. And I’m talking original Japanese {{Toku}} shows. But I don’t go on forums to trash it. [[TakeThat I think that’s really lame]]. [[PeripheryDemographic As is criticizing a show for 6-11 year old kids and you are in your 20’s or older]]. Honestly, I’m speechless! I stay away from Series/{{Teletubbie|s}} and Series/{{Barney|AndFriends}} forums!''
-->-- '''Steven Wang''', Executive Producer of ''Series/KamenRiderDragonKnight''

->''"I hate to be the one to say this, but if you like the new Spider-Man movies, you're a wrong idiot. This isn't up for discussion."''
-->-- J. F. Sargent, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-that-must-happen-to-keep-marvel-movies-awesome/#ixzz3AD3MYU2M discussing the future of the Marvel film franchise.]]

->''"I'm sorry, but if you are a [[PeripheryDemographic teenager or adult who thinks this show is good]], there is something wrong with you. There is NOTHING good about [[WesternAnimation/{{Breadwinners}} this show]]. [[HateDumb And you are in serious denial if you think otherwise.]]"''
-->-- '''Some YouTube [[{{Jerkass}} user]] commenting on [[WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter Mr. Enter's]] [[DVDCommentary commentary]] of [[WesternAnimation/{{Breadwinners}} Love Loaf]]'''

->''"VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII sucks and you suck for liking it!"''

OOOOOH, boy... Where to begin... How about with AnAesop?

-->-- '''{{Aristotle}}''', some Greek guy

->''"Yaoi fangirls make me want to punch puppies."''
-->-- An Anti-Yaoi stamp on Website/DeviantArt.

->''"like crocs? go fuck your uncle!!!!"''
-->-- Wall post from a major anti-Crocs group on {{Facebook}}

->''"So instead of wasting 912312993021' ''(sic)'' hours mastering that shit, go and do something productive."''
-->-- Comment on a Website/YouTube video of someone playing ''PopNMusic''

->''"I love the smell of burning gamers in the morning."''
--> -- Notorious {{Moral Guardian|s}} '''Jack Thompson'''

->''"For you 14 year olds that listen to [[Music/{{Dragonforce}} faggotforce]] and other gay bands, complexity and speed does not make music good. When you mature as musicians you will realize the genius of bands like sabbath."''
-->-- Comment on a Website/YouTube video of a Music/BlackSabbath song

->''"doing shirase ''[in ''Tetris: The Grand Master 3'']'' to level 400 is a crime in itself"''
--> -- A troll in a chatroom about ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}''

->''"Every time you watch a [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Canadian]] [[TotalDramaAction show]] [[{{Sixteen}} about]] [[{{Stoked}} teenagers]], an angel dies."''
-->-- A poster on 4chan's /co/ board

->''"I am an anime hater. I support the ban, not because i think it's evil because I think it's retarded."''
-->-- Comment on a ''[=GamePolitics=]'' story on ''[=RapeLay=]'' bannings

->''"The biggest mistakes caused by the Pokémon franchise.... 1. Zero's fanbase: What is worse than this mockery of villans? The fact that some people actually like him."''
-->-- ''[[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/100_Worst_Pokémon_Cash-ins Uncyclopedia]]''

->''"Having a favorite character from "[[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Enterprise]]" is like having a favorite position to be raped in."''
-->-- [[Website/SomethingAwful Weekend Web]] on IMDB from 2004

->''"Sorry to burst your bubble, fanboys, but it's true. If you love Shiny Toy Guns, chances are you like penises in your butt and mouth."''
-->-- Rather homophobic segment of a comment on a Website/YouTube video of Shiny Toy Guns' cover of ''Major Tom'' (strangely enough, earlier in that comment, the writer admitted to liking Shiny Toy Guns)

->''"People like you are the reason why VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII has gotten so much hate recently. They don't call it the most overrated game of all time for nothing. So you think you're part of a majority, huh? More like minority, douche."''
-->-- Website/YouTube video comment responding to a comment defending [=FF7=] from a negative review. (However the defending comment stated that the writer simply disagrees with the review, suggesting that the writer of the above quote was over-reacting.)

