1 | -> '''Wesley''': I've got a vest, so fuck you! [''rips open shirt to expose vest''] \ |
2 | '''Cat''': I also have a vest, so fuck you too! [''rips shirt open to reveal another vest''] |
3 | -->-- ''Film/BallisticKiss'', when Cat and Wesley tries shooting each other |
4 | |
5 | -> '''Malcolm Reynolds:''' Zoe, you okay?\ |
6 | '''Zoe Washburne:''' ''(grunts)'' Armor's dented. |
7 | --> -- "Serenity," ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' |
8 | |
9 | ->'''The Operative''': I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed--\ |
10 | '''Mal''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''\ |
11 | '''The Operative''': ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron. |
12 | -->--''Film/{{Serenity}}'' |
13 | |
14 | ->'''Rygel:''' (To [[FakingTheDead Scorpius' body]]) Sorry I had to shoot you but... you know how it goes.\ |
15 | '''Scorpius:''' (Very quietly) How did you know I was wearing body armor?\ |
16 | '''Rygel:''' I wasn't sure- but 131 cycles in Peacekeeper captivity teaches you a few things.\ |
17 | '''Scorpius:''' What if you were wrong?\ |
18 | '''Rygel:''' Not so bad for me either way. |
19 | -->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' |
20 | |
21 | ->'''Archer''': Shut up! That vest is bulletproof! |
22 | ->'''Cheryl''': Oh. (''gets shot in the arm'') Ow! |
23 | ->'''Archer''': But it ''is'', y'know, a ''vest''. |
24 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro" |
25 | |
26 | ->''"I want sleeves on my vest."'' |
27 | -->-- '''Col. Jack O'Neill''' after being shot twice while wearing one (one bullet hit his arm), "Desperate Measures," ''Series/StargateSG1'' |
28 | |
29 | ->''"My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps."'' |
30 | -->-- '''Michael Carpenter''', after showing that his wife made his plate armor bulletproof, ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' |
31 | |
32 | ->'''[[AssInAmbassador Ambassador Bartlett]]''': What if someone aims at my head? |
33 | ->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Gunnery Sgt. Granger]]''': [[CaptainObvious Duck, ma'am.]] |
34 | -->-- ''{{Series/JAG}}'', "War Cries" |
35 | |
36 | ->''"Type III ballistic body armor. [[ApologeticAttacker Don't worry, those ribs will heal.]]"'' |
37 | -->-- '''John Reese''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Critical" |
38 | |
39 | ->''"It's called kevlar! You got any?"'' |
40 | ->'''*KABLOOM*''' |
41 | ->''"Thought not."'' |
42 | -->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisher The Punisher War Zone]]'' #17 |
43 | |
44 | ->''"Silicone carbide discs...ceramic matrices...accompanied laminate...cutting edge body armor. We just sew it between the fabric and the lining. Zero penetration. However...''[makes a pained expression]''[[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome ...quite painful, I'm afraid.]]"'' |
45 | -->--'''Angelo''', ''Film/JohnWickChapter2'' |
46 | |
47 | ->''Did I forget to mention my new armor? A great white couldn't rip it's way through this stuff: bonded polycarbide! It's amazing what ends up at [[GovernmentAgencyOfFiction the Forge]]...'' |
48 | -->--'''Nimrod,''' ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho023ProjectTwilight Project Twilight]]'' |
49 | |
50 | ->'''Cyclops:''' Stay cool, Iceman. Why do you think God created Kevlar? |
51 | -->-- ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen'' |
52 | |
53 | ->''"The advent of low-profile carbonan armored uniforms in the mid-29th century served to underscore the importance of fire discipline in organizations where those uniforms were standard issue. It became entirely too tempting to [[RecklessGunUsage tap an officer on the shoulder from fifty yards away to get his attention]]. After all, shouting takes effort, ammo is cheap, and shooting your CO in the back never gets old."'' |
54 | -->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' |
55 | |
56 | ->'''Lloyd:''' Harry!? You're alive!?\ |
57 | '''Harry:''' Yeah, I met some FBI guys outside and they gave me this cool bulletproof vest.\ |
58 | '''Lloyd:''' What if he shot you in the face?\ |
59 | ''[beat]''\ |
60 | '''Harry:''' ''[to FBI guy]'' What if he shot me in the face?\ |
61 | '''FBI Guy:''' That was a risk we were willing to take. |
62 | -->-- ''Film/DumbAndDumber'' |
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