Line #11 Quotes/BulletProofVest


1	-> '''Wesley''': I've got a vest, so fuck you! [''rips open shirt to expose vest''] \
2	'''Cat''': I also have a vest, so fuck you too! [''rips shirt open to reveal another vest'']
3	-->-- ''Film/BallisticKiss'', when Cat and Wesley tries shooting each other
4
5	-> '''Malcolm Reynolds:''' Zoe, you okay?\
6	'''Zoe Washburne:''' ''(grunts)'' Armor's dented.
7	--> -- "Serenity," ''Series/{{Firefly}}''
8
9	->'''The Operative''': I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed--\
10	'''Mal''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''\
11	'''The Operative''': ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.
12	-->--''Film/{{Serenity}}''
13
14	->'''Rygel:''' (To [[FakingTheDead Scorpius' body]]) Sorry I had to shoot you but... you know how it goes.\
15	'''Scorpius:''' (Very quietly) How did you know I was wearing body armor?\
16	'''Rygel:''' I wasn't sure- but 131 cycles in Peacekeeper captivity teaches you a few things.\
17	'''Scorpius:''' What if you were wrong?\
18	'''Rygel:''' Not so bad for me either way.
19	-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}}''
20
21	->'''Archer''': Shut up! That vest is bulletproof!
22	->'''Cheryl''': Oh. (''gets shot in the arm'') Ow!
23	->'''Archer''': But it ''is'', y'know, a ''vest''.
24	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"
25
26	->''"I want sleeves on my vest."''
27	-->-- '''Col. Jack O'Neill''' after being shot twice while wearing one (one bullet hit his arm), "Desperate Measures," ''Series/StargateSG1''
28
29	->''"My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps."''
30	-->-- '''Michael Carpenter''', after showing that his wife made his plate armor bulletproof, ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''
31
32	->'''[[AssInAmbassador Ambassador Bartlett]]''': What if someone aims at my head?
33	->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Gunnery Sgt. Granger]]''': [[CaptainObvious Duck, ma'am.]]
34	-->-- ''{{Series/JAG}}'', "War Cries"
35
36	->''"Type III ballistic body armor. [[ApologeticAttacker Don't worry, those ribs will heal.]]"''
37	-->-- '''John Reese''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Critical"
38
39	->''"It's called kevlar! You got any?"''
40	->'''KABLOOM'''
41	->''"Thought not."''
42	-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisher The Punisher War Zone]]'' #17
43
44	->''"Silicone carbide discs...ceramic matrices...accompanied laminate...cutting edge body armor. We just sew it between the fabric and the lining. Zero penetration. However...''[makes a pained expression]''[[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome ...quite painful, I'm afraid.]]"''
45	-->--'''Angelo''', ''Film/JohnWickChapter2''
46
47	->''Did I forget to mention my new armor? A great white couldn't rip it's way through this stuff: bonded polycarbide! It's amazing what ends up at [[GovernmentAgencyOfFiction the Forge]]...''
48	-->--'''Nimrod,''' ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho023ProjectTwilight Project Twilight]]''
49
50	->'''Cyclops:''' Stay cool, Iceman. Why do you think God created Kevlar?
51	-->-- ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen''
52
53	->''"The advent of low-profile carbonan armored uniforms in the mid-29th century served to underscore the importance of fire discipline in organizations where those uniforms were standard issue. It became entirely too tempting to [[RecklessGunUsage tap an officer on the shoulder from fifty yards away to get his attention]]. After all, shouting takes effort, ammo is cheap, and shooting your CO in the back never gets old."''
54	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
55
56	->'''Lloyd:''' Harry!? You're alive!?\
57	'''Harry:''' Yeah, I met some FBI guys outside and they gave me this cool bulletproof vest.\
58	'''Lloyd:''' What if he shot you in the face?\
59	''[beat]''\
60	'''Harry:''' ''[to FBI guy]'' What if he shot me in the face?\
61	'''FBI Guy:''' That was a risk we were willing to take.
62	-->-- ''Film/DumbAndDumber''

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