->''"Twitards are the most delusional, psychotic, braindead cultural pollutants since video game fanboys and need to be purged from their shitty cults. Grab your shotguns everyone who hates Twilight! It's hunting season!"''
-->-- Website/YouTube video comment

->''"Never underestimate the power of fangirls. They have the ability to make people hate entire series and genres merely because they dislike the fangirls."
-->-- a quote from [[Website/DeviantArt dAmn]] about fangirls and peoples' tendency to judge works solely on their fandom.

->''"The only thing personally that sucks about [[SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] is the fanbase. I mean it's comprised of insane fanboys such as recolors, retro fags, obessessed lunatics, furries and such that it becomes rare to find a sane fan."
-->-- Website/YouTube video comment

-->-- An Anti-Yaoi stamp on DeviantArt.

-->-- a quote from [[DeviantArt dAmn]] about fangirls and peoples' tendency to judge works solely on their fandom.

-->-- Signature on DeviantART.

->''I know the purists who think [[SubbingVersusDubbing any US adaptation is crap]] and [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks won’t let themselves like it no matter what]], and I’ll be the first to tell them [[DontLikeDontRead not to waste their time watching the show. It’s not for them. I would actually prefer that they don’t watch it and not post negative messages in the fan forums about it.]] I never understood that concept. There are shows I am a fan of but don’t watch because I didn’t like what they are doing with it. And I’m talking original Japanese {{Toku}} shows. But I don’t go on forums to trash it. [[TakeThat I think that’s really lame]]. [[PeripheryDemographic As is criticizing a show for 6-11 year old kids and you are in your 20’s or older]]. Honestly, I’m speechless! I stay away from {{Teletubbie|s}} and Series/{{Barney|AndFriends}} forums!''

->"What is food to one man may be fierce poison to others."
--> -- {{Aristotle}}, some Greek guy

->"Yaoi fangirls make me want to punch puppies."
--> -- An Anti-Yaoi stamp on DeviantArt.

->"like crocs? go fuck your uncle!!!!"
--> -- Wall post from a major anti-Crocs group on {{Facebook}}

->"So instead of wasting 912312993021' ''(sic)'' hours mastering that shit, go and do something productive."
--> -- Comment on a Website/YouTube video of someone playing ''PopNMusic''

->"I love the smell of burning gamers in the morning."

->"For you 14 year olds that listen to [[{{Dragonforce}} faggotforce]] and other gay bands, complexity and speed does not make music good. When you mature as musicians you will realize the genius of bands like sabbath."
--> -- Comment on a Website/YouTube video of a BlackSabbath song

->"doing shirase ''[in ''Tetris: The Grand Master 3'']'' to level 400 is a crime in itself"

->"Every time you watch a [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Canadian]] [[TotalDramaAction show]] [[{{Sixteen}} about]] [[{{Stoked}} teenagers]], an angel dies."
--> -- A poster on 4chan's /co/ board

->"I am an anime hater. I support the ban, not because i think it's evil because I think it's retarded."'
--> -- Comment on a ''[=GamePolitics=]'' story on ''[=RapeLay=]'' bannings

->"The biggest mistakes caused by the Pokémon franchise.... 1. Zero's fanbase: What is worse than this mockery of villans? The fact that some people actually like him."
--> -- ''[[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/100_Worst_Pokémon_Cash-ins Uncyclopedia]]''

->"Having a favorite character from "[[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Enterprise]]" is like having a favorite position to be raped in."
--> -- [[Website/SomethingAwful Weekend Web]] on IMDB from 2004

->"Sorry to burst your bubble, fanboys, but it's true. If you love Shiny Toy Guns, chances are you like penises in your butt and mouth."
--> -- Rather homophobic segment of a comment on a Website/YouTube video of Shiny Toy Guns' cover of ''Major Tom'' (strangely enough, earlier in that comment, the writer admitted to liking Shiny Toy Guns)

->"People like you are the reason why VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII has gotten so much hate recently. They don't call it the most overrated game of all time for nothing. So you think you're part of a majority, huh? More like minority, douche."
--> -- Website/YouTube video comment responding to a comment defending [=FF7=] from a negative review. (However the defending comment stated that the writer simply disagrees with the review, suggesting that the writer of the above quote was over-reacting.)

