History Quotes / BulletproofVest

5th Apr '16 8:37:26 AM erforce
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-->--''Series/{{Farscape}}''

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-->--''Series/{{Farscape}}''
-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}}''



-->--''{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"

-> ''"I want sleeves on my vest."''
--> -- '''Col. Jack O'Neill''' after being shot twice while wearing one (one bullet hit his arm), "Desperate Measures," ''Series/StargateSG1''

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-->--''{{Archer}}'', -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"

-> ''"I ->''"I want sleeves on my vest."''
--> -- -->-- '''Col. Jack O'Neill''' after being shot twice while wearing one (one bullet hit his arm), "Desperate Measures," ''Series/StargateSG1''



-->--''{{Series/JAG}}'', "War Cries"

->"Type III ballistic body armor. [[ApologeticAttacker Don't worry, those ribs will heal.]]"

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-->--''{{Series/JAG}}'', -->-- ''{{Series/JAG}}'', "War Cries"

->"Type ->''"Type III ballistic body armor. [[ApologeticAttacker Don't worry, those ribs will heal.]]"]]"''


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->''"It's called kevlar! You got any?"''
->'''*KABLOOM*'''
->''"Thought not."''
-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisher The Punisher War Zone]]'' #17
17th Aug '15 11:57:34 PM Odon
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->"Type III ballistic body armor. [[ApologeticAttacker Don't worry, those ribs will heal.]]"
-->-- '''John Reese''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Critical"
28th May '14 3:54:17 PM AFP
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->'''[[AssInAmbassador Ambassador Bartlett]]''': What if someone aims at my head?
->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Gunnery Sgt. Granger]]''': [[CaptainObvious Duck, ma'am.]]
-->--''{{Series/JAG}}'', "War Cries"
30th Mar '14 1:14:03 PM zarpaulus
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->''"My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps."''
-->-- '''Michael Carpenter''', after showing that his wife made his plate armor bulletproof, ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''
7th Jun '13 9:24:54 PM StarSword
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->'''The Operative''': I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed-\\
'''Malcolm Reynolds''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''\\

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-> '''Malcolm Reynolds:''' Zoe, you okay?\\
'''Zoe Washburne:''' ''(grunts)'' Armor's dented.
--> -- "Serenity," ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->'''The Operative''': I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed-\\
'''Malcolm Reynolds''':
unarmed--\\
'''Mal''':
Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''\\



-->--''{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"

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-->--''{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"Secuestro"

-> ''"I want sleeves on my vest."''
--> -- '''Col. Jack O'Neill''' after being shot twice while wearing one (one bullet hit his arm), "Desperate Measures," ''Series/StargateSG1''
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6th Sep '11 10:04:06 PM tombcannon
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-->--''{{Farscape}}''

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-->--''{{Farscape}}''
-->--''Series/{{Farscape}}''
6th Sep '11 2:37:18 PM nombretomado
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-->--''{{Serenity}}''

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-->--''{{Serenity}}''
-->--''Film/{{Serenity}}''
11th Aug '11 12:37:18 PM JustinCognito
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->'''Archer''': Would you calm down? You're wearing a bulletproof vest!

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->'''Archer''': Would you calm down? You're wearing a bulletproof vest!Shut up! That vest is bulletproof!
24th Jul '11 12:29:50 PM JustinCognito
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-->--''{{Farscape}}''

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-->--''{{Farscape}}''-->--''{{Farscape}}''

->'''Archer''': Would you calm down? You're wearing a bulletproof vest!
->'''Cheryl''': Oh. *gets shot in the arm* Ow!
->'''Archer''': But it ''is'', y'know, a ''vest''.
-->--''{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"
8th Apr '11 6:53:15 PM Zaptech
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'''Malcolm Reynolds''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, gets jumped)''\\
'''The Operative''': ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.

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'''Malcolm Reynolds''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''\\
'''The Operative''': ...Operative''': [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.]]
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