"What is food to one man may be fierce poison to others."
"Creed sucks! I hate you, and I hate the bands you like!"
"There are shows I am a fan of but donít watch because I didnít like what they are doing with it. And Iím talking original Japanese Toku shows. But I donít go on forums to trash it.I think thatís really lame.As is criticizing a show for 6-11 year old kids and you are in your 20ís or older. Honestly, Iím speechless! I stay away from Teletubbie and Barney forums!"
"Rob Ford is a crack-smoking Bills fan. Which comes first, the chicken or the egg?"
—Will Brinson, 1.12.13 Tweet
"You people have won the Worst Fans on the Fucking Planet title belt for 30 years in a row. You're horrible when you win, and you're especially horrible when you loseói.e., when you get to drive more nails into your wrists and drag your stupid crosses from WEEI to WBZ and back again. Even in good times, you assholes show off your losses like a kindergartener showing off a booboo.
THIS IS THE SKINNED KNUCKLE I GAWT WHEN TYREE MADE THAT LUCKY CATCH! SOME SCAHHHHHS NEVAH HEAL! You have three Super Bowl titles and yet you will invariably find a way to bitch about the ones you didn't (and shouldn't) have won. You will simultaneously wax nostalgic for the old days and curse them in equal measure. You will complain about Belichick losing his touch while simultaneously lording his genius over opposing fans. You'll brag about Robert Kraft's classiness while threatening to fist someone's ladyfriend for wearing a Giants jersey to Gillette Stadium...I fucking hate the Patriots and my favorite day of every year is the day they get knocked out of the playoffs."
, "Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New England Patriots"
"Those who think
Transformers is a great or even a good film are, may I tactfully suggest, not sufficiently evolved."
"I don't care how many people actually likes this. The ones who are saying 'check your brain in at the door' checked their brains as soon as they were given birth to."
"Any human dumb enough to voluntarily sit through a second helping of that unremitting fecal spew really ought to just get up and leave the planet via the nearest window before their continued presence does lasting damage to the gene pool."
"I hate to be the one to say this, but if you like the new Spider-Man movies, you're a wrong idiot. This isn't up for discussion."
"Now I have stuck up for
[Michael] Cimino in the past going so far as to defend Heaven's Gate and say it is a very good effort. My generosity has come to an end. IÖf*ckingÖHATE
The Sunchaser!!! Hate is too soft a word but it is what I will go with for the moment. My hate might even transcend the film itself to people that would have balls enough to admit they like it. Iím not sure."
"Those who say this is the greatest
New Adventure are simply wrong, and very probably lack souls."
"Family Circus has been shitting in the mouth of comedy for 51 years and we need to fight back... Can you imagine what it would be like if you found something like this funny? You'd be both the happiest and most-punched person in the world, and I am really glad you don't exist. But in case you do, seriously: Fuck you."
"Maybe youíre one of those people who spend more man-hours proudly telling everyone whoíll listen about how youíve never watched Big Brother than the people involved in making it spent, well, making it. Perhaps you wear your BB-hatred like a badge of honour, joining every ďI hate BB!Ē Facebook group you can find and letting everyone know youíve got better things to do with your time, well whoopee-balls for you. Maybe I donít like your face, but I donít keep harping on about it. (I donít like your face, as it happens. Itís too wide at the top and youíve got a stupid chin)"
"'I don't know much about art,' you aver, 'but I know what I like.' Actually you don't. You have been browbeaten into feigning pleasure at the sight of so-called art that actually makes your skin crawl, and you are afraid to admit it for fear of seeming dull. This has gone on for so long that you have forgotten your own mind. Do not fear: in a few minutes' reading I can break the spell and liberate you from this unseemly condition. [...] There are, of course, people who truly appreciate abstract art. You aren't one of them; you are a decent, sensible sort of person without a chip on your shoulder against the world."
"We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests."
"You're a terrorist for liking Code Lyoko."
— Yet ANOTHER dA comment.
"No, [A.N.T. Farm] is not the best show on Disney Channel. Even if it was that wouldn't say much about DC since the quality of all their shows has tanked since the end of Wizards of Waverly Place. It's fools like the the [sic] OP and the second poster who actually think this show is funny. And it's not adults or so called "haters", idiot. It's just people with common sense and good taste in humor that know this show is far from funny.
ANT Farm is crap."
"...I don't like Yahtzee or Noah Antwiler because I don't like reviews where the reviewer puts more time reviewing the FANS over the WORK they claim to be reviewing. When you start insulting the perceived target demographic rather than start actually reviewing the damn work, which is why I clicked that link in the first place, then my cursor quickly goes to the 'back' button because it's amazing how many reviews just turn into ualuealuealeuale."
"For you 14 year olds that listen to faggotforce and other gay bands, complexity and speed does not make music good. When you mature as musicians you will realize the genius of bands like sabbath."
[in Tetris: The Grand Master 3
] to level 400 is a crime in itself"
— A troll in a chatroom about Tetris
"I am an anime hater. I support the ban, not because i think it's evil because I think it's retarded."
— Comment on a GamePolitics story on RapeLay bannings
"The biggest mistakes caused by the Pokťmon franchise.... 1. Zero's fanbase: What is worse than this mockery of villans? The fact that some people actually like him."
"Having a favorite character from "Enterprise" is like having a favorite position to be raped in."
"Sorry to burst your bubble, fanboys, but it's true. If you love Shiny Toy Guns, chances are you like penises in your butt and mouth."
— Rather homophobic segment of a comment on a YouTube
video of Shiny Toy Guns' cover of Major Tom
(strangely enough, earlier in that comment, the writer admitted to liking Shiny Toy Guns)
"People like you are the reason why Final Fantasy VII has gotten so much hate recently. They don't call it the most overrated game of all time for nothing. So you think you're part of a majority, huh? More like minority, douche."
video comment responding to a comment defending FF7 from a negative review. (However the defending comment stated that the writer simply disagrees with the review, suggesting that the writer of the above quote was over-reacting.)
"Twitards are the most delusional, psychotic, braindead cultural pollutants since video game fanboys and need to be purged from their shitty cults. Grab your shotguns everyone who hates Twilight! It's hunting season!"
''"Never underestimate the power of fangirls. They have the ability to make people hate entire series and genres merely because they dislike the fangirls."
— a quote from dAmn
about fangirls and peoples' tendency to judge works solely on their fandom.
''"The only thing personally that sucks about Sonic
is the fanbase. I mean it's comprised of insane fanboys such as recolors, retro fags, obessessed lunatics, furries and such that it becomes rare to find a sane fan."
"Yaoi fangirls make me want to punch puppies."
"like crocs? go fuck your uncle!!!!"
— Wall post from a major anti-Crocs group on Facebook
"So instead of wasting 912312993021'
(sic) hours mastering that shit, go and do something productive."
I rented Tower Heist
last night. And I'm not spoiling the ending, but let me tell you, it was quite the hilarious thrill-ride. That Brett Ratner — hmm! [Abed looks increasingly annoyed during the following:]
He's a master of comedic action adventure! A master at storytelling. He's just a master at making movies in general! I'm gonna say it: he's the new Spielberg
. [Abed slams his fork down on the table hard, startling everyone present] Abed: [Barely restrained fury]
I have to go. [Abed begins to storm off, but before he goes:] Abed: [To Shirley]
You're a bad person. You're a bad person.