->"Twitards are the most delusional, psychotic, braindead cultural pollutants since video game fanboys and need to be purged from their shitty cults. Grab your shotguns everyone who hates Twilight! It's hunting season!"
--> -- Website/YouTube video comment

->"Never underestimate the power of fangirls. They have the ability to make people hate entire series and genres merely because they dislike the fangirls."
--> -- a quote from [[DeviantArt dAmn]] about fangirls and peoples' tendency to judge works solely on their fandom.

->"The only thing personally that sucks about [[SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] is the fanbase. I mean it's comprised of insane fanboys such as recolors, retro fags, obessessed lunatics, furries and such that it becomes rare to find a sane fan."
--> -- Website/YouTube video comment

-->--'''RogerEbert''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' fans

-->--'''CharlieBrooker''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' fans


->"We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests."
--> -- Signature on DeviantART.

->"I like your game. I don't like your gamers."
--> -- A variation on a famous Gandhi quote.

->"{{Creed}} sucks! I hate you, and I hate the bands you like!"
--> -- Machinima/RedVsBlue PSA

->"'I don't know much about art,' you aver, 'but I know what I like.' Actually you don't. You have been browbeaten into feigning pleasure at the sight of so-called art that actually makes your skin crawl, and you are afraid to admit it for fear of seeming dull. This has gone on for so long that you have forgotten your own mind. Do not fear: in a few minutes' reading I can break the spell and liberate you from this unseemly condition. [...] There are, of course, people who truly appreciate abstract art. You aren't one of them; you are a decent, sensible sort of person without a chip on your shoulder against the world."
--> -- '''David P. Goldman''', ''[[http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Front_Page/IA30Aa04.html Admit it - you really hate modern art]]''

--> -- '''Steven Wang''', Executive Producer of ''Series/KamenRiderDragonKnight''

-->--''Website/IMDb'' user '''[[http://www.imdb.com/user/ur5893534/boards/profile/ lilej2]]'''

--> -- '''Steven Wang''', Executive Producer of ''KamenRiderDragonKnight''

->''"...I don't like [[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] or [[TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] because I don't like reviews where the reviewer puts more time reviewing the FANS over the WORK they claim to be reviewing. When you start insulting the perceived target demographic rather than start actually reviewing the damn work, which is why I clicked that link in the first place, then my cursor quickly goes to the 'back' button because it's amazing how many reviews just turn into [[http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/ ualuealuealeuale]]."''

OOOOOH, boy... Where to begin:

--> -- Comment on a Website/YouTube video of someone playing ''pop'n music''

->"For you 14 year olds that listen to faggotforce and other gay bands, complexity and speed does not make music good. When you mature as musicians you will realize the genius of bands like sabbath."
--> -- Comment on a Website/YouTube video of a Black Sabbath song

--> -- Website/YouTube video comment responsing to a comment defending [=FF7=] from a negative review. (However the defending comment stated that the writer simply disagrees with the review, suggesting that the writer of the above quote was over-reacting.)

--> ''"You're a terrorist for liking WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko."''

->''"No, [''Series/ANTFarm''] is not the best show on Creator/DisneyChannel. Even if it was that wouldn't say much about DC since the quality of all their shows has tanked since the end of ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace''. It's fools like the […] OP and the second poster who actually think this show is funny. And it's not adults or so called "haters", idiot. It's just people with common sense and good taste in humor that know this show is far from funny. ''ANT Farm'' is crap."''

->''"No, [''Series/ANTFarm''] is not the best show on Creator/DisneyChannel. Even if it was that wouldn't say much about DC since the quality of all their shows has tanked since the end of ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace''. It's fools like the the OP and the second poster who actually think this show is funny. And it's not adults or so called "haters", idiot. It's just people with common sense and good taste in humor that know this show is far from funny. ''ANT Farm'' is crap."''